Why did

By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago

Mary Poppins stop wearing lipstick while giving head?

Because the super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious

By *nya NeesWoman 13 weeks ago

Brum

Ffs

By (user no longer on site) OP 13 weeks ago

"Ffs"

What?

By *r Black 85Man 13 weeks ago

nottingham

"Mary Poppins stop wearing lipstick while giving head?

Because the super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

By *ayor 42nd StreetMan 13 weeks ago

Branston

Right up there with the worst of the dad jokes

Ayrshire

What did the pink panther say when he found insects in the kitchen? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....

By *ensuallover1000Man 13 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Julie Andrews in that film; Phwoar!

I’d like to give her a spoonful of my ‘medicine’

*Nudge, nudge, wank, wank* 😍😜