So…when tugging thy todger, how do you prefer to grip the beast?
1: Around the head
2: Mid shaft
3: Low…just above the bollocks
4: Somewhere else?
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I'll go non-cheese answer for now Sensual.
A little rub of some pre-cum over the helmet.
Spreads the lubriciousness and primes Mr Helmet for upcoming party-time (actually, I call him Mr Helmut-Helmet, but you don't really need to know that).
Then a good mid-shaft grip, legs akimbo.
Stroking is then a combination of that grip, with a little bit of motion off the grip at both the fullest "out" part of the stroke, and the fullest "in" - so that Mr Shaft feels involved and wanted rather than strangulated and imprisoned.
Every so often, a little bit more helmet touching, just to coax Mrs Jizzy out of Master Bollox at the optimal moment.
At the point of climax, I like to do some sort of deep diaphragm push with a barbaric bellow, et voilà!
My sock is replete.
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By *bi HaiveMan 12 weeks ago
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"So…when tugging thy todger, how do you prefer to grip the beast?
1: Around the head
2: Mid shaft
3: Low…just above the bollocks
4: Somewhere else?
Hmmm….This is a quality thread, right?
In fact, please feel free to give it a rating from 1-10 with 1 equating to, ‘I have found this thread to be both highly crass and wholly intellectually insulting!’ and 10 being, ‘Christ on a pogo stick! - This thread has provided me with sudden spiritual enlightenment! Hallelujah!’ 👍🏻
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None of the above.
I get someone in to do the job. I'm lazy.
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By *enk15Man 12 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Interesting thread..
Obviously I'm not a penis owner so can't really comment on technique but this is something I really think I could be better at. Maybe I'll learn something! "
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