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"I have more testosterone in my ikkle finger than most blokes have in their entire body
I am an honorary bloke, besides one is always um intimately entwined x  "
Now i seem to have created the only place where women outnumber blokes...  |
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"doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!....
wow living on the edge again
wanders off to start a collection for a wreath  "
JIm, as lovely a bloke as you obviously are....Unhelpful really does spring to mind...again... |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL... "
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL"
They know their place...cheers for turning up.... |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL
They know their place...cheers for turning up.... "
Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL
They know their place...cheers for turning up....
Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL "
Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL
They know their place...cheers for turning up....
Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL
Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants "
Says the woman with the dangler 
I knows you want me baby Join the que LOL |
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"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL
You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...
Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL
They know their place...cheers for turning up....
Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL
Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants "
Wheres that man of yours....he needs to take you in hand.... |
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"Had your prostate checked lately boys?  
think its about time don't you
Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that
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I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves |
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"Had your prostate checked lately boys?
think its about time don't you
Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that
I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves "
Youre just slapping????....again... |
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"Had your prostate checked lately boys?
think its about time don't you
Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that
I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves "
Well you shouldn't laugh so much without your tenna in. Mop and bucket then you wont need rubber gloves to clean up |
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"Had your prostate checked lately boys?
think its about time don't you
Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that
I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves
Youre just slapping????....again... "
yes but im a happy slapper |
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"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube
Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....
They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for."
yep, there's few fannies in here |
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"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube
Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....
They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for."
I can't look at you without laughing and I need to put my sunglases on as your bling pants are tooooooo shiny |
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"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube
Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....
They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for.
I can't look at you without laughing and I need to put my sunglases on as your bling pants are tooooooo shiny "
Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer! |
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Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer! "
Im begging you change the pants
They're hurting my eyes |
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Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!
Im begging you change the pants
They're hurting my eyes "
Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.
You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it. |
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Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!
Im begging you change the pants
They're hurting my eyes
Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.
You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it. "
Or is the man worm  |
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Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!
Im begging you change the pants
They're hurting my eyes
Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.
You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.
Or is the man worm "
Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn |
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You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.
Or is the man worm
Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn "
Watch out or a little birdie may swoop down and peck it off |
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You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.
Or is the man worm
Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn
Watch out or a little birdie may swoop down and peck it off "
What will the little birdy whisper in my ear your mouth is wet??? Nooo it wont whisper your fufu is paying homage??
Told you wait your turn it wont be more than a couple of weeks |
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Instead of calling this the 'Blokes Only Thread' you should have called it 'Girls, do NOT look in here, Men Only'.
They cannot resist anything that seems to be for men only, they think we have some sort of secret that empowers us over them, ya know, like we share tips on how to subjugate them. They can't resist meddling & tinkering with stuff even if it's just to feel included.
The reality of it is though, if we KNOW they're all on a thread like that - well, it leaves us free to go on the other threads and cause mayhem, all we have to do is post on it every now and then to fool them into thinking we're all still there. See, geddit. Simples.
MUUUHHAAHAAA
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They cannot resist anything that seems to be for men only, they think we have some sort of secret that empowers us over them, ya know, like we share tips on how to subjugate them."
Time to carry out plan Z guys
*gets out Doris' code book*
The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....
And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try
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Time to carry out plan Z guys
*gets out Doris' code book*
The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....
And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try
Arc "
ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle ) |
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Time to carry out plan Z guys
*gets out Doris' code book*
The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....
And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try
Arc ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle )"
Like I said, feel free to try
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Time to carry out plan Z guys
*gets out Doris' code book*
The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....
And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try
Arc ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle )"
Cunning plan ? you two? pmsl thats sooooo funny xxx  |
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Sorry it took me soooo long to answer the call was too busy photo copying the code book to send to all the other Posse members you didnt really think any man could resist the BOOTS did you ? xxx Raz xxx |
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