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Had some guy message me asking if I would fuck him, and ‘make’ him suck my dick
He then went on to explain that he wasn’t gay, just liked black guy’s dicks. And to prove how ‘not gay’ he is we should wrestle (but he’d let me win so I could blah blah blah)
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"Had some guy message me asking if I would fuck him, and ‘make’ him suck my dick
He then went on to explain that he wasn’t gay, just liked black guy’s dicks. And to prove how ‘not gay’ he is we should wrestle (but he’d let me win so I could blah blah blah)
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I got one last night too. 
"I want your cock in my mouth" |
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Someone caught my eye whose profile text asked for someone "sane".
So my opening gambit was that, thankfully, I'm entirely sane, and my invisible friends could confirm that for her once we'd all returned from our time-travelling secret mission in another galaxy.
She read it, and didn't delete it.
But - how bizarre! - never replied to it  . |
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Not exactly those words but something along the lines “if things go well on Saturday, consider permanently moving in with me”.
It was the first (and the only one) time that person had messaged me without any previous interaction whatsoever |
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A couple who got upset when I turned them down for their generous offer of a gang bang because I like to have a connection of some sorts (I at the least need to fancy the pants off someone) with the men I meet.
Mrs was offended as they’re just cocks and there to be used. As if the fact that these were real people had totally bypassed her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago
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"Had some guy message me asking if I would fuck him, and ‘make’ him suck my dick
He then went on to explain that he wasn’t gay, just liked black guy’s dicks. And to prove how ‘not gay’ he is we should wrestle (but he’d let me win so I could blah blah blah)
Haha that’s wild
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Nothing really. Not off a random anyway. A few guys asking "Are you curious?" which seems to be the industry standard for let's participate in some 'bare bottomed boxing'
So, nothing crazy really to report. |
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant.
Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again  "
FFS. Please tell me it's not the spreadable one in dark blue. That's the one I use. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago
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"Not exactly those words but something along the lines “if things go well on Saturday, consider permanently moving in with me”.
It was the first (and the only one) time that person had messaged me without any previous interaction whatsoever "
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On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me. |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me."
What a mad cow lol |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me.
What a mad cow lol"
We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned. |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me."
Yeah sorry about that 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *aizyWoman 5 weeks ago
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I was about to meet a man for our first social, we had been chatting for a while really got on, he msged me how he couldn't wait to finally meet me but, he was looking more forward to the time he could poke my cervix with his dick. Took my legs days to unclamp after reading that. |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me.
What a mad cow lol
We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned."
You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘 |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me.
What a mad cow lol
We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned.
You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘"
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"" you're a safety net for most guys on here "... what a charmer 🤣🤣
How rude, was that after you'd turned them down?!.. "
Yes ... his follow up was after the attractive women had turned him down he had to message the fat and unattractive ones and now I was turning him down too...🤣 |
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"On here it would be the lady who I was planning to meet and then because a new verification popped up, she sent me a load of abuse and told me how I've missed out big time on a very classy lady. And then blocked me.
What a mad cow lol
We both know it was you. I wasn't going to say anything but people should be warned.
You'd love to meet a mad cow like me.. oh wait you did 🤣🤣🤣😘
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
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There have been so many, I'm not sure anything is surprising or audacious any more.
Plenty have been stomach turning, like the guys who want you to not wash and then sit on their face...  .
Then just the other day a guy suggested we arrange a meet so he could "test out my throat". 😬
But I suppose the most eye-rollingly audacious ones have been the guys who've told me I'm their ideal woman and they want me to move to their part of the country and marry them!
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Yeahhhhhh.... |
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By *alcon77Man 5 weeks ago
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One guy, after explaining to him that unfortunately I'm straight, said that ok rather than any penetrative activities then, I should come round & watch him and his boyfriend fuck each other - and spit on them.
This place seems the only place on earth where if you say you're straight, no one believes you.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
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I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple. |
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Loads 😅
Pictures of mens already arseholes, someone asking to worship and suck my sweaty feet after a day at work, straight (supposedly) guys telling me they want to suck my cock, and one that wanted me to use them as a toilet....nothing shocks me on here anymore 😅😅 |
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple. "
Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple.
Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess "
Well, yes, obviously. And I do, in fact, lounge around all day on a bed of skulls, in my lingerie. But everyone can't be me. 😌 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago
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"Honourable mention to the guy who demanded I end every further conversation with an “X”. Needless to say, there wasn’t any further conversation at all."
Demanding someone to do that is crazy work |
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In the first week of joining fab we had a message from a couple. No hello, just straight up ask for me to drop Zoe off in an empty car park at night and then pick her up in a few hours and to top it all they said. If they enjoy her they might invite me (Jay) to join in next time 😂
They are still on the site. Wonder if they have the balls to put their hand up on this thread and admit it's them. |
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I've had a few. Most recent one was a Couple, who messaged me wanting me to watch them fuck and then be a cuck and allow them to verbally abuse me during the sex. I said thanks but no thanks, not for me.
An array of abuse followed. Saying how they didn't care and wouldn't have meet me anyway because I'm ugly. Well 1) you've never seen my face and 2) if you never wanted a meet, why did you message then.
Sometimes fab is just a mental mine field. Can't understand it at times. |
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"I've had a few. Most recent one was a Couple, who messaged me wanting me to watch them fuck and then be a cuck and allow them to verbally abuse me during the sex. I said thanks but no thanks, not for me.
An array of abuse followed. Saying how they didn't care and wouldn't have meet me anyway because I'm ugly. Well 1) you've never seen my face and 2) if you never wanted a meet, why did you message then.
Sometimes fab is just a mental mine field. Can't understand it at times. "
This where Slipknot had it nailed. People=shit.. according to one person I'm fat and unattractive.. to be fair the fat part is at least true lol |
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"" you're a safety net for most guys on here "... what a charmer 🤣🤣
How rude, was that after you'd turned them down?!..
Yes ... his follow up was after the attractive women had turned him down he had to message the fat and unattractive ones and now I was turning him down too...🤣"
Wow I have no idea why people weren't queuing to meet him 😂😂 |
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"Someone caught my eye whose profile text asked for someone "sane".
So my opening gambit was that, thankfully, I'm entirely sane, and my invisible friends could confirm that for her once we'd all returned from our time-travelling secret mission in another galaxy.
She read it, and didn't delete it.
But - how bizarre! - never replied to it ."
I think she saw right through you. |
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"I suppose the most eye-watering messages have this in common; they make no account of the fact that you're a complex human being with relationships, job and a life. For them, you exist in isolation on your profile page, and you're always dressed something like that, and your existence revolves purely around being sexually available. You're a fantasy, pure and simple.
Pretty much this! The fab isn’t real life crew. Everyone’s human underneath. Apart from you, Davina, you’re a goddess
Well, yes, obviously. And I do, in fact, lounge around all day on a bed of skulls, in my lingerie. But everyone can't be me. 😌"
I know you're real Davina, with real, everyday pressures, so I've never put you down as a fantasy figure.
But I'm more than a little gutted you're one of those humans.
I'm sad 😔.
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"Someone caught my eye whose profile text asked for someone "sane".
So my opening gambit was that, thankfully, I'm entirely sane, and my invisible friends could confirm that for her once we'd all returned from our time-travelling secret mission in another galaxy.
She read it, and didn't delete it.
But - how bizarre! - never replied to it .
I think she saw right through you."
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“Please let me suck your cock, it’s just as good as you would get from a woman.’
Actually, literally, I mean why? Is there anything on my profile that even slightly suggests that I’m into men? Because I get similar messages to that somewhat regularly. I just delete and block, it’s all I can do. |
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I've had a handful of messages over the years that start with a time slot and an address. First message, not an arrangement after chatting
Like imagine your diary for the day"10:30 dentist 123 example street
12:30-1pm, Biggus Dickus 456 Fake road"
Except Biggus Dickus sent it to me and gets mad when I don't confirm our appointment.
Bonus points when it's in half an hour and further away than you could drive in half an hour. |
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By *CExeCouple 5 weeks ago
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Remembered another crazy episode. We generally block single males unless we're looking. One chap decided to circumvent this by asking several lovely couples to message us on his behalf pretending he knew us. On messaging him to ask what was going on, he demanded to have Chelsea for a night as his fantasy is Asian girls and he really wanted a go on her.....the audacity of using other people was quite something! |
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"Had a guy in my inbox last year wanted me to fuck him while using Lurpak butter as lubricant.
Will never look at Lurpak in the same way ever again can't put a better bit of butter on your knife "
Have you seen Last Tango In Paris then , Marlon Brando didn’t mind using butter |
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"Not exactly those words but something along the lines “if things go well on Saturday, consider permanently moving in with me”.
It was the first (and the only one) time that person had messaged me without any previous interaction whatsoever "
Sorry, I forgot to send you a Good Luck, in your New Home card  |
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"I don't really get messages so, even the one that said I looked like a "crackhead with a giant nose" I took as a win because, at least something graced my inbox."
Mate fuck em.youve got some fabulous hair!
And you Rock it! |
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"Remembered another crazy episode. We generally block single males unless we're looking. One chap decided to circumvent this by asking several lovely couples to message us on his behalf pretending he knew us. On messaging him to ask what was going on, he demanded to have Chelsea for a night as his fantasy is Asian girls and he really wanted a go on her.....the audacity of using other people was quite something!"
Bro outsourced his messages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago
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"I don't really get messages so, even the one that said I looked like a "crackhead with a giant nose" I took as a win because, at least something graced my inbox."
That's cold blooded |
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I've never tried a black chic can I try you
Look at the pics you post what do you expect
You must be fat and ugly that's why you deleted my messages and haven't checked my pics
..... Far worse but these were just from today that I remember off hand simply by saying...
sorry I'm not your type good luck in here |
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Years ago I got chatting to a guy here, we got on really well but before we had even had the chance to meet for a coffee he told me he was jealous of the fact I had other "friends" and that he wanted me to cut them all off and be monogamous to him. Apparently the idea of me seeing other people made his skin crawl as he wanted me all to himself.
He was blocked pretty sharpish after that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 5 weeks ago
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"I've never tried a black chic can I try you
Look at the pics you post what do you expect
You must be fat and ugly that's why you deleted my messages and haven't checked my pics
..... Far worse but these were just from today that I remember off hand simply by saying...
sorry I'm not your type good luck in here"
The AUDACITY |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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Someone wanting me to shave my grade 1 stubble.
Someone who turned into a bunny boiler.
Someone who wanted me to sign a waiver - I suspect for content.
Absolutely ridiculous!
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