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By *ruceyy OP Man 14 weeks ago
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I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?
For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.
I mean come on.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me
Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude |
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We watched porn last night for the first time in ages..
The thing that we kept noticing was the amount of women that kept rolling their eyes in a way they looked strangely possessed. Excorcist style. It’s too weird, looks fake and found it to be more comedy than a turn on. 🤦🏻♀️
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Not real enough ..no awkward "whose arm goes where" moments. No taking a break and picking things back up. Rarely see lube being used properly. In MF porn, the ratio of who gets oral is massively skewed to the M, and when we do see the F getting it, it's weird and looks like it would feel bad. |
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"I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?
For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.
I mean come on...."
90% of all porn is exactly the same formula. No kissing or talking, small breasts ignored it covered. Too much cock sucking for half the video then no cumshot at the end. I would rather watch two girls kiss and touch gonzo style.  |
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When guys ain't verbal enough or totally silent ew wtf even is that about?
When women talk or moan too much.
When the cam focuses on the woman too much.
All turn offs for me, id rather watch gay porn or solo men shoving their dicks in anything but a woman lol |
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"When guys ain't verbal enough or totally silent ew wtf even is that about?
When women talk or moan too much.
When the cam focuses on the woman too much.
All turn offs for me, id rather watch gay porn or solo men shoving their dicks in anything but a woman lol"
You might like videos from "seehimfuck" camera focuses on the guy in the scenes. Usually has a lot of rimming though if that's not your thing |
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Just in general the overall fakeness. It's a combination of lighting and production quality being too high, quality of acting too low, American accents, unrealistic women (and men) and the general sense that you could be watching pretty robots have sex and it would be the same.
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Not enough chemistry. I want to see desire, passion. I want to see two (three, four?) people who simply can't get enough of each other.
Also, not enough skin on skin. Yeah, I know the cameraman wants to get a clear view of the business end, but it just makes it look mechanical and unsatisfying. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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It annoys me that the appliances never actually get fixed and I’m not completely sure if he still bills? (9 times out of 10 it is a repair man).
And if he is still billing, while not actually fulfilling his contract and repairing the appliance, then that is surely fraud?
Is courtroom porn a thing? Maybe there’s a equal I’m unaware of. |
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Edited versions, where it suddenly jumps from 'I'm not that sort of girl' to having someones entire arm up her arsehole...I demand at least a degree of continuity and flow with my media, in all forms  |
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Far too many "acrobatic" scenes, where you think "that can't be comfortable". When I was in a club long time ago, they were playing porn where the guy was holding the lady upside down most of the video so she could suck him off. Seriously??? |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.
This - it's just odd "
Don’t kink shame him Barry, you’re fucking a cup. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"All the casual family fucking. The amount of step brother/sister/mum/dad stuff out there is eye watering.
This - it's just odd
Don’t kink shame him Barry, you’re fucking a cup."
Only joking, I agree.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Two problems…
The first it it gives an unrealistic expectation on how easy it is to actually get a plumber or electrician to come out.
Secondly, the current craze for step mum / step sister. No thank you. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 14 weeks ago
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"Controversial take here but I’m going to say the blowjob in most videos is actually irritating
It ruins any natural progression I may have felt"
This. And also I feel like the blowjob segments always go on for far too long. |
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"I mean feel free to say the fake moaning and all but is there anything else?
For me, it's the amount of porn where the guy just gets ridden all fucking video. Just sat there, girl bouncing on him, until a final cumshot.
I mean come on...."
Most of it now. It’s getting aggressive and violent. Even some of the ‘normal’ categories on places like porn hub. |
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By *enelope2UWoman 13 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
Fake squirting but men don't care or know
Fake cum shots again most don't know or care
Pumped pussy or penis shots.
Overall lack of mutual pleasure.. she's sucking fucking riding baking him a cake and gets 20 seconds or oral and a slapped or spat on pussy.
I just mute porn anyways it's far easier to get off to muted..
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Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!
The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!
Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.
It's for research purposes  |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!
The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!
Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.
It's for research purposes "
You mean I am not supposed to do that? 😉😈 |
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"It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me
Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude"
Tbh the rare occasion I watch porn I just need to fire one off as fast as possible so a 30 second short of a pregnant Arab hookup in a washing machine is fine by me. |
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"It’s too quick to the action in too many.No though put into building up the story.That’s what often ends up killing it for me
Also in 95% of cheating ones it’s only the caption that tells you.Hire some cheap voice actor over phone to play boyfriend dude
Tbh the rare occasion I watch porn I just need to fire one off as fast as possible so a 30 second short of a pregnant Arab hookup in a washing machine is fine by me. "
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I used to be a porn star, I played the husband who called the plumber before heading to work  "
So the plumber was waiting ready for you when you got to your workplace? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I used to be a porn star, I played the husband who called the plumber before heading to work
So the plumber was waiting ready for you when you got to your workplace?"
😂 |
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Just not a fan of every BJ now including the poor girls throat being fucked until they gag etc, eyes running and making that awful noise!!! I mean I guess some people are into that, but as a woman it’s not for me!!!!
Jeni xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I think amateur porn is so much better "
For me, porn is pure fantasy. I want fake boobs, unrealistic scenarios and heavily scripted nonsense that doesn't match life whatsoever.
Most of the time, it's just a quick release to calm down the urges and get on with life. I don't sit around watching it all day. I'd rather be socialising or meeting.
If I'm having a proper play, then I'm either with someone or talking to them at least. Porn doesn't really play a part in that. My focus is elsewhere. 😄 |
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Porn for me is fab porn real people couples singles you name it love watching straight bi it's bloody fabulous.
A massive thank you to all the lovely peeps who keep pics vids public.
We thats me and my cxxk salute you x |
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Over the top moaning to make up for the fact they are not particularly enjoying it.
Formulaic format: Lame set-up ('something, something, stepbrother')...Oral...Fucking Position 1, Position 2, Position 3...Pull out for Cumshot
And always pulling out for the cumshot. I prefer to see just leak out after, but that's just personal preference.
As others have said amateur is often better. |
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"We watched porn last night for the first time in ages..
The thing that we kept noticing was the amount of women that kept rolling their eyes in a way they looked strangely possessed. Excorcist style. It’s too weird, looks fake and found it to be more comedy than a turn on. 🤦🏻♀️
Exactly this...
Mrs
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Pulling out and wanking a load over the girls face, usually shooting a blob in her eye. Do they really enjoy that?"
Have u ever got cum in your eye?! It blooming stings I can tell you.  |
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By *ags73Man 12 weeks ago
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"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!
The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!
Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.
It's for research purposes "
Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.
Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk |
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"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!
The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!
Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.
It's for research purposes
Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.
Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk"
Exceedingly rare to see girl on girl where they look like they're actually into it |
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"Pulling out and wanking a load over the girls face, usually shooting a blob in her eye. Do they really enjoy that?
Have u ever got cum in your eye?! It blooming stings I can tell you. "
It's worse that shampoo proper pink eye!! X |
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By *ags73Man 12 weeks ago
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"Lesbian porn which I think should be re-titled Pillow princess porn!
The 'actresses' are clearly loving the camera more than pleasuring the woman they are naked with!
Sadly, this is appears to relate to 80% of the lesbian porn I have watched and I have watched A LOT of lesbian porn.
It's for research purposes
Actual good lesbian porn is rare. The long kissing ones are my favourite, but there’s not much of that.
Some of the age gap lesbian is a bit yuk
Exceedingly rare to see girl on girl where they look like they're actually into it"
Yep. Tongues doing one thing, eyes another |
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"Oh and too much spitting 🤢"
Agreed, we hate that, what's it all about ? And the German ones were the guys grab the womans arse and spreads her cheeks, then he's looking up there like he's trying to find something, all the time shouting and ranting in German. Also the American women who keep shouting "Fuck my ass,fuck my ass".  |
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"Just not a fan of every BJ now including the poor girls throat being fucked until they gag etc, eyes running and making that awful noise!!! I mean I guess some people are into that, but as a woman it’s not for me!!!!
Jeni xx"
I hear you. I cannot see how someone nearly empty reaching giving head while he forces her head back and forth is sexy. But maybe it is for some |
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To be honest I don't get porn.
The guys are fitter then me, and with bigger dicks, and just keep going. As for the girls we'll they gid not make them like that when I was that age.
So to sum up why Wath something that just makes you feel inadequate. 🤔 |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I see what you’re saying.
I stopped cooking after eating better food in a restaurant.
I stopped singing after going to a concert.
I stopped drawing after going to an art gallery.
I didn’t stop watching porn because beautiful people (or “ordinary” people) having sex doesn’t make me feel inadequate at all!
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"To be honest I don't get porn.
The guys are fitter then me, and with bigger dicks, and just keep going. As for the girls we'll they gid not make them like that when I was that age.
So to sum up why Wath something that just makes you feel inadequate. 🤔 "
Because it's pure fantasy, that doesn't affect how I feel about myself. |
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The commentary. It has to be the commentary on those fake couples porn vids.
You know the ones...wife is being ridden silly and the "hubby" is the director and his bloody voice is annoying.
Usually the scene is set perfectly and then he opens his mouth and won't shut up. Jesus if you're going to be a cameraman, just hold the fucking thing!
Why can't they be more David Attenborough about it.
Whisper" .."As we see here now, any moment....the prey is about to be swallowed whole..."
There, much better.
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"When they add music in
When they try to add acting and it's terrible
Sometimes squeaky furniture or the porn is too formulaic "
Oooh yes, squeaky furniture. I forgot about that.
Get some WD40 on the fuckin thing please. |
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"It gives women unrealistic expectations, porn should set the bar low
Guys should do no foreplay, 2 pumps and a squirt then fart, wipe their co.k on the duvet and fall asleep "
Now that would leave room for improvement buy real guys on the job |
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By *hiversMan 12 weeks ago
Dinas Powys |
Too many close ups, like I don't mind the occasional one, but when 50% of the clip is a tight shot of penetrative... call me weird, but I like to see more of the people involved.
And not so much an annoyance as something that creeps me out, casting women to look and act underage - the whole 'realistic school girl' thing makes my skin crawl |
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