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Monday Morning Register.... weekend is over, time to pay attention and knuckle down
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning sir I'm here my weekend has been a bit of a hit and miss weekend. Friday night ended up at a club near Bedford.
Sat night got very d*unk ended up having a cuddle in bed clothed I add with one of my flat mates. She kicked me out early hours of Sunday morning was nice to have the cuddle.
Yesterday just went tits up not going into it any further than that lol |
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"Good morning sir here is your apple , as for my weekend was made up of washing cleaning and lots of wine  "
No messing about this morning.... first here and you've brought me an apple. 5 gold stars  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning sir here is your apple , as for my weekend was made up of washing cleaning and lots of wine
No messing about this morning.... first here and you've brought me an apple. 5 gold stars "
Thank you sir I promise to behave today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning Sir...!!
Had a fun weekend in Fabland, despite manflu, and will celebrate yesterday's birthday properly in two weeks time....
I'm not writing it up, coz I'm hoping for a stern "talking to" from Miss...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning class.... who's here?
Turn to a blank page in your work books and write all about what you got up to this weekend. "
Morning miss! 
..my weekends are the same as my weekdays. I have been working at my other place. All work and no play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whips here 
Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here.
Noooooo snoozing I have things to do with a bottle of baby oil and some ropes "
Can we join in to please miss |
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Whips here
Think I'll have a snooze now my deputy is here.
Noooooo snoozing I have things to do with a bottle of baby oil and some ropes "
How nice of you to have a fun activity planned for the class. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning sir,
please sir if I have to write about what I got upto at the weekend, Im going to need a bigger book...
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Oh some people do.like to brag dont they sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning sir
Morning miss
This weekend we went to the kent social, we all got thrown out the hotel room by the nasty security man and the duty manager, so caused havoc in the bar instead.
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"Morning sir
Morning miss
This weekend we went to the kent social, we all got thrown out the hotel room by the nasty security man and the duty manager, so caused havoc in the bar instead.
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Unruly in and out of the class room I see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning! (Not sure if it's good yet)
My weekend was filled with a mixed bag, spent Saturday night at a couple of bars n the casino. Won a few quid.
Sunday was a blokes day out, shooting, paintball, golf.
This week fills me with dread and paranoia as I'm back to full fitness after the hernia op and so it means back to full duties with work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning sir just nipped in to say I dont fancy any lessons today so im going home to rest after my hectic weekend
Can i be excused please
xx
Not without a note from you mum no. Sit your ass down"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho"
Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach? |
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"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho
Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach?"
All subjects.... I tend to teach subjects close to my heart and lessons I have learnt through my own life's journey.
Today's lesson is how to avoid getting bummed by bin men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry Sir i couldnt find the classroom, im new here ok I will let you off since you're new. No excuses tomorrow tho
Il be on time tomorrow i promise haha. Btw what do u teach?
All subjects.... I tend to teach subjects close to my heart and lessons I have learnt through my own life's journey.
Today's lesson is how to avoid getting bummed by bin men. "
I dnt intend to ever go near a smelly bin man so wont have that problem!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning sir
I'm the OFSTED inspector. I'd like to see your lesson plans for the week and your homework record book. Otherwise I'll have to bring my ruler out and I love to punish naughty boys! |
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"Morning sir
I'm the OFSTED inspector. I'd like to see your lesson plans for the week and your homework record book. Otherwise I'll have to bring my ruler out and I love to punish naughty boys! "
Oh bugger.....
Just take a seat, I will be with you in a minute...
Where's my deputy? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Present Sir! better late than never I guess"
Sorry Sir - had the school run and 'accidentally' forgot my knickers for class - never did find them . . .  |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
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"Here and should be out side suns out , lol oooops quoted wrong wisper round the class..... Anyone going to play in the spinney at break time mmmmm love biology best ...birds and bees"
Thought metal work and P.E would be more your thing ....metal trussing and ropes !!!! |
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