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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣

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By *avin77Man 12 weeks ago

camberley

Superb that hahaha Going to nick it (not) haha

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By *he AmbassadorMan 12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

He's a keeper, jump on him

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By *issmorganWoman 12 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

What did he want to buy you?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Fuck, I've been away too long?!?!

What's a Primarni? 😳 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"What did he want to buy you?

I didn't open it... probably a packet of £1 cucumber face wipes

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By *eroLondonMan 12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Isn't Primarni on the Almafi Coast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Fuck, I've been away too long?!?!

What's a Primarni? 😳 🤷‍♂️"

Primark 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Isn't Primarni on the Almafi Coast?"

They probably do have a branch there

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

"What's a Primarni? 😳 🤷‍♂️"

Also don't have a clue what this is lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"He's a keeper, jump on him"

On it

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Superb that hahaha Going to nick it (not) haha"

🤣

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By *enk15Man 12 weeks ago

Evesham

Soz! I thought it would be a good place for a social 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

I always thought it was Primarché (said in a gorgeous French accent).

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By *he AmbassadorMan 12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"He's a keeper, jump on him

On it"
slowly now,, slowly, well at first at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Soz! I thought it would be a good place for a social 🤷‍♂️"

Always the changing rooms I guess? See you in an hour 😘

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"What's a Primarni?

Primark 🤣"

Ah, phew, thought I'd lost touch! OK, duly noted; Is TK Maxx a likely winner instead then? 🤪🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"What's a Primarni?

Primark 🤣

Ah, phew, thought I'd lost touch! OK, duly noted; Is TK Maxx a likely winner instead then? 🤪🤣"

🫣🤣

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple 12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣"

Did it work? Are you gonna marry him?

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣

Did it work? Are you gonna marry him?

- Mrs "

Already pregnant

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 12 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

He's giving you an all expenses paid trip to Primarni.... imagine how full your basket could be.

Jeez.... there's just no pleasing some women 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"He's giving you an all expenses paid trip to Primarni.... imagine how full your basket could be.

Jeez.... there's just no pleasing some women 🤣🤣"

😁🤣

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By *ecretDaddy1Man 12 weeks ago

Leeds

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣"

Hopefully for window shopping?

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By *he AmbassadorMan 12 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣

Did it work? Are you gonna marry him?

- Mrs

Already pregnant "

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple 12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣

Did it work? Are you gonna marry him?

- Mrs

Already pregnant "

Ah congratulations I'm so happy for you both

-Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Think of all the cozy pj’s!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Of the oddest opening line in today's inbox goes to the dude wanting to take me on a trip to Primarni.

I'm not going to lie, I do love a good mooch in there but come on 🤣

Did it work? Are you gonna marry him?

- Mrs

Already pregnant

Ah congratulations I'm so happy for you both

-Mrs "

Thankyou, honestly I am blessed. Leaving the lifestyle now...soon be unlos

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Think of all the cozy pj’s!!"

Oh shit yeah!

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By *hristopherd999Man 12 weeks ago

Brentwood

Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland

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By *ensuallover1000Man 12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That sounds like a quality date to me; in fact it could only be topped with a meal in Greggs afterwards 😜

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By *ou345Woman 12 weeks ago

Derby

I'm so jealous.....Will you pick me up a mini mouse jumper while you're there? Ta very muchly 😁

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By *hat.coupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Dartford

"Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland"

But which poundland? I love a good pounding!

Mrs x

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By *ildTimes.Man 12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

For your attention...job done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"For your attention...job done! "

Well I didn't open it🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"I'm so jealous.....Will you pick me up a mini mouse jumper while you're there? Ta very muchly 😁"

No problem, shall I get him to message you too? 😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"That sounds like a quality date to me; in fact it could only be topped with a meal in Greggs afterwards 😜"

Quality Greggs pizza slice 😊

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland"

Everyone loves a Poundland

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland

But which poundland? I love a good pounding!

Mrs x"

Dirty girl 🤪🍆

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By *hat.coupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Dartford

"Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland

But which poundland? I love a good pounding!

Mrs x

Dirty girl 🤪🍆"

Why thank you!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Could have been worse, could have ben Poundland

But which poundland? I love a good pounding!

Mrs x

Dirty girl 🤪🍆

Why thank you!

Mrs x"

🤪💋

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By *ildTimes.Man 12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"For your attention...job done!

Well I didn't open it🤣"

Go there, pick out what you want, make him pay, block 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"For your attention...job done!

Well I didn't open it🤣

Go there, pick out what you want, make him pay, block 😂"

I am not heartless 🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man 12 weeks ago

North West

Fuck sake. You didn't have tell the forums. I just thought I'd take you on a date to Primark that is all 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago

"Fuck sake. You didn't have tell the forums. I just thought I'd take you on a date to Primark that is all 😂😂"

You can take me on a date to Primark 😘

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By *ubikslongswordMan 12 weeks ago

Rubiksville

I mean I hate shopping with a passion, especially Primark so if I've offered to go in there with you you must be especially important to me, with that said don't ever ask to go on a shopping spree with me, I'll happily wait outside the shops and carry the bags but shops have too many idiots who don't know how to behave in public

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