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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
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Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
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"Hash browns
Devils toenails.
Wash it out. There probably isn't a finer food than Maccy D's Hash Brown.
Faggots ?
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮"
Was that for hash browns or faggots for clarity. |
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
"
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
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Cheeky, booby, sultry, kissy, accident prone, and deffo a bit weird brunettes.
I'm putty around them.
Fortunately for me, they only channel "femme fatale" for about a minute before tripping on something, or spilling something, or just needing a huge snog or intense shag.
But for those 60 seconds....I'm utterly powerless 💖❤️🔥💘🌹💥💥. |
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"Hash browns
Devils toenails.
Wash it out. There probably isn't a finer food than Maccy D's Hash Brown.
Faggots ?
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Was that for hash browns or faggots for clarity. "
Faggots....those things are the devil's testicles.. |
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
"
But we're both not meeting but hold that thought
Maybe one day the wine will be brought |
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
But we're both not meeting but hold that thought
Maybe one day the wine will be brought"
But of course you’re right, this is true
I can keep themself to have without you |
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
But we're both not meeting but hold that thought
Maybe one day the wine will be brought
But of course you’re right, this is true
I can keep themself to have without you"
'keep themself' what is this phrase?
Is it a northern saying? I'm left in a daze
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
But we're both not meeting but hold that thought
Maybe one day the wine will be brought
But of course you’re right, this is true
I can keep themself to have without you
'keep themself' what is this phrase?
Is it a northern saying? I'm left in a daze
"
Haha ya cunt, you know what I meant
I’m all a fluster, it’s that message you sent |
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"Kisses. Kisses all the time
I feel this is the start of a rhyme.
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Really dreading the response but go on, what’s the next line
Kisses. Kisses all the time
I’ll kiss yours, if you kiss mine
Gimme a wink and twitch your nose
Let's head down to the Red Lion where anything goes.
I’ll bring chocolate, get a bottle of red
Book a room, we can have them in bed
But we're both not meeting but hold that thought
Maybe one day the wine will be brought
But of course you’re right, this is true
I can keep themself to have without you
'keep themself' what is this phrase?
Is it a northern saying? I'm left in a daze
Haha ya cunt, you know what I meant
I’m all a fluster, it’s that message you sent"
I know I know I said it in jest
I was only responding to your hot request |
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Jammie wagon wheels, the bastards have made them smaller and changed the recipe, I'm sure 😭
However, my local bakery do huuuge ones and they taste so much better! And so they should at £5 each! - sidenote they are well worth it 😍🤤 |
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"Hash browns
Devils toenails.
Wash it out. There probably isn't a finer food than Maccy D's Hash Brown.
Faggots ?
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Was that for hash browns or faggots for clarity.
Faggots....those things are the devil's testicles.. "
You're doing it wrong then...
You're supposed to eat them
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By *ir tootMan 17 weeks ago
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"Jammie wagon wheels, the bastards have made them smaller and changed the recipe, I'm sure 😭
However, my local bakery do huuuge ones and they taste so much better! And so they should at £5 each! - sidenote they are well worth it 😍🤤"
. What massive ones, do they taste better aswell??
If so you gotta show me this legendary place. 😋 |
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"Jammie wagon wheels, the bastards have made them smaller and changed the recipe, I'm sure 😭
However, my local bakery do huuuge ones and they taste so much better! And so they should at £5 each! - sidenote they are well worth it 😍🤤. What massive ones, do they taste better aswell??
If so you gotta show me this legendary place. 😋 "
So. Much. Better.
I'm warning you, you'll fall head over heels! |
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By *ir tootMan 17 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Jammie wagon wheels, the bastards have made them smaller and changed the recipe, I'm sure 😭
However, my local bakery do huuuge ones and they taste so much better! And so they should at £5 each! - sidenote they are well worth it 😍🤤. What massive ones, do they taste better aswell??
If so you gotta show me this legendary place. 😋
So. Much. Better.
I'm warning you, you'll fall head over heels! "
Well I quite like to fall head of heels, so I'll add it my TO DO LIST! |
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By *eliWoman 17 weeks ago
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Too many things, I think I'm rather weak.
Passionate people. When their eyes light up and they waffle wholeheartedly about things.
Glasses and knitwear
Particularly men - when their accent is similar to mine. Voices that make me melt a little. Salt and pepper hair, ideally floppy/longer.
Vascularity (in general) and dexterity of fingers.
Laughing and smiling openly, especially if they have more prominent canines.
Playful wit.
Oh and a solid nose that makes me want to sit on it. |
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