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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Too bad it's Venus of Willendorf.LOL.

Describe your body...

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have the body of a goddess...

It's under the patio... Don't tell anyone

Too sexy just had to deal with the competition!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel "
Good use of descriptive words....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Angelina jolie in my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel "

Happy to take your word on that, I don't do cheap hotels.(no comment on the lumpy and bumpy bit though)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like Angelina Jolies.... with extreme padding

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lived in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lived in "
Fuck, I would be worried if it wasn't!

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By *wingerdelightCouple  over a year ago

eastliegh

Ok for an 80 year old. Shame I'm half that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pale. The only colour at the moment is my tattoos.

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

worn out

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My body is undescribable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lived in

Fuck, I would be worried if it wasn't! "

bit like a messy house, not dirty just untidy lol

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel Good use of descriptive words.... "

Teacher?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It even makes men wet.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I noticed today that my new mound is travelling upwards towards my belly.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel Good use of descriptive words....

Teacher?"

Hell no....not in the true sense of the word anyhoo.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

My body is like something out of a fairy tale.

GRIM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have the body of a Mother of four

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My body is a temple

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By *ighland_RoseCouple  over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I have the body of a Mother of four "

I have the body of a mother of five...they are cats tho so that excuse doesn't really work for me does it!

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel Good use of descriptive words....

Teacher?Hell no....not in the true sense of the word anyhoo."

It was the "good use of descriptive words" that took me back to my homework years ago!

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel Good use of descriptive words.... "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too bad it's Venus of Willendorf.LOL.

Describe your body..."

Anorexic albino.form a Que ladies.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a Mother of four "

Will you be sharing it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just needs a good ironing!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to have a body I was proud of, went gym everyday, big arms, chest and back, six pack but had a back injury and couldn't go gym so all the hard earned muscle turned to fat, took me about 6 months of gentle jogging to get from a funny 15 stone to a reasonable 12 stone.... Still no gym and 13 and a half stone, I actually avoid mirrors now.

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I have the body of a 21 year old cheerleader ...

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... buried in my back garden!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have the body of a baby hippo with tiny feet.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My body needs work doing to it, like a Maserati that has driven from Rome to Brighton several times for many long sunny years. Over that time, it's picked up little bumps and dents, scratches and damage if you look closely, but all in all, pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just need to grow into mine

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"My body is a temple "

My body is a small Welsh Methodist tin tabernacle

**waves to Good Omens readers**

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By *eryBigGirlWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I have the body of a god ..... Buddha lol

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By *lanwoodMan  over a year ago

Alton

If you turn me 90 degrees facing down, I spell the letter T. Oh, and I look like George Clooney if you close your eyes really tight.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I have the body of a goddess ... she's gonna kill me when she sees what I've done to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a Mother of four

I have the body of a mother of five...they are cats tho so that excuse doesn't really work for me does it!"

Cats don't give you C Section scars or stretch marks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a Mother of four

Will you be sharing it ? "

You can have a bit if you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not bad but could do with a little work.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have the body of a god ..... Buddha lol "

He's not a god but a teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My erection holds my belly up

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By *dinMan  over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Female Budah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Massive boobs, tight arse and saggy thighs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not overweight....

I'm underheight....

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I can tuck soft and flabby bits of mine in various undergarments.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My body is a temple, that's why I leave the shoes on the outside....

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a Mother of four

Will you be sharing it ?

You can have a bit if you like "

Ooh , what bit can I have

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Not bad but could do with a little work. "

Shame you don't do any

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Too bad it's Venus of Willendorf.LOL.

Describe your body..."

i've got the body of that weird fertility goddess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More party pack than six pack but I don't mind. Working on it .............

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I have the body of a Mother of four "

If every mother of four had a body like yours!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curves, and wobbles but in the right places.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

My body looks good but on a downside I often shit the bed.

Anyone accomodate this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Curves, and wobbles but in the right places. "

perfect xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My body looks good but on a downside I often shit the bed.

Anyone accomodate this evening? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have the body of a lunatic that has incidents befall her ................ strangely enough not many scars lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have the body of a lunatic that has incidents befall her ................ strangely enough not many scars lol "
Do you have Life Insurance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a lunatic that has incidents befall her ................ strangely enough not many scars lol Do you have Life Insurance?"

yep but ure not the beneficiary lol hence no price on my head

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Better to have a body of a goddess than just the head...was medusa a goddess?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm Jeremy Spakes evil twin with a face like a smacked arse!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Better to have a body of a goddess than just the head...was medusa a goddess?"
Apparently not, she was a monster.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fat

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fat"
You are not allowed to say that word...curvacious, bootilicious....but not fat.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Too bad it's Venus of Willendorf.LOL.

Describe your body..."

I never look at mine, just touch and feel it from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I've said in other threads, I look like and upside down 'F'....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FatYou are not allowed to say that word...curvacious, bootilicious....but not fat."

Ok what you said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sinewy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has seen better days...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My body is like a bouncy castle!

Miss PP

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"As I've said in other threads, I look like and upside down 'F'.... "

Awww, it's those huge feet you have.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FatYou are not allowed to say that word...curvacious, bootilicious....but not fat."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My body is a health and safety nightmare

Under construction most of the time, slippy when wet and has been known to stop a fair bit of traffic too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Describe my body hmmmmmmm

Not a pound hanging in the same direction sums it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too big for my skeleton.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I've said in other threads, I look like and upside down 'F'....

Awww, it's those huge feet you have. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im happy with mine now. I have a body of someone who is happy with their body.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As I've said in other threads, I look like and upside down 'F'.... "

I had to think about that Doh !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rotund I think sums it up

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon

I have the body of a Godless...it just loves sinning..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have the body of a Godless...it just loves sinning..lol"

That would be one hell of a statue maybe a little top heavy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have the same body i did at 18 , few more hairs and a bump and scrape here and there bit still in good nick . Problem its it want that good at 18 either

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I tend to look like a smurf ...trying to breathe my belly in makes me go blue!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My body is a temple "

My other body is a temple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has seen better days... "

I'dlike to know exactly how that was possible...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has seen better days... "

Really? if your pics are anything to go by, your body's seeing some pretty fine days right now! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 lumps in right place which i love an alot more wobbly bits but im real an i am me xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my body needs ironing and lifting, it's used as a climbing frame, a tissue, a punch bag and sometimes it gets cuddled. (All by my youngest daughter lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this is SPARTA!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a body like jelly it wibble wobbles...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"this is SPARTA!!! "
Wheres your 299 mates then?

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By *rs Robinson1Woman  over a year ago

Chapel Row


"Lumpy and bumpy like a mattress in a cheap old hotel "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Abused

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By *rs Robinson1Woman  over a year ago

Chapel Row

this is a thread for everyone to post their insecurities (if thats how you spell it lol) Ive got the age where Ive stopped worying about my wobbly bits what you see is what you get in my case, lifes to short to waste it obssesing about what other people think about you

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"this is a thread for everyone to post their insecurities (if thats how you spell it lol) Ive got the age where Ive stopped worying about my wobbly bits what you see is what you get in my case, lifes to short to waste it obssesing about what other people think about you "
I wouldn't say it was a thread about peoples insecurities, there have been different types of posts....and I totally agree..Im happy with me, but am quite happy to take the piss outta me in a non self depreciating way

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By *ll-Knight-longMan  over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

My body is a temple.........all donations for the restoration fund greatly appreciated

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My body is a temple.........all donations for the restoration fund greatly appreciated"

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By *rs Robinson1Woman  over a year ago

Chapel Row


"My body is a temple.........all donations for the restoration fund greatly appreciated"

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m a fine specimen,,

yep I ll end up in jars,,

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Soft and bouncy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Body of a Porn Star (looking for Ron Jeremy photo)

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me too, my body is a temple, unfortunately worshippers have been a bit thin on the ground lately.

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