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I have the body of a goddess
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel "
Happy to take your word on that, I don't do cheap hotels.(no comment on the lumpy and bumpy bit though)  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel Good use of descriptive words.... 
Teacher?Hell no....not in the true sense of the word anyhoo. "
It was the "good use of descriptive words" that took me back to my homework years ago! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have a body I was proud of, went gym everyday, big arms, chest and back, six pack but had a back injury and couldn't go gym so all the hard earned muscle turned to fat, took me about 6 months of gentle jogging to get from a funny 15 stone to a reasonable 12 stone.... Still no gym and 13 and a half stone, I actually avoid mirrors now. |
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My body needs work doing to it, like a Maserati that has driven from Rome to Brighton several times for many long sunny years. Over that time, it's picked up little bumps and dents, scratches and damage if you look closely, but all in all, pretty good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the body of a Mother of four
I have the body of a mother of five...they are cats tho so that excuse doesn't really work for me does it!"
Cats don't give you C Section scars or stretch marks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have the same body i did at 18 , few more hairs and a bump and scrape here and there bit still in good nick . Problem its it want that good at 18 either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my body needs ironing and lifting, it's used as a climbing frame, a tissue, a punch bag and sometimes it gets cuddled. (All by my youngest daughter lol)  |
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this is a thread for everyone to post their insecurities (if thats how you spell it lol) Ive got the age where Ive stopped worying about my wobbly bits what you see is what you get in my case, lifes to short to waste it obssesing about what other people think about you  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"this is a thread for everyone to post their insecurities (if thats how you spell it lol) Ive got the age where Ive stopped worying about my wobbly bits what you see is what you get in my case, lifes to short to waste it obssesing about what other people think about you "
I wouldn't say it was a thread about peoples insecurities, there have been different types of posts....and I totally agree..Im happy with me, but am quite happy to take the piss outta me in a non self depreciating way  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I m a fine specimen,, 
yep I ll end up in jars,, |
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