Dad jokes

By *egDaySkipper OP Man 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

What do you call a gay unicycle?

A bicycle!

Peterborough

What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo?

Ones really heavy and the other ones a little lighter

By *enelope2UWoman 2 weeks ago

Fife

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear

By *ockinthevanMan 2 weeks ago

wigan

How do you get Pikachu on a bus

Pokémon

By *ire_thornMan 2 weeks ago

no comment

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

By *ockinthevanMan 2 weeks ago

wigan

Why are Pokémon no good at hide and seek.

Because they Pikachu

By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

I went to an archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.

By *he ExcaliburMan 2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Told my sister that I bought a car made out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

By *enrietteandSamCouple 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Joe.

I don’t care what nanna says… with jokes like that I’d bottom for you any day