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I’m fine. You’re fine. Let’s fine everyone
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Russia has fined Google pay $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. - more than the entire GDP of the world.
Bit excessive really.
What would you fine someone for? And how much to make them mend their ways? More ludicrous or funny the better.
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"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.
Seems reasonable."
Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it.. |
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"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.
How short?
Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood."
Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos. |
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"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.
How short?
Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.
Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."
I can live with that.
Umbrella edges at eye level is just plain wrong.
I’ll pitch slow walking part of pavements another time |
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"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.
Seems reasonable.
Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it.."
I’ll have already destroyed the tax office |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
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"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.
How short?
Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.
Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."
Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️ |
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"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.
How short?
Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.
Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.
Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️"
Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️ |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.
How short?
Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.
Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.
Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️
Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️"
But I really like it tho, it is black with white flowers, the flowers turn colourful in the rain! Can I just sit in my back garden with it when it rains, if I promise to stay of the streets? |
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"I'd fine everyone who walks towards a shop doorway then just stops.
Then I'd fine anyone who drives or rides a bike with ear buds in "
Standing in a doorway or blocking an entrance. Yes.
(We’re actually not that far off a summary execution thread) |
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"I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel! "
Aren't falling in the Channel and smelling like shit the same,nowadays? |
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