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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi ok so hopefully no smart ass replies - if you will excuse the pun!
Female FB has been enjoying anal dildos and gradually working up sizes. I know this isn't everyones cup of tea but she loves the intensity and long stretching sessions. Has also been fisted analy - by a small ish hand.
Anyway we have a new 12 inch long dildo that's very thick. Once she's warmed up she loves it - we use loads of j lube and she gets it 3/4 of way in and its very hot to say least.
She's really keen to get the whole thing in now though and that's why i'm here - we can't get the last couple of inches in and she's on a mission to really open up to it and get that last incredible hit from it. But it just seems to stop there and she can't quite take it.
Does anyone have any tips or experience that would help?
Again only helpful replies please.
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By (user no longer on site)
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It could actually be down to her anatomy. The colon turns 90 degrees and if you're getting that deep then forcing it is gonna cause serious damage, last thing you want is to give her peritonitis.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex used into same thing, we found that longer thinner solids would flex into her further( go round the bend) and she used to feel it do so!, whilst thicker dildos for stretching would only hit a max of nine to ten inches maybe seek out a longer dildo with a thinner tip of two inches or so with a thick wide ten inch base for her, hope this helps |
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"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there. "
OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X |
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"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.
OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X"
Could have been worse - could have been your arse!   |
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"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.
OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X
Could have been worse - could have been your arse! "
I saw a programme about that a whole back, home enemas done with coffee!! Wouldn't be dunking your digestives in after that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.
OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X
Could have been worse - could have been your arse!
I saw a programme about that a whole back, home enemas done with coffee!! Wouldn't be dunking your digestives in after that!! "
Nope!
Mind you - I'd rather they did it at home than Starbucks!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...
Made up? "
Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals. |
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Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.
You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.
You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve. "
I just pissed myself... 'and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home'. |
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"Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.
You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve. "
Fuckin hell Jodie I'm actually crying laughing here!! I did miss you while you were gone x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...
Made up?
Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals. "
I write them. Soz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe try long but thinner one then
If you are having problems with gtting it in....Maybe longer would be a bad idea!!!!  "
Very bad idea. With the sizes you're already playing with you are at risk of damaging the sigmoid colon and are probably approaching the transverse colon, which is a 90degree bend. Forcing something upwards in that area will only end badly and will possibly result in peritonitis and major surgery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...
Made up?
Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals.
I write them. Soz "
They'd be a lot more scandalous if you did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi ok so hopefully no smart ass replies - if you will excuse the pun!
Female FB has been enjoying anal dildos and gradually working up sizes. I know this isn't everyones cup of tea but she loves the intensity and long stretching sessions. Has also been fisted analy - by a small ish hand.
Anyway we have a new 12 inch long dildo that's very thick. Once she's warmed up she loves it - we use loads of j lube and she gets it 3/4 of way in and its very hot to say least.
She's really keen to get the whole thing in now though and that's why i'm here - we can't get the last couple of inches in and she's on a mission to really open up to it and get that last incredible hit from it. But it just seems to stop there and she can't quite take it.
Does anyone have any tips or experience that would help?
Again only helpful replies please.
xxx"
No1 tip dont be round the back when she takes a shit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...
Made up?
Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals.
I write them. Soz
They'd be a lot more scandalous if you did "
I don't know what you mean 
You'd be proud if me, I got a literature question right at the quiz at work on sunday lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just a thought, how far in is the transverse colon ?"
Varies from person to person but 12" is easily capable of reaching it and causing damage on many people... |
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