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By *ruceyy OP   Man 10 weeks ago

London

Nice tight, can't take 20 inches? Groomed? Small labia?

Just to be inclusive to the perfect dick thread ❤️😂

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By *IXEN200Woman 10 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Is there such a thing as perfect in anything, we all have flaws in one way or another

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By *osey WalesMan 10 weeks ago

Surrey

As soft as a mouses' ear ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 10 weeks ago

North West


"As soft as a mouses' ear ?"

I've never felt a mouse's ear.

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple 10 weeks ago

Northampton

Mr here,

I don’t want one, perfect or otherwise. Happy with a cock

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 10 weeks ago

London

One that can make kazoo noises

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 10 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Mr here,

I don’t want one, perfect or otherwise. Happy with a cock "

I'd be happy with a cock.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 10 weeks ago

North West


"One that can make kazoo noises"

Mine can make fart noises WAY better than any bloke can demo down the pub. Fact.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 10 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Is there such a thing as perfect in anything, we all have flaws in one way or another"

Yeah look at me! I'm a boneified skeleton.

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By *r Mind CandyMan 10 weeks ago

Cheshire

The one I’m inside is always the most perfect pussy for me. Equally the person it belongs to is the most beautiful and perfect woman in the world.

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 10 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"The one I’m inside is always the most perfect pussy for me. Equally the person it belongs to is the most beautiful and perfect woman in the world. "

It's a good job I have eaten yet

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By *xtrafun4youMan 10 weeks ago

Dunstable

On that likes me in it.

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By *ear in the chairMan 10 weeks ago

yeah there

The one the owner feels is amazing is the perfect vagina.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 10 weeks ago

Ends

I don’t have a perfect one. I like them all.

As long as it’s clean and doesn’t smell funny I’m going down regardless of what it looks like.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Anatomically speaking or desirability speaking ?

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By *IXEN200Woman 10 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"As soft as a mouses' ear ?"

Not heard that one, I thought it was soft as a sows ear......

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By *ickshawedCouple 10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

One with clean teeth

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By *ansoffateMan 10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A little abstract.

But the one belonging to the woman who can emulate the sensation of being inside her orally and manifest exactly how she wants you to fuck her, in your mind, as she does it.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Mine

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By *dam1971Man 10 weeks ago

Bedford

One that looks like a kaleidoscope when you stare into it. It’s an agreeable mixture of oral and a 90s acid trip.

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By *ust want fun 888Man 10 weeks ago

nearby

One that is lovely and smooth and that I at this moment in time could put my cock into

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By *osey WalesMan 10 weeks ago

Surrey


"As soft as a mouses' ear ?

I've never felt a mouse's ear. "

It's very soft.

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By *osey WalesMan 10 weeks ago

Surrey


"As soft as a mouses' ear ?

Not heard that one, I thought it was soft as a sows ear......"

Is a sows ear soft then ?

I'd imagine so if there is that saying 🤔

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By *olden PoleMan 10 weeks ago

Kent

No no no…I don’t want perfect, I want to be surprise every time I get to unwrap a new one.

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By *imples24Man 10 weeks ago

tamworth

The one lad in the group who’s never allowed out 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

One that swallows penis whole and then spits it out when she's done.. silent and deadly.

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By *dam1971Man 10 weeks ago

Bedford

By the way, the female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 10 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Mine "

Can't see it, but I believe you, I'm very gullible.

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By *elix SightedMan 10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I like felt lining and a moustache.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Manchester

A wet one.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The one between my thighs 💜

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 10 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"The one between my thighs 💜"

I like that one too. What a coincidence!

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By *teveanddebsCouple 10 weeks ago

Norwich


"One that can make kazoo noises

Mine can make fart noises WAY better than any bloke can demo down the pub. Fact."

Which pub are you doing the demo in?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 10 weeks ago

North West


"One that can make kazoo noises

Mine can make fart noises WAY better than any bloke can demo down the pub. Fact.

Which pub are you doing the demo in? "

The Cock Inn

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

My own 👌

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By *vaRose43Woman 10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"By the way, the female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino"

🤣🤣

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By *milyRose321TV/TS 10 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

Tom, dick and harry

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By *weetiepie99Woman 10 weeks ago

cardiff

The correct answer is every vagina is perfect, in its own special way

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By *ustintime69Man 10 weeks ago

london

The one after the last one or the one before the next 😊

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By *ob357Man 10 weeks ago

Oswestry

One framed by a beautifully curvaceous derrière

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 10 weeks ago

Staffordshire

It’s the one that looks like a cunt.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 10 weeks ago

North West


"It’s the one that looks like a cunt."

Mine looks like a twat

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 10 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"It’s the one that looks like a cunt."

In

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By *ear in the chairMan 10 weeks ago

yeah there

Oooh, one that cums skittle please

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By *ad NannaWoman 10 weeks ago

East London

Mine.

It's a bit baggy, but I can clench a bit to fake it.

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By *ustincider888Man 10 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Anna Sam's pussy but with a little bush to show

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By *oodo69Man 10 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)

They are all individual and perfect in their own right! Just beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Mr here,

Redheads have the nicest in my opinion.

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By *ornycougaWoman 10 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"No no no…I don’t want perfect, I want to be surprise every time I get to unwrap a new one."

As the owner of a dropped lasagne I applaud this answer

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By *uenevereWoman 10 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

My own

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By *ucka39Man 10 weeks ago

Newcastle

One that actually looks like a camel foot 😂🤣

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By *llybar35Man 10 weeks ago

castleknock

The one I'm burying my face in

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By *issBellaWoman 10 weeks ago

Wales

Perfect, is there such a thing?

Well my saggy flaps are far from perfection anyway

If you're asking what makes them desirable, I'd have to say the ones that have you licking your lips are first sight. Resembling a sweet ripe raspberry glistening in the rain. Plump, sweet and juicy.

Or something along those lines?

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By *exySenseiCouple 10 weeks ago


"Nice tight, can't take 20 inches? Groomed? Small labia?

Just to be inclusive to the perfect dick thread ❤️😂"

The one you're clearly trying to get your nose into. Which I would guess and say is any vagina at this point.

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By *oodo69Man 10 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"Perfect, is there such a thing?

Well my saggy flaps are far from perfection anyway

If you're asking what makes them desirable, I'd have to say the ones that have you licking your lips are first sight. Resembling a sweet ripe raspberry glistening in the rain. Plump, sweet and juicy.

Or something along those lines? "

Havent seen your flaps baby, but if they’re anything like the rest of you they must be absolutely beautiful xx

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By *eadymade31Man 10 weeks ago

newbiggin by the sea

Any to be honest all beautiful in their own way

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By *dam1971Man 10 weeks ago

Bedford


"No no no…I don’t want perfect, I want to be surprise every time I get to unwrap a new one.

As the owner of a dropped lasagne I applaud this answer "

I think I’d only complain if the cheese on top was crispy

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By *ex HolesMan 10 weeks ago

Up North

The one wrapped around my knob

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By *eckme70Man 10 weeks ago

Strabane

One that I can make Cum 👌👌🤤

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By *exymilf2203Couple 10 weeks ago

Farnborough

A willing one

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By *layfullsamMan 10 weeks ago

Solihull

The person it’s part of

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

I don't really get why men enjoy tight to be honest, the best orgasms I've ever had were from ones that weren't so tight.

Maybe just me

Mr.

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By *reya73Woman 10 weeks ago

Whitley Bay


"By the way, the female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino"

Best thing I've heard all day. Thank you

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By *sWyldWoman 10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I don't think mine could ever be classed as perfect or pretty, however it's amazing . It's birthed 3 sons, it's given and received pleasure and it's responsive to the right person.

I can't ask for more than that.

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By *reya73Woman 10 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Vaginas are all perfect..amazing. they are ever changing, a kaleidoscope of states, shapes, feels and sensations.. depending on what age, stage, function, place in the cycle etc etc.

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By *electableicecreamMan 10 weeks ago

The West

I'll take the one with a pelvic floor that can snap a pencil please.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"I don't think mine could ever be classed as perfect or pretty, however it's amazing . It's birthed 3 sons, it's given and received pleasure and it's responsive to the right person.

I can't ask for more than that. "

Friday wine talking possibly but that's a beautiful response

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By *aygallaMan 10 weeks ago

newton aycliffe


"I don't think mine could ever be classed as perfect or pretty, however it's amazing . It's birthed 3 sons, it's given and received pleasure and it's responsive to the right person.

I can't ask for more than that.

Friday wine talking possibly but that's a beautiful response "

That’s the ‘vagina’ I want

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Perfection is in the imperfections!!

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By *eanRMan 10 weeks ago

ballymun

One at the top of a pair of nice legs

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By *usyBusyElfWoman 10 weeks ago

Brum

A clean one attached to a beautiful woman

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By *OM2443Man 10 weeks ago

Dudley

Edible

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"Nice tight, can't take 20 inches? Groomed? Small labia?

Just to be inclusive to the perfect dick thread ❤️😂"

A nice fishy one

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By *otguy555Man 10 weeks ago

Bristol

My wife's vagina I think is the best.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 10 weeks ago

Glasgow

one that could spit out £20 notes would do for starters lol

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By *ristolblue57Man 10 weeks ago

Calne

One that's very hairy!!

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By *ereforfunxxMan 10 weeks ago

wirral

1 grinding on my face

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 10 weeks ago

St Leonards

I define "perfect" as the side of tolerable that raises a small smile.

So any snatch that's not too stinky does the trick ✅️.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man 10 weeks ago

London

What I'm reading here is, men don't care as long as it's a hole.

Who knew!? 😂😂

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By *ad NannaWoman 10 weeks ago

East London


"What I'm reading here is, men don't care as long as it's a hole.

Who knew!? 😂😂"

I learned that pretty quickly in my non-monogamous sex life.

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By *ife NinjaMan 10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

One that's attracting the attention of my mouth

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By *andyCaneCuntWoman 10 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"What I'm reading here is, men don't care as long as it's a hole.

Who knew!? 😂😂"

This is brand new information!

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By *ackformore100Man 10 weeks ago

Tin town


"Nice tight, can't take 20 inches? Groomed? Small labia?

Just to be inclusive to the perfect dick thread ❤️😂"

One that feels good, looks good, tastes good and by golly it does ya good.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 10 weeks ago

chichester


"Nice tight, can't take 20 inches? Groomed? Small labia?

Just to be inclusive to the perfect dick thread ❤️😂"

One that’s sunk right on lady cock so my ballbag is like cushion

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By *moothdickMan 10 weeks ago

stoke

One that’s willing and wet

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By *cottish guy 555Man 10 weeks ago

London

The one on the tip of my tongue.

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