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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards

Curtains to wipe your dick on?

For me, it's seasonal.

Autumn and Winter, a heavier material, but none of this dull, dark brown stuff. Mid-blues are good.

Spring and Summer, a lovely, light voile. Sunburst orange never lets you down .

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 4 weeks ago

Brum

I don't have a dick to wipe, but if I did I imagine something nice and soft like velveteen would be pleasant

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I don't have a dick to wipe, but if I did I imagine something nice and soft like velveteen would be pleasant "

For the purposes and duration of this thread, consider yourself be-dicked and graciously welcomed xx

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 4 weeks ago

Brum

Amazing 🤩

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By *uv2lick99Man 4 weeks ago

in fuerteventura NOT uk

Panties are always my fav to clean up

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By *nnandElleCouple 4 weeks ago

Brackley

Beef curtains

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Amazing 🤩"

Stick with me kid, and we'll take your dick to the stars .

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

A nice crushed velvet feels good

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By *ellhungvweMan 4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

When I meet couples I always think it is classier to use their lounge curtains rather than the bedroom ones. Gives them something to talk about with their neighbours.

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By *obilebottomMan 4 weeks ago

All over

Muslin all the way. Soft and good for back and front

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By *dam1971Man 4 weeks ago

Bedford

Wooden horizontal blinds, I like the syncopation

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards

Some very intelligent and entirely realistic choices already .

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By *8on33Man 4 weeks ago

winfrith

I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

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By *ildTimes777Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

I have blinds and now they're permanently stuck in the down position, really should sort that....

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on ."

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 4 weeks ago

Leeds

Black out blind, so it looks like a slug crawled across it.

The mr

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By *ildTimes777Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?"

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪"

Mr KOTCT taught me everything I know. He even held my willy when he taught me. A lot.

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By *ansoffateMan 4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Velvet, deep purple.

I'm a connoisseur of the zuffle.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Velvet, deep purple.

I'm a connoisseur of the zuffle."

2025 username:

DrMuffZuffler

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By *agnar73Man 4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

"

Or sit on her shoulders?

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By *agnar73Man 4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

Or sit on her shoulders?

"

Short men do get kinky

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I wouldn’t wipe my beautiful penis on anything other than silk.

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By *r John WickMan 4 weeks ago

The Continental

Only got one pair in the house. And I can’t soul those, as they belong to mini wick.

I have to use the Roman blind. But that comes with a bonus. It’s electric, so all I have to do is stand there and use the up and down button to polish the dick after a fuck.

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By *agnar73Man 4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I wouldn’t wipe my beautiful penis on anything other than silk.

"

If it’s some other guys bedroom curtains it feels like silk

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By *vaRose43Woman 4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds"

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 4 weeks ago

Londontown

Love a bit of chiffon

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

"

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds .

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By *vaRose43Woman 4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds ."

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds .

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it "

🤔 here me out..

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By *agnar73Man 4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds .

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it "

Only for Eva

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By *8on33Man 4 weeks ago

winfrith


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?"

Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 4 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better ."

I think you're feigning concern for the welfare of your blinds, when in reality you just love that dick-scratch dynamic.

Nice work .

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

We had fibreglass curtains when I was a kid. Brown and orange. Stylish in the 70s. Can imagine they may have been a little bit itchy to wipe your nob on

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By *8on33Man 4 weeks ago

winfrith


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better .

I think you're feigning concern for the welfare of your blinds, when in reality you just love that dick-scratch dynamic.

Nice work ."

I've damaged them irreparably already ,BBQ revellers.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 4 weeks ago

Leeds


"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪

Mr KOTCT taught me everything I know. He even held my willy when he taught me. A lot.

"

Worst student ever!, give it here let me show you how to do it.

The mr

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