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"*checks sent box.
I have replied to at least 11 people day.
Where is my honorary penis for clearly not being a woman?
My honorary penis is kept in the top drawer next to the bed  "
Good old Kenneth |
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By *ir tootMan 14 weeks ago
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"*checks sent box.
I have replied to at least 11 people day.
Where is my honorary penis for clearly not being a woman?"
Cant send a dick, but I can send a picture of a dickhead eating extremely loudly in the back of the bus.....
And his phone is on full blast. 
Dick. Head.
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"*checks sent box.
I have replied to at least 11 people day.
Where is my honorary penis for clearly not being a woman?
My honorary penis is kept in the top drawer next to the bed
Good old Kenneth "
It wounds me that I have never found a bizarre tentacle that I love enough to buy that didn't come without a name. I should have a Kenneth. |
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"*checks sent box.
I have replied to at least 11 people day.
Where is my honorary penis for clearly not being a woman?
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You are the last person I'd have expected to find regarding a penis as a badge of honour. This is probably my HFA obscuring subtle signals. I suspect irony...? |
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"I don’t get many replies but I have to admit to the buzz I get on that occasion when the message box is highlighted in yellow. It’s a rare a beautiful thing  "
I hear you, to the point we sometimes leave an irrelevant/crappy message unread just to have that splash of colour |
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"That women don’t reply to messages on here?
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I cant as would be here all day, xx Why i Say on my profile i cant mail all back and sorry ..... and also say make your post stand out from the rest . xx |
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"That women don’t reply to messages on here?
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From Fab FAQ:
"There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!
It's not rude not to reply.
Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here?"
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"I don’t get many replies but I have to admit to the buzz I get on that occasion when the message box is highlighted in yellow. It’s a rare a beautiful thing
I hear you, to the point we sometimes leave an irrelevant/crappy message unread just to have that splash of colour "
I love the bold hideous yellow preview peek.... Far easy to bulk delete when it's nothing but crude irrelevant moon shooters |
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"I don’t get many replies but I have to admit to the buzz I get on that occasion when the message box is highlighted in yellow. It’s a rare a beautiful thing
I hear you, to the point we sometimes leave an irrelevant/crappy message unread just to have that splash of colour
I love the bold hideous yellow preview peek.... Far easy to bulk delete when it's nothing but crude irrelevant moon shooters"
We get so few, I read them all. It can be a stress reliever to read, think "tw@t" and then delete! |
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"I would need a PA to help me full time with my messages on here.
Usually just delete the one worders or the FaF messages or such like.
And I don't want a PA, just to be clear pmsl"
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Please be kindly advised that she is in fact lôôking for a PA. It's abundantly clear. 🌿 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"*checks sent box.
I have replied to at least 11 people day.
Where is my honorary penis for clearly not being a woman?"
Well you’re a fairy who magically sprinkles joy to the inboxes of men.
That should be its own reward 😊 |
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"I don’t get many replies but I have to admit to the buzz I get on that occasion when the message box is highlighted in yellow. It’s a rare a beautiful thing
I hear you, to the point we sometimes leave an irrelevant/crappy message unread just to have that splash of colour
I love the bold hideous yellow preview peek.... Far easy to bulk delete when it's nothing but crude irrelevant moon shooters"
Crude, irrelevant, moon shooter is now my favourite fab insult. |
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"Yes we do.
But I'm not 99 nanna. Fair play to the almost centennial chaps that message you though. A reply from nanna must be like that telegram they get.
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When I want messages I'll open my age range |
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