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By *usman 199 OP   Man 5 days ago

Stockport

It's better than a slap in the face with a wet fish . Morning everyone

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By *luebell888Woman 5 days ago

Glasgowish

Jolly hockey sticks old bean.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 5 days ago

St Leonards

Who stole the jam out of your doughnut?

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By *enk15Man 5 days ago

Evesham

Ya cunt

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By *icecouple561Couple 5 days ago
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East Sussex

:nod of head:

"This weather eh!"

:beetroot red face while wearing padded jacket in July:

"It's too hot for me, I can't wait for autumn"

:shivering while wearing shorts and tee shirt in January"

" It's too darn cold can't wait for summer"

:abroad"

" Where can I get a Sunday roast?"

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By *night in armourMan 5 days ago

stafford

Argh been ya cock

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By *ggdrasil66Man 5 days ago

Saltdean

Wind yer neck in.

Well you know what thought did.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

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By *zeroMan 5 days ago

Glasgow

I'm away to see a man about a dog.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 5 days ago

Brum

Sound as a pound

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 5 days ago

Brum

Spitting feathers

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By *illbe9999Man 5 days ago

Holmfirth

He's tighter than a gnat's chuff

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By *ernow1982Man 5 days ago

Plymouth

Coming from Cornwall, you can't beat "Geddon, me ansum!" 😄

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By *zeroMan 5 days ago

Glasgow

Booked it! Packed it! Fucked off!

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By *illbe9999Man 5 days ago

Holmfirth

An old engineer in a meeting once said

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's twat.

An obvious corruption of

You can't make a silk purse from a pigs ear

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By *ll1caneatMan 5 days ago

M

I'm a big fan of malaphors, corrupted metaphors but my favourite is probably:

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

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By *he AmbassadorMan 5 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

2 Armadillos,

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By *EAT..85Woman 5 days ago

Nottingham

Excuse me. There's a queue here!

If you don't ask, you don't get.

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By *icecouple561Couple 5 days ago
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East Sussex


"Excuse me. There's a queue here!

"

one of my favourites! Not said directly to the queue jumoer though

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By *EAT..85Woman 5 days ago

Nottingham


"Excuse me. There's a queue here!

one of my favourites! Not said directly to the queue jumper though "

Nope. Just grumbled semi loudly

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By *viatrixWoman 5 days ago

Redhill

As a non-native English speaker and a lifetime Anglophile, I am loving all these keep them coming!

My fave one, though, and I hear it at work at least once every day is “It is what it is…” so simple. And so true.

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By *ansoffateMan 5 days ago

Sagittarius A

Six of one; half a dozen of the other.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man 5 days ago

District 13

Fuck the fuck off

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 days ago

by the big field

Very few countries seem to have the quality of insults/terms of endearment (often interchangable) as the Brits.

Now fuck off back to work yer bunch of knob heads!

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By *ernow1982Man 5 days ago

Plymouth

I love a passive-aggressive "You're welcome!" When someone doesn't thank you for holding a door or letting them past. 😆

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By *oo..Woman 5 days ago

Boo's World

Your face will stay like that if the wind changes

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By *oo..Woman 5 days ago

Boo's World

Sounds like a you problem to me

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By *heelerMan 5 days ago

Northants

It is what it is

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By *rthur30Man 5 days ago

Warrington

Cheap at twice the price. Not half!

He/she is no better than they ought to be.

Keep your hand on your ha'penny.

Lovely/awful weather for the time of year.

Raining cats and dogs.

The use of of/ov instead of have.

The social niceties:

"Do you want a brew?". "Only if you're having one".

"Would you like a biscuit/cake/sandwich/Venezuelan beaver cheese to go with it?. "No thanks". This can be repeated a further two times but must end in "Yes please, I'm famished".

"Don't look now!". How can you do otherwise!

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By *EAT..85Woman 5 days ago

Nottingham


"I love a passive-aggressive "You're welcome!" When someone doesn't thank you for holding a door or letting them past. 😆"

Oh this is me ALL of the time at work!

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By *equila89Man 5 days ago

Tortured Poets Department

Who’s SHE…can anyone finish it?

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By *AJMLKTV/TS 5 days ago

Burley

Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt.

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By *rthur30Man 5 days ago

Warrington


"Who’s SHE…can anyone finish it?"

The cat's mother........

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By *equila89Man 5 days ago

Tortured Poets Department


"Who’s SHE…can anyone finish it?

The cat's mother........"

Yes lol

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By *ernow1982Man 5 days ago

Plymouth

"Who the fuck have you come as?" - A common phrase used by myself and a mate when either one of us is being downright cheeky. 😄

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By *he ReturneeMan 5 days ago

Barnet

The bee’s knees

The cat’s out of the bag

The elephant in the room

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By *uffneck80Man 5 days ago

Eastbourne

Oi…..What’s your game

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By *illbe9999Man 5 days ago

Holmfirth

The dogs bollocks

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By *iggingMan 5 days ago

Oldham

Can't believe how much a Freddo bar is now.

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By *rHotNottsMan 5 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Appy daze.

It’s just so versatile , You can say it anytime in response to anything, mid sentence or as an alternative to hello. Or just walk around the office saying it yourself

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By *layfull pairingCouple 5 days ago

Bristol

All fur coat and no knickers....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 5 days ago

North West

Ohforfuckssake, is the one i use most.

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By *olinOfBathMan 5 days ago

Corsham

Mustn't grumble...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Jou gat in 'n mandjie!

Oops sorry...

Your arse in a basket!

😁

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By *ensuallover1000Man 5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse.’

I sadly have no idea what it pertains to nor have I subsequently ever found a context in which to employ it but it sounds rather marvellous nonetheless, I think 👍🏻

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By *allipygousMan 5 days ago

Leicester


"Excuse me. There's a queue here!

one of my favourites! Not said directly to the queue jumoer though "

Oh I do

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By *allipygousMan 5 days ago

Leicester


"Mustn't grumble..."

One of my favourites and I add "...no-one would listen anyway."

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By *icecouple561Couple 5 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Excuse me. There's a queue here!

one of my favourites! Not said directly to the queue jumoer though

Oh I do"

I can imagine that you do

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By *allipygousMan 5 days ago

Leicester


"Excuse me. There's a queue here!

one of my favourites! Not said directly to the queue jumoer though

Oh I do

I can imagine that you do "

😁

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By *zeroMan 5 days ago

Glasgow

You buy one! You get one free! I said you buy one! You get one free!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman 5 days ago

.

It's like bleedy Blackpool Illuminations in here

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By *lueDressWoman 5 days ago

Bath

Don't run before you can walk.

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By *andy CanesWoman 5 days ago

south

Was you born in a barn 🤪

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By *ools and the brainCouple 5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Heath Robinson

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By *aizyWoman 5 days ago

west midlands


"Who stole the jam out of your doughnut?"

I like this one, I will be using it from now on

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By *illy IdolMan 5 days ago

Midlands

Does the pope wear a silly hat?

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By *illy IdolMan 5 days ago

Midlands

If you're on holiday "it's 5 o clock somewhere"🍸

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By *andy CanesWoman 5 days ago

south

Don’t cry over spilt milk

It’ll come out in the wash

Not British but a Welsh saying but my fav ‘I’ll be there in a minute now’

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By *ortySwitchMan 5 days ago

london

Innit!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Christ on a crutch!

or

Christ on a bike!

Both tickle me, because both conjure up an equally ridiculous image.

🤣

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By *illy IdolMan 5 days ago

Midlands

I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 5 days ago

London (She/Her)

“Sorry”

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By *efinitelymaybeMan 5 days ago

London

I’ll pop the kettle on

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By *heGateKeeperMan 5 days ago

Stratford

I love how phrases like ‘mate’ and ‘are you alright?’ have multiple meanings based on the situation and context

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By *uziTV69TV/TS 5 days ago

Newcastle

He who hingeth aboot, getteth hee haw

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By *uffnmuffCouple 5 days ago

London


"Ya cunt"
yep mine as well x

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By *opinovMan 5 days ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"You can stuff it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it."

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By *aizyWoman 5 days ago

west midlands


"Christ on a crutch!

or

Christ on a bike!

Both tickle me, because both conjure up an equally ridiculous image.

🤣"

Christ in a sidecar!

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By *andy CanesWoman 5 days ago

south


"Innit!"
😂

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 5 days ago

Markfield

Right!

Said whilst slapping upper thighs with palms of hands and raising from a seated position to get ready to leave and indicate same.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 5 days ago

Markfield


"I love how phrases like ‘mate’ and ‘are you alright?’ have multiple meanings based on the situation and context "

Maaaaaate

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 5 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Who put 50p in (insert name)

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By *uperSalopian7Man 5 days ago

Shrewsbury

I can't be arsed

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By *uperSalopian7Man 5 days ago

Shrewsbury

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket

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By *uperSalopian7Man 5 days ago

Shrewsbury

Ball ache

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By *uriousscouserWoman 5 days ago

Wirral

I'm going to big Tesco, want anything?

Big Tesco little Tesco. Always. Tried to explain the excitement of big Tesco to a German friend, he just looked at me blankly.

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By *utcock61Man 5 days ago

glasgow

kiss my ass.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 days ago

Bristol

Bugger, or bollocks

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By *itty9899Man 5 days ago

Craggy Island

Good afternoon.

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By *elvet RopeMan 5 days ago

by the big field


"kiss my ass."

*arse!*

we're not septics you know

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By *iaisonseekerMan 5 days ago

Liverpool

Bugger me with a fishfork

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By *ensuallover1000Man 5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Christ on a crutch!

or

Christ on a bike!

Both tickle me, because both conjure up an equally ridiculous image.

🤣

Christ in a sidecar!"

Christ on a pogo-stick!

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By *orbidden eastMan 5 days ago

london dodging electric scooters

You plonker, you twat or they are my favourites

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 5 days ago

Manchester-ish

Still, could be worse.

B

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By *ax19862002Man 5 days ago

Ayrshire

He's a decent c* nt. Term of endearment in Scotland

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 5 days ago

London

Bollocks

My love

It's pouring

Sorted

And my number one, Gutted

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By *ermite12ukMan 5 days ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You should be on the stage. Cleaning it.

You're as pure, as the driven slush.

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By *inkyPair2018Couple 5 days ago

Wolves

Up the ‘apples n pears’

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By *tickytip44Man 5 days ago

wales

Too cold to snow

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By *aygallaMan 5 days ago

newton aycliffe


"You should be on the stage. Cleaning it.

You're as pure, as the driven slush."

Driven snow

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By *tickytip44Man 5 days ago

wales

Never in a month of sundays

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By *aygallaMan 5 days ago

newton aycliffe

It’s a bit pearl harbour at the mo….

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By *burns7Man 5 days ago

walsall

To taxi driver.

“Long night mate?”

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By *orny PTMan 5 days ago

Peterborough


":nod of head:

"This weather eh!"

:beetroot red face while wearing padded jacket in July:

"It's too hot for me, I can't wait for autumn"

:shivering while wearing shorts and tee shirt in January"

" It's too darn cold can't wait for summer"

:abroad"

" Where can I get a Sunday roast?""

same conversation in India

Where can I get any decent British tea?

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By *restonM50Man 4 days ago

preston

Alreet cocker?

Alreet shag?

How's it hanging?

Alreet Duck?

Passed as a fart.

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By *atinaChica54Woman 4 days ago

Marlborough

Just gotta go drop the kids off at the pool....

Fucking Crackhead!

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By *ed-devilsCouple 4 days ago

Hitchin

Some of the jobs we do are polishing a turd.

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By *ob ThomasCouple 4 days ago

Bridgend

See you next Tuesday

There we are then

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By *ovingittwoCouple 4 days ago

Norwich

It's like pushing diarrhoea up a hill with a toothbrush

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By *mmaleiaWoman 4 days ago

East Northamptonshire

I don’t like the cut of your Jib

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By *osey WalesMan 4 days ago

Surrey

[Removed by poster at 23/11/24 07:40:13]

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By *osey WalesMan 4 days ago

Surrey

At work -

There is only so much glitter we can roll this shit in.

Cant polish a turd

Chinese dentist - time or measurement. (Two thirty)

It will look lovely from where I live.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 4 days ago

Bedford

Got the time on ya cock.

Pleased as punch.

Piece of piss.

Where's the fire then.

Who do you think you are Sterling Moss/Lewis Hamilton.

Does my bum look big in this.

She's got a great pair of knockers on her.

Built like a brick shit house.

Got a face like the back end of a bus.

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By *nd-DCouple 4 days ago

portsmouth

Nosey shot the Crow.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 4 days ago

Glasgow

who rattled your cage

daft as a brush

it's not rocket science

do you think I'm buttoned up the back

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 4 days ago

Bedford

Pootin is a prick.

STuck Farmer.

Starmer is a dickhead.

If you keep swearing your tongue'll fall out.

You'll go on Father Christmases naughty

list.

The bogey man will get ya.

Gives me the flying willie's.

Mum, can I have an ice cream.

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By *rafter69Man 4 days ago

upminster

You cant polish a turd

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