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By *layfullsam OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull

At the age of 54 I have so many unanswered questions like

Who let the dogs out ?

Why didn’t Dora use Google maps?

So let’s have those questions you’ve always wanted to ask

And of course those answers !

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Dogs everyone

Dora because she was an explorer

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

How much was that doggy in the window

From the song not in Amsterdam

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By *adyBugsWoman 11 weeks ago

cognito

Do penguins have knees?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Do penguins have knees?"

Do the kneed knees

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull


"Do penguins have knees?"

I was always led to believe they didn’t but recently I’ve read up on the subject and apparently they do

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Why does the postman/ postwoman ring when you're in the bath?

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time."

Google Zoey Deschanel with and without glasses and a fringe.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

In the disney universe.. why is goofy a humanoid-dog and pluto a canine-dog?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

How does one rage against the machine without buying it?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 11 weeks ago

Solihull


"How much was that doggy in the window

From the song not in Amsterdam "

A bit more than the one without the waggly tail

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman 11 weeks ago

Travelling

Why does it always rain at the time of school pick up on otherwise sunny day?

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By *zeroMan 11 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time.

Google Zoey Deschanel with and without glasses and a fringe. "

Anthony Starr has the same effect wearing glasses and sweeping his hair to the side

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time.

Google Zoey Deschanel with and without glasses and a fringe.

Anthony Starr has the same effect wearing glasses and sweeping his hair to the side "

Or with a shaved head in Banshee.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Instead of moving the clock time twice a year, like later today..why don't they just move it 30 mins in between ...and then just leave it..?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 11 weeks ago

Leeds

Did Tony christie ever make it to Amarillo.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

What is another word for thesaurus ?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or does the vampire become a zombie?

The mind boggles..

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By *acktopervMan 11 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn


"Did Tony christie ever make it to Amarillo.

The mr "

No, because no one showed him the way.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done..?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

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By *haveanicevoiceMan 11 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Did Tsar Bomba detonate over that remote island in the arctic or did it in fact hit here instead and would the inhabitants of Great Yarmouth been aware of it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 11 weeks ago

Reading

What's behind the round window?

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By *rsMxCouple 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

The person who let the dogs out was likely the person that opened the door.

Explorers don't use maps - too hardcore to cheat.

Is it, or isn't it, ironic?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

If you were waiting on death row for the electric chair, with a few hours to spare and you had a heart attack..would they attempt to resuscitate you -just so they could kill you again..?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

How can you say "never say never"..when you've used it.

-Twice.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"

Is it, or isn't it, ironic? "

In the context of that alanis morrisette song, no not really I don't think.

"It's like a traffic jam when you're already late"

(I believe it was ed byrne that explained it would be ironic only if your job was a town planner..and you were running late for a meeting about how to ease traffic congestion in your area. )

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By *zeroMan 11 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or does the vampire become a zombie?

The mind boggles.."

I think they would cancel each other out since they are both undead.

Now if they were to bite a werewolf...

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By *rSircumsizedMan 11 weeks ago

Newport

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By *zeroMan 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why do maltesers taste better from a box than a packet.

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By *rSircumsizedMan 11 weeks ago

Newport

Apparently all the answers my friend are blowing in the wind, the answers are blowing in the wind.

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By *penminddmanMan 11 weeks ago

Lisburn

Why do bad things happen to good people

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By *itygamesMan 11 weeks ago

UK

What happened to old toms 30 million

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare

The answer to everything is beer .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"If you were waiting on death row for the electric chair, with a few hours to spare and you had a heart attack..would they attempt to resuscitate you -just so they could kill you again..?"

Absolutely they would it’s more fun .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Instead of moving the clock time twice a year, like later today..why don't they just move it 30 mins in between ...and then just leave it..?"

Come on , we’re talking about government here . Why would they do anything so logical or simple ? The purpose of any government decision is to make money , for some one .

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By *rAngryPantzMan 11 weeks ago

near you.

How did the first person grow a potato?

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Did Tony christie ever make it to Amarillo.

The mr

No, because no one showed him the way."

He now lives a quiet life in Wolverhampton .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?"

That’s deep man . I’d guess …. Just stupid ?

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By *icecouple561Couple 11 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

If I misplace something why do I always find it the day a replacement is delivered?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"At the age of 54 I have so many unanswered questions like

Who let the dogs out ?

Why didn’t Dora use Google maps?

So let’s have those questions you’ve always wanted to ask

And of course those answers !"

Is linux REALLY better or even worse?

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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If I misplace something why do I always find it the day a replacement is delivered? "

How the hell did the keys get behind my ear.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"At the age of 54 I have so many unanswered questions like

Who let the dogs out ?

Why didn’t Dora use Google maps?

So let’s have those questions you’ve always wanted to ask

And of course those answers !

Is linux REALLY better or even worse?"

I find it's better..if you customise it.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

If you spend enough time in milton keynes...is there a point when you cease to exist?..

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"How did the first person grow a potato?"

Well , in the beginning God created heaven and the earth and ….. sorry the pubs open .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Apparently all the answers my friend are blowing in the wind, the answers are blowing in the wind."

Strange , my mate Bob said the very same thing in 1962 .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"How does one rage against the machine without buying it?"

Obviously the best way is to lease it and write the cost off to tax .

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Why did Starlight from The Boys do that to herself ? 😭

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By *issBlackedCouple 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why doesn't Selfridges sell fridges?

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Why does the postman/ postwoman ring when you're in the bath?"

It’s just Karma.

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Why doesn't Selfridges sell fridges?"

They do on their website

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By *osey WalesMan 11 weeks ago

Surrey

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *issBlackedCouple 11 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Why doesn't Selfridges sell fridges?

They do on their website "

Ahhh. Clever name then lol.

In that case, why does fridge have a "d" but refrigerator doesn't?

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By *etwife8230Couple 11 weeks ago

Newport

Where do all the socks go when washing

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"How much was that doggy in the window

From the song not in Amsterdam

A bit more than the one without the waggly tail

"

And far cheaper than beef in China .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Where do all the socks go when washing"

Personally I put mine in the linen basket .

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By *KTim61Man 11 weeks ago

Tipton


"What's behind the round window?"

Did you watch playschool when you were a kid ?

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Chuck knows .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"What's behind the round window?

Did you watch playschool when you were a kid ? "

Women are so nosey .

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"If you spend enough time in milton keynes...is there a point when you cease to exist?.."

Ask Wimbledon FC

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Why do bad things happen to good people "

Because if they didn’t there would be no victims.

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By *959femxCouple 11 weeks ago

Weston super mare


"Why doesn't Selfridges sell fridges?

They do on their website

Ahhh. Clever name then lol.

In that case, why does fridge have a "d" but refrigerator doesn't?"

And no re in American .

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By *ootyfruityCouple 11 weeks ago

andover

Why voldermort didn’t just pull out a knife and kill Harry, if he couldn’t do it with a wand, as proven multiple times

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By *ildTimes.Man 11 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Why doesn't Selfridges sell fridges?

They do on their website

Ahhh. Clever name then lol.

In that case, why does fridge have a "d" but refrigerator doesn't?"

"D" on the brain eh? .... Nice cover story....

I actually looked up the reason and it's very long winded and boring to do with Latin to English translation or something... And I won't pretend to understand, so you win 😅

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By *ir SupremacyMan 11 weeks ago

Bolton

Why don't penguins feet freeze....why is water wet .

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

For men of a certain age, is golf an activity that keeps you healthy...or an activity to indulge in to get away from your wife?..

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By *agondaMan 11 weeks ago

Witterings

Is GoodWood a brilliant motoring event or just a comment about a satisfactory way to wake up in the morning?

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By *cottish guy 555Man 11 weeks ago

London


"Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time."

While superman 🦸‍♂️ he is constantly vibrating himself (ooh err) so all pictures are blurry.

Pretty sure that was in a comic.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Why is no one able to recognise clark kent is superman?

the difference is a pair of glasses.

- the worst disguise job of all time.

While superman 🦸‍♂️ he is constantly vibrating himself (ooh err) so all pictures are blurry.

Pretty sure that was in a comic.

"

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By *b750Couple 11 weeks ago

Aberdeen

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread

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By *cottish guy 555Man 11 weeks ago

London


"What was the greatest thing before sliced bread "

Bread.

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If I’m schizophrenic and threaten to kill myself, is that a hostage situation?

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By *icecouple561Couple 11 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

Because our lineage split about 7 million years ago, we had a common ancestor. We're closest to chimpanzees.

Check out Lucy.

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By *ir tootMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *all-ladMan 11 weeks ago

rotherham

How do you pierce brosnan?

If the earth is round don't we all just live round the corner?

Why don't they make pickled onions square, why are they always round?

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If photos are rectangular, why aren’t camera lenses?

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By * love licking pussyMan 10 weeks ago

peterlee

Why is Greenland called Greenland and Iceland called Iceland when Greenland is more Icey and Iceland is more green?

Why are pizzas circle and come in a square box? Why not either make a circular box or make all pizza square?

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By *issFussyWoman 10 weeks ago

hitchin


"At the age of 54 I have so many unanswered questions like

Who let the dogs out ?

Why didn’t Dora use Google maps?

So let’s have those questions you’ve always wanted to ask

And of course those answers !"

1) me the barking annoyed me

2) no WiFi in Cuba at the time 🤷‍♀️

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By *ongandharderMan 10 weeks ago

Rotherham

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By *all-ladMan 10 weeks ago

rotherham

Pizzas are easier to carry in square box

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By *enelope2UWoman 10 weeks ago

Fife

What flavour was her milkshake because I'm tired of bringing all the boys to the yard..I want men to the door

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By *he AmbassadorMan 10 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What flavour was her milkshake because I'm tired of bringing all the boys to the yard..I want men to the door "

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By *he AmbassadorMan 10 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

How do they get the figs into the Fog rolls??

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By *reya73Woman 10 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

How much money did my nana and grandad actually win on the pools?

Why do humans consistently think they're separate/better/different from the others?

Where do the odd socks go?

Who is in really in charge of your life?

Are freckles fairies kisses?

What makes you think you are right?

Where are all the things that I lost? And..where are the things that you lost?

So so so many questions !?

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By *ags73Man 10 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

People say no fucks given. They actually do.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 10 weeks ago

Willenhall

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 10 weeks ago

Bristol

What exactly is ‘that’, that Meatloaf won’t do for love?

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By *elix SightedMan 10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

How is it that whoop whoop is the sound of da police but also heralds something good happening?

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By *rSircumsizedMan 10 weeks ago

Newport

How long is a piece of string?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Solihull


"How long is a piece of string?"

Half it’s length and then double it

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Solihull


"What exactly is ‘that’, that Meatloaf won’t do for love? "

Be analy penetrated by his gf with a strap on

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