Dad jokes

By *egDaySkipper OP Man 11 weeks ago

Liverpool

What do you call a gay unicycle?

A bicycle!

By *emonochromeMan 11 weeks ago

Peterborough

What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo?

Ones really heavy and the other ones a little lighter

By *enelope2UWoman 11 weeks ago

Fife

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear

By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

How do you get Pikachu on a bus

Pokémon

By *ire_thornMan 11 weeks ago

no comment

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Why are Pokémon no good at hide and seek.

Because they Pikachu

By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

I went to an archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.

By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Told my sister that I bought a car made out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

By *enrietteandSamCouple 11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Joe.

I don’t care what nanna says… with jokes like that I’d bottom for you any day