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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Grand reopening!

Only certain days now due to work, but I know you all understand!

Free shots lined up on the bar in celebration too, so come in have a drink.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Grand reopening!

Only certain days now due to work, but I know you all understand!

Free shots lined up on the bar in celebration too, so come in have a drink.

"

should add that I'm gonna be gone for a couple of minutes so I'll be late.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

There might not be much alcohol left, I found the spare key

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Is this one self service too?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Is this one self service too?"

Toots is on it like a car bonnet

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"There might not be much alcohol left, I found the spare key"

Lmao you fiend 🤣.

I dont run out here you should know that by now.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is this one self service too?"

What are you having my fellow fabber.

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By *riar BelisseWoman 11 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Can I have a cuppa tea first before a shot please lovely

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 11 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Pint of baileys please and thank you

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By *IXEN200Woman 11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Pint of baileys please and thank you "

Make that two

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a cuppa tea first before a shot please lovely "

Of course you can, one hot cup of tea for you.

Toots is feeling good tonight and I hope you are too.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of baileys please and thank you "

Good choice coming right up!

A Good day today I hope?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please "

Of course you can.

How are you today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of baileys please and thank you

Make that two "

And 2 you yall shall have.

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By *IXEN200Woman 11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please

Of course you can.

How are you today?"

Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 11 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East


"Pint of baileys please and thank you

Good choice coming right up!

A Good day today I hope?"

It will be when I finally switch off the laptop 😁

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please

Of course you can.

How are you today?

Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming"

read my first message again, you'll rethink that.

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By *hortyscotWoman 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

G&t please kind sir

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By *alico_KittyWoman 11 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of baileys please and thank you

Good choice coming right up!

A Good day today I hope?

It will be when I finally switch off the laptop 😁"

Ahh messages starting to make your eyes water?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"G&t please kind sir "

Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar.

It's a friendly place

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x"

Of course coming right up!

What is that, that sounds good. 😋

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By *IXEN200Woman 11 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please

Of course you can.

How are you today?

Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming read my first message again, you'll rethink that. "

I won't mix my shots tonight, I may be mischievous if I do that

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening kind sir, may I have a shot of JD please

Of course you can.

How are you today?

Not so good but I'll sit by the bar just keep the JD coming read my first message again, you'll rethink that.

I won't mix my shots tonight, I may be mischievous if I do that"

Those shots are whatever you desire them to be, you should know toots bar is magical like that.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Another pint of Bailey's please Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Another pint of Bailey's please Toots "

Of course, coming right up,

Here's the bottle actually looks like you need it.

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By *alico_KittyWoman 11 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x

Of course coming right up!

What is that, that sounds good. 😋 "

It's a really nice vodka, toots x

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Another pint of Bailey's please Toots

Of course, coming right up,

Here's the bottle actually looks like you need it. "

Cheers xx

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a shot of grey goose over ice please x

Of course coming right up!

What is that, that sounds good. 😋

It's a really nice vodka, toots x"

Ooh very nice, I'll have to look this one up I think.

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By *NormalMan01Man 11 weeks ago

Harrogate

What’s your non-alcoholic section like? I’ll have a pint of Guinness zero to start..

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Finished Bailey's Toots,bucket of sambuca please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"What’s your non-alcoholic section like? I’ll have a pint of Guinness zero to start.."

Ofc or use coming right up!

I do all sorts my friend.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Finished Bailey's Toots,bucket of sambuca please"

Coming right up!

One big ol bucket for you..

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Cheers Toots, grab yourself a straw

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By *he AmbassadorMan 11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Guinness and an Alaskan Duck fart Mr T.

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Pint of baileys please and thank you "

😂

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Whiskey please Sir Toots

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Swansea

White Russian please

Mrs

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

"

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cheers Toots, grab yourself a straw "

I think I will.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Guinness and an Alaskan Duck fart Mr T. "

Coming right up!

How are you today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Whiskey please Sir Toots "

Coming right up my friend

Hiw are you?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"White Russian please

Mrs"

Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both?

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By *enelope2UWoman 11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Can I get a tequila sunrise please

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 11 weeks ago

Swansea


"White Russian please

Mrs

Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both?"

Cheers. We're both great thanks. How are you today?

Mrs

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I get a tequila sunrise please"

Of course you can, one sunrise coming right up!

Hope your having a lovely day!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"White Russian please

Mrs

Coming right up, good choice top. :-how are you both?

Cheers. We're both great thanks. How are you today?

Mrs"

I'm good on my days off. 😁

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate. "

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber. "

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden.

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By *riar BelisseWoman 11 weeks ago

On Holibobs


"Can I have a cuppa tea first before a shot please lovely

Of course you can, one hot cup of tea for you.

Toots is feeling good tonight and I hope you are too. "

Thank you lovely, I'm glad you are feeling good tonight, I am very well thanks

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By *cflirtyMan 11 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Pint of baileys please and thank you "

Pint of? there will be much shenanigans after that Pint!

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden. "

Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone?

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By *cflirtyMan 11 weeks ago

Hampshire

If I may Sir JD as it comes I you please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden.

Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone?"

My bar is self cleaning so don't worry. Go wild

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By *cflirtyMan 11 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden.

Shit, I have had two pints of Bailey's and a bucket of Sambuca. Lock in orgy anyone?"

Like your style

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If I may Sir JD as it comes I you please "
.ofc of course coming right up sorry I've been quite busy scrubbing.

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By *cflirtyMan 11 weeks ago

Hampshire


"If I may Sir JD as it comes I you please .ofc of course coming right up sorry I've been quite busy scrubbing. "

Who's a scrubber

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden. "

Great work.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ain't got no Tooty Fruity ....

I do now!.

What you having xsre for a cuddle or perhaps a delicious hot chocolate.

Its time for a shower toots. Get a stand in bar person, I need a scrubber.

Busy your in charge of the bar go wild.

I'm busy all of a sudden.

Great work. "

.oh your too kind, but thank you. You know where I am if you need another scrub.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *he AmbassadorMan 11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The usual Mr T.please

And one for yourself

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The usual Mr T.please

And one for yourself "

Of course my good sir, and how are you today?

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By *he AmbassadorMan 11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"The usual Mr T.please

And one for yourself

Of course my good sir, and how are you today?"

all good MrT, chilling and perving in work, as you do.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"The usual Mr T.please

And one for yourself

Of course my good sir, and how are you today? all good MrT, chilling and perving in work, as you do."

Bahah too true can't lie I'm currently having but there just one health bar that keeps on rising.

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