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By *ay W. Beau OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Wolvo

Im here chuckling about i bit of abuse I've just had. It got me thinking, if you had to choose a item from the office supplies to enter a pokemon battle. What would you choose?

Office chair?

Stapler?

Eraser?

Tell me….

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Im here chuckling about i bit of abuse I've just had. It got me thinking, if you had to choose a item from the office supplies to enter a pokemon battle. What would you choose?

Office chair?

Stapler?

Eraser?

Tell me…."

Hole puncher.

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Stapler. Handy weapon if directed correctly, or, desk key. Between your knuckles, makes a nice knuckle duster

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By *iker JackMan 12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Old school tippex

Waft the smell around to make them drowsy then paint them over

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Im here chuckling about i bit of abuse I've just had. It got me thinking, if you had to choose a item from the office supplies to enter a pokemon battle. What would you choose?

Office chair?

Stapler?

Eraser?

Tell me…."
wanted to say keys but its already a pokemon

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Laminator

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Letter opener

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By *iker JackMan 12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hang on.

A piece of A4, those paper cuts are a killer

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By *Jblue321Man 12 weeks ago

Chester

Mouse as I feel I could keep everyone away… more long range combat

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Puncher puncher!!!

Puncher punch.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 12 weeks ago

Swansea

"Letter opener"

My choice too.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

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By *enelope2UWoman 12 weeks ago

Fife

Fire extinguisher

Portable bitch be gone spray canister when needed lol or a hammer blow to the body if further needed

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

"Hang on.

A piece of A4, those paper cuts are a killer

Cut the paper into a star shape,pop it through the laminator and you have an instant ninja star

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By *oodmessMan 12 weeks ago

yumsville

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Im here chuckling about i bit of abuse I've just had. It got me thinking, if you had to choose a item from the office supplies to enter a pokemon battle. What would you choose?

Office chair?

Stapler?

Eraser?

Tell me…."

I appreciate the pokemon love.

pen holder i choose you!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Fire extinguisher

Portable bitch be gone spray canister when needed lol or a hammer blow to the body if further needed"

Also, use hose as a whip

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By *oodmessMan 12 weeks ago

yumsville

I'll just go photocopier on second thought

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 12 weeks ago

Newcastle

A nice heavy paperweight 😁

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 12 weeks ago

Ipswich

Smash em in the face

With lap top

Or failing that

Flick elastic bands at em all day

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 12 weeks ago

Stoke

Office chair. Once launched one at a nobhead of a boss and banned him from coming near my department again. I wasn't even reprimanded 😂

Mr F.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

"Smash em in the face

With lap top

Or failing that

Flick elastic bands at em all day

Annoy them to death?

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A strongly worded email

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

A P45 and a hoof out the door 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

"A strongly worded email

Finished with

" Kind Regards"

For that extra bit of passive aggressive

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By *ife NinjaMan 12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"A strongly worded email

Finished with

" Kind Regards"

For that extra bit of passive aggressive "

👌😂

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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago

London

They say “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will do nothing”

I’d test that theory by selecting a dictionary.

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

What about you op, what your office pokemon of choice?

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By *tephanie63Woman 12 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I,d poke them in the butt with an opened paperclip .

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By *unglevipsCouple 12 weeks ago

Somerset

Steel ruler

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By *ay W. Beau OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Wolvo

"What about you op, what your office pokemon of choice?

These are some amazing replies 🤣😂🤣

Ooooh erm fountain pen cartridges or thumb tacks. Which to choose 🤔

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir tootMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"What about you op, what your office pokemon of choice?

These are some amazing replies 🤣😂🤣

Ooooh erm fountain pen cartridges or thumb tacks. Which to choose 🤔"

I would a say a thumb tack, would make a hilarious pokemon too.

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan 12 weeks ago

London

Pikachu used "treasury tags"

It's super effective!

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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago

London

I was going to say a Clipart CD-ROM from the early 2000’s but it might belong to the website owner.

I don’t want to get banned for taking it.

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By *ornylee69Man 12 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

Mouse with a lead, if you miss, you can try again

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