Says sitting on my arse all day, in my wheelie chair is GOOD and all you stander-uppers will get varicose veins. Proper research institution 
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/oct/16/standing-desks-may-be-bad-for-your-health-study-suggests |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜"
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too. |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too."
48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too  |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too.
48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too "
It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤. |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too.
48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too
It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤."
One usually rounds 3.2s down to a flat 3  |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too."
😂 ‘Tis a good point 😂😂 |
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on.
Why argue with nature therefore? 😜
Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too.
48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too
It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤.
One usually rounds 3.2s down to a flat 3 "
Zips, foreplay (well, gathering spit), managing the element of surprise, putting a cork in them to avoid unpleasant after-mess (chivalry is not dead!)...all adds up 😘. |
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Oh jeez.
1) someone creates something that helps people with X.
2) Companies sell it on helping X, Y and Z.
3) Study shows it doesn't help with Z.
4) Newspapers: "something that helps people doesn't help people".
Science was a mistake. |
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"Oh jeez.
1) someone creates something that helps people with X.
2) Companies sell it on helping X, Y and Z.
3) Study shows it doesn't help with Z.
4) Newspapers: "something that helps people doesn't help people".
Science was a mistake."
The University of Sydney hasn't ruled on the wheelie chairs but I'm extrapolating. I do enjoy a good bit of extrapolation |
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎"
How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data.
#GeekAlert |
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎
How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data.
#GeekAlert"
Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P |
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎
How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data.
#GeekAlert
Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P"
I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR*
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎
How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data.
#GeekAlert
Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P
I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR*
*Sky remote "
Surely the standard here is a Jupyter notebook and a csv.. |
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎
How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data.
#GeekAlert
Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P
I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR*
*Sky remote
Surely the standard here is a Jupyter notebook and a csv.."
Fucking csv files *shudders*
Anyways, happy standing. I hope the blood doesn't all pool in your feet, some might flow to your volumetrically variable schlong  |
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So I calculated it (because of course I did): my schlong is 180ml in volume, approximately. That's the standard size radiator enamel is sold in, as a point of comparison (not including the tin).
Sorry, I don't have the flaccid data for extrapolation. |
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"So I calculated it (because of course I did): my schlong is 180ml in volume, approximately. That's the standard size radiator enamel is sold in, as a point of comparison (not including the tin).
Sorry, I don't have the flaccid data for extrapolation."
Look, you can't argue with Science. Science is telling us that standing up is Very Dangerous and so clearly, I am doing myself a favour by constantly being Seated. Even when doing things like playing basketball, queuing and being bent over things.
Seated ftw |
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