Ey up good folks; Cupid here once again and as always, it is my mission to get you all down to some quality bonky-bonky.
Aye 👍🏻
Right - to procure your desired dose of dong dipping, simply answer the following TWO questions:
Q1. Think of a number between 0-11 and list it here.
Q2. What is your favourite brand of bathroom cleaner?
Now, simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers.
By Jove! What’s that you say? You see an exact match to your reply?
Well strike a light and stone the crows! - The two of you are clearly fated to be! (and by logical extension, to engage in escapades of a decidedly lewd nature, of course)
Don’t forget to shout out your matches so we can all have a vicarious wank and stuff.
Good luck my fine people and may my arrows of lust strike true!
Hallelujah! 👍🏻 |
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