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"Why do we still have a capitalist society?
Because people are greedy selfish pricks. And a million other reasons that I promised myself I wouldn’t get into on the forums anymore. "
I wore my capitalism kills badge today (Whilst skiiving off work to get a haircut). |
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"Why do we still have a capitalist society?
Because people are greedy selfish pricks. And a million other reasons that I promised myself I wouldn’t get into on the forums anymore.
I wore my capitalism kills badge today (Whilst skiiving off work to get a haircut)."
Sorry!! Glad you think the same as me!
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By *ffy.Woman 19 hours ago
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"What’s your death row meal? 
Lasagne, garlic bread, hot chocolate fudge cake and an ice cold can of red bull to wash it all down.
Said like a serial killer. "
I like to be organised, just incase. |
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"Is it too cold to take my dog for a walk? And is it acceptable just to let him out in the back garden? what would your mum do? Mamma knows best"
She would stir in her grave.
But on that note, I am going to jump onto bed with a nice electric blanket (and read by the light it emits!)
Night all. |
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"I'm still awake.
Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight?
Commit a crime, you know you want to 
Follow up question.
Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent? "
No
Just 99.9999999999999% are  |
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"I'm still awake.
Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight?
Commit a crime, you know you want to
Follow up question.
Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent?
No
Just 99.9999999999999% are "
We only have the belligerent sort here.
Can anyone do us a swap?! |
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"I'm still awake.
Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight?
Commit a crime, you know you want to
Follow up question.
Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent? "
Yes. All of them. |
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"I'm still awake.
Will Dorothy shut the fuck up, or will I commit a crime tonight?
Commit a crime, you know you want to
Follow up question.
Are all 86yos so fucking belligerent?
Yes. All of them. "
Bollocks. |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?"
Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x"
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house  |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house "
Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 hours ago
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"What’s your death row meal? "
Baked mushrooms with garlic and cheese to start, mixed grill featuring; sirloin steak, chicken breast, Lincolnshire pork sausage, bacon medallion with pineapple, fried eggs, grilled mushrooms, tenderstem brocoli and chips for main, and lemon meringue cheesecake with Häagen-Dazs Vanilla ice cream for dessert. Then finished off with a Bailey's latte. |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x"
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS 
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday  |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "
Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "
You must bored stiff.
Glad you're getting to go home soon x |
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"Should I leave the heating on low or turn it off and be freezing in the morning before I go to the dentist?"
You might prefer to feel numb when they give you the bill for any treatment you might have, so turn the heating off, maybe, Mrs x
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By *aizyWoman 18 hours ago
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday "
Finally, glad you are getting home ❤️ |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x"
I've distracted myself by looking after some of the elderly people and by making ward-friends. I've also almost gone insane with the lack of sleep.
It's not been the nicest 3 weeks of my life  |
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"Should I wear knickers tomorrow?Yes, big granny ones it's going to be freezing. I might even wear one pair, put on my wooly tights and put another pair of big knickers on to help keep my tights up nrrrr, hate the cold, Mrs x
I only have granny ones here with me. Alternatively, I could wear the disposable ones provided on the house Feel like I'm missing something here... you in hozzy at the moment? Mrs x
I've been in the hozzy for THREE WEEKS
But they're letting me out for good behaviour on Friday Hope everything went well for you, hate being kept in hozzy. I'm a terrible patient just want to get home. Mrs x
I've distracted myself by looking after some of the elderly people and by making ward-friends. I've also almost gone insane with the lack of sleep.
It's not been the nicest 3 weeks of my life "
Aah bless, Mrs x |
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"What’s the total number of people you reckon you’ve seen in your life
Dead or alive?
I've only seen 1 dead person. At least, I've only knowingly seen 1 dead person. You in Arrowe? Mrs x"
No. It's not me/us who lives that way. I'm in another establishment. |
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"I’m having a room plastered tomorrow so what’s the preferred biscuit of plasterers? 🤔
Chocolate digestives
*don’t quote me on that, I’m not a plasterer. "
Good choice and I’m sure you have many other talents for making a mess 😄 |
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