"Buy them a box of chocolate fingers and let them please themeselves 
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And now I noticed the spelling error and devastated everyone will think I am illiterate and all that money my parents spent on my education was all for nothing 😭😭😭 |
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"Buy them a box of chocolate fingers and let them please themeselves
And now I noticed the spelling error and devastated everyone will think I am illiterate and all that money my parents spent on my education was all for nothing 😭😭😭"
I had to re-read it 3 times before I saw it...and only because you drew attention to it 💁♂️ xxxx |
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"Finger to put up their fart-pipe?"
😂😂😂 Only one?
Nay, nay and thrice nay I say;
I like to press the fingers of both my hands together as though clenching in prayer before diving straight into the intended target…. 🙏🏻🍩 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"It is time to bump the bumfinger 😘."
"Bummmmmmfingerrrrr, he's the man,
The man with the shitest touch
Your sphincters' clutch
Such a bold finger
Circles your hole before pushing in
With his thumb for the win!"
(With apologies to Shirley Bassey)
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By *ucka39Man 12 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"It is time to bump the bumfinger 😘.
"Bummmmmmfingerrrrr, he's the man,
The man with the shitest touch
Your sphincters' clutch
Such a bold finger
Circles your hole before pushing in
With his thumb for the win!"
(With apologies to Shirley Bassey)
"
Brown finger |
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"It is time to bump the bumfinger 😘.
"Bummmmmmfingerrrrr, he's the man,
The man with the shitest touch
Your sphincters' clutch
Such a bold finger
Circles your hole before pushing in
With his thumb for the win!"
(With apologies to Shirley Bassey)
"
Brilliant as ever! |
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"It is time to bump the bumfinger 😘.
"Bummmmmmfingerrrrr, he's the man,
The man with the shitest touch
Your sphincters' clutch
Such a bold finger
Circles your hole before pushing in
With his thumb for the win!"
(With apologies to Shirley Bassey)
Brilliant as ever! "
No one does Bummmmfingerrrrrr like Davina does Bummmmfingerrrrrr 🚀🚀🚀 |
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