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No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!! 
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!! |
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over a year ago
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!"
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?   |
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then? "
My wife and I live in an equal partnership, so I will be getting all I need, this thread is aimed at those schreeching witches who think its fun to pretend to be better than the guys!!!  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then? "
sex is part of the womans job
See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really
(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles) |
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?
sex is part of the womans job
See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really
(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)"
Banned for being a wimp!!!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?
sex is part of the womans job
See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really
(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)
Banned for being a wimp!!!! "
I bet mrs southwales told you to say that pmsl |
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over a year ago
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I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx "
and I bet she was on her back all night anyway |
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?
sex is part of the womans job
See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really
(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)
Banned for being a wimp!!!!
I bet mrs southwales told you to say that pmsl"
Look up^^^^^^
As I said, myself and the lovely Jayne are equals, who mutually respect each other.
Its the ones who go around squawking about "Doris this and Doris that" that I am declaring war on lol!! |
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"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx "
Soft, the lot of them.
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over a year ago
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then? "
Nice one Wishy |
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"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx "
well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx
well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx"
c'mere Les I need a shag  |
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"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.
Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.
Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!
And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!
Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?
Nice one Wishy "
Hmmmmm, as I thought, the pissy pussy are a one trick pony! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx
well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
c'mere Les I need a shag "
that was of course said in my most forceful voice |
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"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx
well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
c'mere Les I need a shag "
just let me show craig aroung the kitchen so he can get on with dinner lol and i will be on my way |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx "
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol 
les x |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol
Shes just said she could go back ta bed
Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx
well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
c'mere Les I need a shag
just let me show craig aroung the kitchen so he can get on with dinner lol and i will be on my way "
just do him a flask of coffee and a marmite sandwich he'll be fine |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x"
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!! |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!"
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!! |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!! "
not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol
les xx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
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just do him a flask of coffee and a marmite sandwich he'll be fine
Oh the marmite bit hurt  I thought ya were me mate xx "
sorry pal - but a shag is .........err.......... well more inportant than your taste in sandwiches |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!
not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol
les xx"
I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!
not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol
les xx
I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!"
is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space? |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!
not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol
les xx
I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!
is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space? "
And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
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well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do
les xx
Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx
women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol
les x
Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!
Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!
not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol
les xx
I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!
is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space?
And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL"
but its ok if they aren't trying to light a fag as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL
Time to get the sunnies on 
Oi stop drooling its pre mid day
Do some ironing or make your man his lunch "
Its tiffin time!
Carry on up the Khyber has just started |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
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And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL
Time to get the sunnies on
Oi stop drooling its pre mid day
Do some ironing or make your man his lunch
Its tiffin time!
Carry on up the Khyber has just started "
We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!
As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......
So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh! |
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Just can't make me mind up if Martin is cruisin for a brusin or just being his usual masterfl self (my Jane just been dribblin at the thought of that!!) gets mop for the drool on the floor ...
Personally, I like the quiet life .. someone to find me pipe and slippers, make the tea, do the ironing, wash the car and do a spot of gardening too. Not all at the same time either cos she do have multi tasking problems. She is also a jolly good shag ... and I get to play with the telly remote. Ah bliss.
Well she says she enjoys it .... |
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And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL
Time to get the sunnies on
Oi stop drooling its pre mid day
Do some ironing or make your man his lunch
Its tiffin time!
Carry on up the Khyber has just started
We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!
As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......
So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh! "
Yawn..... I see loonybird is back...... knew she would be, the rest of the pissy pussy arent up to much without her.... mind you, they aint up to much even with her at the helm..... Titanic springs to mind!!!...... you want ice with that lol |
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"Just can't make me mind up if Martin is cruisin for a brusin or just being his usual masterfl self (my Jane just been dribblin at the thought of that!!) gets mop for the drool on the floor ...
Personally, I like the quiet life .. someone to find me pipe and slippers, make the tea, do the ironing, wash the car and do a spot of gardening too. Not all at the same time either cos she do have multi tasking problems. She is also a jolly good shag ... and I get to play with the telly remote. Ah bliss.
Well she says she enjoys it .... "
Lol, hiya Steve and Jane, hope you are having a good yuletide holiday, big kisses to my number one fan..... mmm just realised, my Jayne, his Jane... bit of a pattern emerging....
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
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And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL
Time to get the sunnies on
Oi stop drooling its pre mid day
Do some ironing or make your man his lunch
Its tiffin time!
Carry on up the Khyber has just started
We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!
As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......
So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!
Yawn..... I see loonybird is back...... knew she would be, the rest of the pissy pussy arent up to much without her.... mind you, they aint up to much even with her at the helm..... Titanic springs to mind!!!...... you want ice with that lol "
So speaks the ramblings of a scared shitless male! |
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ahh someone been left at home unsupervised whilst the better half takes his credit card shoppin!! aw bless its like home alone without the cuteness!! xx |
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And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!
LOL
Time to get the sunnies on
Oi stop drooling its pre mid day
Do some ironing or make your man his lunch
Its tiffin time!
Carry on up the Khyber has just started
We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!
As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......
So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!
Yawn..... I see loonybird is back...... knew she would be, the rest of the pissy pussy arent up to much without her.... mind you, they aint up to much even with her at the helm..... Titanic springs to mind!!!...... you want ice with that lol
So speaks the ramblings of a scared shitless male! "
She talks, but all I hear is blah blah blah!!!
Face it looneybird, the pissy pussy is a spent force, you bugged out like a rodent desserting a sinking ship, and those you left behind cosied up to the guys. Truth to be told, most of us, male or female, recognise this for what it is, a bit of harmless fun, banter and counter-banter. you however take it way too seriously.
I can huff and puff like the big bad wolf, but in reality I dont want to eat the little piggies, I want to play with them! As for being scared, I can assure you that, having gone eyeball to eyeball with you, I have faced much more scary things in my time.
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Ok, what happened? It cannot be over already?
have the girlies given up?
Jeez, you psych yourself up for a fight, and then its all over before you even get out of first gear!!
I guess all thats left is to declare the war won, and to the victors the spoils.... fill your boots lads lol!!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Tried last week ta start an uprising ta crush the pissy posse but they were too busy doin the ironing and nails ta notice lol
And there new temporary leader has gone ta ground already lol xx
Maybe she was/is under a cock somewhere! "
Was and still is i am pleased to say
Lucky for some!!!!
Tough shit on the rest, hehehehe |
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I reckon were in trouble now !