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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊 |
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By *IXEN200Woman 11 weeks ago
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you."
Not too much I hope  |
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By *ornycougaWoman 11 weeks ago
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊"
Fuck now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you."
What a Gentleman you are Nero, i may have half a chance now…..well even half a chance is being optimistic 🥲 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you.
Not too much I hope "
Hey he said he was out of the game for now…..shall i send a conceited fuck now message to you?  |
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you.
What a Gentleman you are Nero, i may have half a chance now…..well even half a chance is being optimistic 🥲"
I'll lower my effort standards too. That'll help you another precious 1% |
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you.
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What a Gentleman you are Nero, i may have half a chance now…..well even half a chance is being optimistic 🥲"
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Half a chance is better than nø chance Mr Swiss·Barmy·Life 🩶. It's ½ more than most men on here deserve and, ee-by-gum, you deserve it undoubtedly. 🍷 |
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Ahhh clearly you’re not approaching the wimminz’ correctly.
Rude is simply not enough for them; Nay- you’ve got to be outright coarse and hostile in your entreaties.
‘Fuck me now thou obscene harlot!’ - This line alone has procured me a plethora of minge - the Sheilas absolutely love it they do 👍🏻 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊
Fuck now? "
Now that’s an offer my penis would find hard to refuse!!
See good things happen from whining on here 😁 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I've opened all of my filters and still no clunge  "
The only thing i haven’t done is remove my sock….would that help in my quest for clunge?
Was your reply an invitation as i send top notch messages.
They are filled with demands for my pleasure and you never know you might get something in return…..a night to forget!! |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
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Your post worked OP That sounds a great offer😉"
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Let's not be too hasty, for MissYeuxBleus is a Trojan horse. Resplendent and charming on the exterior but inside lurks a cavalry of deception, beguilement and a temptress. 🐎 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil"
As long as the candle wax doesn’t get dripped onto my dick, i fold and you will clean me out   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you.
What a Gentleman you are Nero, i may have half a chance now…..well even half a chance is being optimistic 🥲
I'll lower my effort standards too. That'll help you another precious 1%"
Every little helps Mr Fox 👍 |
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By *ee69Man 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil"
Swap the rum for beer and I’m there , most probably just looking in the window but can try lol |
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊"
I have no idea why you aren't successful - maybe add a cut and paste message and send it to everyone - that will help and a dick pic profile  |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil"
My log cabin has a hot tub... ?
I can send you a pic of it to hand on the wall of your log cabin?
Offers like these don't hang around forever... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I shall limit my flirting, curb my woo'ing, scale back my beguiling and reduce my courtships...in order for you to have a chance, my dear chåp.
May the deities of lust favour chance upon you.
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What a Gentleman you are Nero, i may have half a chance now…..well even half a chance is being optimistic 🥲
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Half a chance is better than nø chance Mr Swiss·Barmy·Life 🩶. It's ½ more than most men on here deserve and, ee-by-gum, you deserve it undoubtedly. 🍷"
Damm right i deserve it…..don’t these women realise what a catch they are missing out on?
See i have been Nero approved, the Gold Standard of recommendations 🎖️ |
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"I've opened all of my filters and still no clunge
The only thing i haven’t done is remove my sock….would that help in my quest for clunge?
Was your reply an invitation as i send top notch messages.
They are filled with demands for my pleasure and you never know you might get something in return…..a night to forget!!"
Yeah defo lose the socks 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Ahhh clearly you’re not approaching the wimminz’ correctly.
Rude is simply not enough for them; Nay- you’ve got to be outright coarse and hostile in your entreaties.
‘Fuck me now thou obscene harlot!’ - This line alone has procured me a plethora of minge - the Sheilas absolutely love it they do 👍🏻"
A very well put together demand with a touch of class.
I shall try this one and keep you posted once i manage to resurface from the tidal wave of minge  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
Your post worked OP That sounds a great offer😉"
I am searching out log cabins and a plentiful supply of coconut oil but S will have to bring the candles and the rum.
I am all about equality…..well sort of |
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By *tu.xMan 11 weeks ago
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊"
ask yourself why aren't you working for fab .. |
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊ask yourself why aren't you working for fab .."
I don't think they've got any job opportunities right now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
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Your post worked OP That sounds a great offer😉
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Let's not be too hasty, for MissYeuxBleus is a Trojan horse. Resplendent and charming on the exterior but inside lurks a cavalry of deception, beguilement and a temptress. 🐎"
So basically you’re saying i would be fucked?? |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
Swap the rum for beer and I’m there , most probably just looking in the window but can try lol "
No lurking at the window allowed. Bring a jar of coconut oil and you have a spot on the fur rug |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
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Your post worked OP That sounds a great offer😉
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Let's not be too hasty, for MissYeuxBleus is a Trojan horse. Resplendent and charming on the exterior but inside lurks a cavalry of deception, beguilement and a temptress. 🐎
So basically you’re saying i would be fucked?? "
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Better limber up Swiss |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil"
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said"
oh my. I’m very flattered but I will also assure you that two nights with me would probably be too much for anyone 😂 |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said
oh my. I’m very flattered but I will also assure you that two nights with me would probably be too much for anyone 😂 "
Ok I’ll try one night then |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said
oh my. I’m very flattered but I will also assure you that two nights with me would probably be too much for anyone 😂
Ok I’ll try one night then "
I can’t give you a money back guarantee though. It’s an AYOR kinda of deal |
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said
oh my. I’m very flattered but I will also assure you that two nights with me would probably be too much for anyone 😂
Ok I’ll try one night then
I can’t give you a money back guarantee though. It’s an AYOR kinda of deal "
If it’s buyer beware I’m buying .. |
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊
FAF?? *insert creepy grin here* "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Is the correct answer 'more dick pics'......🤔🤔"
Quite possibly…..it seems to be the most popular answer.
You know women they always say the opposite of what they mean.
You forgot to do the washing and as they are having to do it themselves you ask, “you’re not angry at me, are you”?
They answer, “ NOOOO why would i be angry at having to do something you were meant to do”?!!!
See confusing 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
Swap the rum for beer and I’m there , most probably just looking in the window but can try lol
No lurking at the window allowed. Bring a jar of coconut oil and you have a spot on the fur rug "
HEY!!! Don’t be renting space on the rug to others, we might need that!!
He can have the rickety old chair in the corner 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
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Your post worked OP That sounds a great offer😉
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Let's not be too hasty, for MissYeuxBleus is a Trojan horse. Resplendent and charming on the exterior but inside lurks a cavalry of deception, beguilement and a temptress. 🐎
So basically you’re saying i would be fucked??
🦄
Better limber up Swiss"
More like TTTTTTIMBER 🦍 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’m partial to a bad boy myself.
Bad as in doesn’t know how to behave themselves?
Me
Bad in bed?
Not me…..i am terrible 😂
Needs to be both in order for it to work."
Maybe i am fibbing and i am a choirboy but a demon between the sheets 🤔😉 |
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"I have been on Fab a while now and i am not having the sex.
It’s all very disheartening, i came on here with the expectation that this site is filled with sex starved or nymphomaniac women.
Is it too much for me to expect my inbox to be filled with offers of tons of sex despite looking like an extra from Wrong Turn with the sexual prowess of fumbling schoolboy?
Where am i going wrong?
I am rude, arrogant and entitled in every message because don’t women love a bad boy?
Shall i take up one of the kind offers of the guys who message as i have carpal tunnel syndrome due to too much wanking?
I might add my eyesight is going from the copious amounts of porn i am watching.
I always see plenty of great advice from these sorts of threads and live in hope you will open your hearts and help me get everything i deserve.
Thanks in advance 🥰😊"
This is a good joke OP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I’ll see your shag and raise you two nights in a log cabin with candles, rum and copious amount of coconut oil
I'll see your two nights and double it two four just to have your company.
I'd be buzzing. Sorry had to be said
oh my. I’m very flattered but I will also assure you that two nights with me would probably be too much for anyone 😂 "
Not me as i am a sucker for punishment, even after your anal training comment in my other thread |
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