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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

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By *onnynclaireCouple 4 weeks ago

Reading

Having it splat over you when the client said he picked it all up for you before hand.

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

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... thats just shit when that happens

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 weeks ago
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East Sussex

🤮

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When shit hits the fan.

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By *avexxMan 4 weeks ago

cheshire

you usually end up with freckles

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By *r SproutMan 4 weeks ago

the middle

I don’t think I’ll have that Nutella sandwich now 🤢

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Someone with a month-long flu complete with sinus-infection and 100-day choking-mucousal-cough, out for a shivery walk as he approaches week two of the nightmare. He hawk's back a huge greeny, then grogs it onto the cold, damp-foggy sidewalk with a sickening splat just as a passing car wheel blasts it into the air for everyone else to breath in to enjoy.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"Someone with a month-long flu complete with sinus-infection and 100-day choking-mucousal-cough, out for a shivery walk as he approaches week two of the nightmare. He hawk's back a huge greeny, then grogs it onto the cold, damp-foggy sidewalk with a sickening splat just as a passing car wheel blasts it into the air for everyone else to breath in to enjoy."

Boof

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"you usually end up with freckles"

Yep

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By *enelope2UWoman 4 weeks ago

Fife

Speeding past a slow car only to get to the light and they pull up right beside you.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 4 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Having it splat over you when the client said he picked it all up for you before hand."

Been there, done that

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 4 weeks ago

Manchester

Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

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By *NormalMan01Man 4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

It splatting in your face.

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By *NormalMan01Man 4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

The savages! Did they eat them hot or cold?!

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By *rith47Man 4 weeks ago

Erith

Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 4 weeks ago

Manchester

"Putting the oven on and going to the fridge to grab the chocolate melt in the middle Gu puddings, only to find the kids have already eaten them

The savages! Did they eat them hot or cold?!"

Didn't think to ask, just told them they will be put up for adoption if it happens again.

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

Not with a strimmer, I hope?! 😱

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 weeks ago

East London

Finding a hidden dog poo at the bottom of the stairs in the dark with your bare foot?

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding hidden poo when a meet bends over.

Not with a strimmer, I hope?! 😱"

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"Finding a hidden dog poo at the bottom of the stairs in the dark with your bare foot?"

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By *ny1localMan 4 weeks ago

READING

Going barefoot up the garden path at night to properly close the garden gate, and stepping on a slug..yuck!

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By *penminddmanMan 4 weeks ago

Lisburn

Finding a hidden human poo with your strimmer

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By *.T.Man 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Finding half a maggot in your freshly bitten apple.

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By *yzykMan 4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Finding half a maggot in your freshly bitten apple."

Or a vein in your sausage

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Ryde

Accidentally running over a frog with a strimmer.

I've done that, and it really isn't pleasant.

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By *icolerobbieCouple 4 weeks ago

walsall

"Finding a hidden dog poo with a strimmer?

A hidden cat poo.

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By *andadbodMan 4 weeks ago

Liverpool

running over a frog with the lawn mower 😳🤢

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"Going barefoot up the garden path at night to properly close the garden gate, and stepping on a slug..yuck! "

Why are slugs so bloody difficult to wash off?

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By *8on33Man 4 weeks ago

winfrith

getting your nob stuck in yer zipper.

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By *porty_and_Naughty OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Swansea

"running over a frog with the lawn mower 😳🤢"

That's two frogs on the thread now. Maybe we need to arrange lawn safety advice for them?

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