Why did

By *ah Humbug OP Man 5 weeks ago

here and there

Mary Poppins stop wearing lipstick while giving head?

Because the super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious

By *usyBusyGirlWoman 5 weeks ago

Brum

Ffs

By *ah Humbug OP Man 5 weeks ago

here and there

"Ffs"

What?

By *r Black 85Man 5 weeks ago

nottingham

"Mary Poppins stop wearing lipstick while giving head?

Because the super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick atrocious "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

By *ayor 42nd StreetMan 5 weeks ago

Branston

Right up there with the worst of the dad jokes

Ayrshire

What did the pink panther say when he found insects in the kitchen? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....

By *ensuallover1000Man 5 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Julie Andrews in that film; Phwoar!

I’d like to give her a spoonful of my ‘medicine’

*Nudge, nudge, wank, wank* 😍😜