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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards

Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.

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By *r SproutMan 7 weeks ago

the middle


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want."

If you were in “the clique” you would deny the existence of “the clique”

So by that reasoning you are “not clique”

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in, or am I ? 🤣🤣

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 7 weeks ago

Leeds

I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.

If you were in “the clique” you would deny the existence of “the clique”

So by that reasoning you are “not clique” "

😉😉

But...but...I think that reasoning is flawed Sprouty.

There are levels of "Clique", one of which is "Clique-Denial-Of-Clique" for sure...but it's not the only level...

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr "

But you'd have to piss in your own shoes Mr K.

Because you are a "K-lique Meister" par excellence.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm in, or am I ? 🤣🤣"

You are.

And you're not.

But when you're not, you even more are.

It's a very slippery one this, init?

Like your love tunnel 😘😘.

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By *ustamanMan 7 weeks ago

weymouth

In the words of Groucho Marx, I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 7 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm in, or am I ? 🤣🤣

You are.

And you're not.

But when you're not, you even more are.

It's a very slippery one this, init?

Like your love tunnel 😘😘."

Shroedingers clique 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"In the words of Groucho Marx, I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me"

But that doesn't mean you're not a member.

Just that you say you don't want to be a member.

Different things .

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By *bi HaiveMan 7 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr

But you'd have to piss in your own shoes Mr K.

Because you are a "K-lique Meister" par excellence."

😂😂😂 jog the fuck on, if they don’t bitch about me in the group chat, I’m not doing my job to the best of my ability.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm in, or am I ? 🤣🤣

You are.

And you're not.

But when you're not, you even more are.

It's a very slippery one this, init?

Like your love tunnel 😘😘.

Shroedingers clique 🤣🤣🤣"

That's another level of "The Clique" here too. I'm uncertainly certain of it xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 7 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

'THE' clique ? Oh Nicky no. No you are!

'A' clique, perhaps. Perhaps not.

Besides it's for 'THE' clique leaders to decide isn't it.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr

But you'd have to piss in your own shoes Mr K.

Because you are a "K-lique Meister" par excellence.

😂😂😂 jog the fuck on, if they don’t bitch about me in the group chat, I’m not doing my job to the best of my ability.

The mr "

But that doesn't exclude your role in The Clique.

Being the "Warrior To Be Sacrificed" is a vital role in Clique-Lore .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"'THE' clique ? Oh Nicky no. No you are!

'A' clique, perhaps. Perhaps not.

Besides it's for 'THE' clique leaders to decide isn't it. "

Yes.

And no.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️"

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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago

The only one I want to be in is the Kliq.

Hanging out with Scott Hall would be cool.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr

But you'd have to piss in your own shoes Mr K.

Because you are a "K-lique Meister" par excellence.

😂😂😂 jog the fuck on, if they don’t bitch about me in the group chat, I’m not doing my job to the best of my ability.

The mr

But that doesn't exclude your role in The Clique.

Being the "Warrior To Be Sacrificed" is a vital role in Clique-Lore ."

Now I think about it, your right, I do hold a place at the table, so therefore the only way to solve the atrocity, is to banish myself to a single males profile, with a dick pic over a toilet as my profile picture. 😞

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr

But you'd have to piss in your own shoes Mr K.

Because you are a "K-lique Meister" par excellence.

😂😂😂 jog the fuck on, if they don’t bitch about me in the group chat, I’m not doing my job to the best of my ability.

The mr

But that doesn't exclude your role in The Clique.

Being the "Warrior To Be Sacrificed" is a vital role in Clique-Lore .

Now I think about it, your right, I do hold a place at the table, so therefore the only way to solve the atrocity, is to banish myself to a single males profile, with a dick pic over a toilet as my profile picture. 😞

The mr "

😊😊

But...you'll then become a sort-of-leader (hero myth) of a "Breakaway Clique"....

You're Clique-Doomed Mr K, whichever way you turn.

Clique-Doomed I tell ya

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By *allySlinkyWoman 7 weeks ago

Leeds

You know you are in the Clique if you have been invited to the Fab Forumites Yuletide Soirée.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The only one I want to be in is the Kliq.

Hanging out with Scott Hall would be cool."

I thought "If I ignore this, does that keep you safe from being in "The Clique"?".

So I didn't ignore it, which now means you are in "The Clique".

Maybe.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You know you are in the Clique if you have been invited to the Fab Forumites Yuletide Soirée. "

Right...so with that reasoning I am now "Marked Safe From The Clique".

But I'm not convinced ya know...xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman 7 weeks ago

Leeds


"

But I'm not convinced ya know...xx"

Maybe your invitation is still in the post

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"

But I'm not convinced ya know...xx

Maybe your invitation is still in the post"

But maybe my role in The Clique is to not be invited to Clique events?

That's another vital Clique role - to be the embarrassing outsider.

Cliques need them to define themselves via negation, init.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 7 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"

But I'm not convinced ya know...xx

Maybe your invitation is still in the post"

All invites were sent via Whatsapp.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards

Right - I'm off for a shit and a wank.

Probably in that order.

May not flush until both are done.

L8rs 😘😘😘.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 7 weeks ago

North West

I'll know in a few hours 😘

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I don't know Nicky. I'm not even sure what the criteria are.

As an attractive female who posts regularly and gets responses I'm probably thought of as in the clique 💜

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By *bi HaiveMan 7 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don't know Nicky. I'm not even sure what the criteria are.

As an attractive female who posts regularly and gets responses I'm probably thought of as in the clique 💜"

You used the word 'female'.

Are you sure you're not a single guy in disguise? 😮😮

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By *a LunaWoman 7 weeks ago

South Wales

No. You’re on the periphery.

If this was GREASE, and you were in the T-Birds, you’d be Doody.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards

So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards

*Four comments - I missed Obi's Prey/penis gag.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 7 weeks ago

Leeds


"

If this was GREASE, and you were in the T-Birds, you’d be Doody.

"

At least he got to wear a T-Bird jacket

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By *allySlinkyWoman 7 weeks ago

Leeds


"I missed Obi's Prey/penis gag."

Obi's penis is so big it made me gag

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I missed Obi's Prey/penis gag.

Obi's penis is so big it made me gag"

I think it clicks at the central hinge too.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I don't know Nicky. I'm not even sure what the criteria are.

As an attractive female who posts regularly and gets responses I'm probably thought of as in the clique 💜

You used the word 'female'.

Are you sure you're not a single guy in disguise? 😮😮"

I'm sure.

Are you?

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By *bi HaiveMan 7 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don't know Nicky. I'm not even sure what the criteria are.

As an attractive female who posts regularly and gets responses I'm probably thought of as in the clique 💜

You used the word 'female'.

Are you sure you're not a single guy in disguise? 😮😮

I'm sure.

Are you?"

A single guy in disguise? No.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 7 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*dons antlers*

The very best thing my brother is that we may brazenly deny the existence of our sacred order whilst simultaneously flaunting our membership of said clique 👍🏻😜

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By *allySlinkyWoman 7 weeks ago

Leeds

What does The Clique initiation ceremony involve ?

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By *rHotNottsMan 7 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want."

I would say no because you’re a man and you live in the east would imagine click to be old posh ladies who live in places like Surrey not posh Skegness.

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By *oodtoshare2Couple 7 weeks ago

harrogate


"I’d like to know who they are, only because I want to piss in their shoes.

The mr "

Hahahaha

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"What does The Clique initiation ceremony involve ?"

I think Sensual smothers you in beef dripping and we all lick it off.

Sensual calls dibs on your special girl's place xx.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

They mostly come at night

Mostly

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"They mostly come at night

Mostly"

Hang on. I'm confused. You're on the upper upper-middle section of Clique profiles, and you've killed my thread!

Explain yourselves 🤨.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 7 weeks ago

North West


"So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx"

This could form the basis of a decent sociology lecture

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By *agatoXXXMan 7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️"

Just your knee? Amateur.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx

This could form the basis of a decent sociology lecture "

Gargle my chunky spunkylumps and you've got yourself a deal 😘😘.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️

Just your knee? Amateur."

Zagato is peak clique

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 7 weeks ago

North West


"So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx

This could form the basis of a decent sociology lecture

Gargle my chunky spunkylumps and you've got yourself a deal 😘😘. "

Hmmmmm. Let me discuss with my agent. My people will call your people.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx

This could form the basis of a decent sociology lecture

Gargle my chunky spunkylumps and you've got yourself a deal 😘😘.

Hmmmmm. Let me discuss with my agent. My people will call your people. "

Honestly...such a "clique" response xx

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By *agatoXXXMan 7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️

Just your knee? Amateur.

Zagato is peak clique "

In a clique of one.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My knee clicks sometimes.....🤷‍♂️

Just your knee? Amateur.

Zagato is peak clique

In a clique of one. "

A-ha.

The reverse psychology of a Clique Lord .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, they've never invited me to their annual morning tea and gangbang, so I can't be in it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 7 weeks ago

North West


"So ignoring FAB cliques (or absence thereof) completely for now all three of the above comments have me musing on the strange attractive gravities/repulsive forces of cliques and their shifting identities.

It's a fascinating topic.

Thanks all xxxx

This could form the basis of a decent sociology lecture

Gargle my chunky spunkylumps and you've got yourself a deal 😘😘.

Hmmmmm. Let me discuss with my agent. My people will call your people.

Honestly...such a "clique" response xx"

My phone doesn't clique anymore cos it's digital.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, they've never invited me to their annual morning tea and gangbang, so I can't be in it.

"

You're in it, and not in it xx

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.

I would say no because you’re a man and you live in the east would imagine click to be old posh ladies who live in places like Surrey not posh Skegness."

Dunno....there's probably around 40 Forum posters I imagine as "Marked Of The Clique" in one form or another, and it's a pretty diverse mix of couples, singles, genders, and locations.

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By *8on33Man 7 weeks ago

winfrith


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want."

Yes but low down in the rankings .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.Yes but low down in the rankings ."

That's largely my take on it. There's more space to move in different/unpopular directions.

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By *8on33Man 7 weeks ago

winfrith


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.Yes but low down in the rankings .

That's largely my take on it. There's more space to move in different/unpopular directions."

You're accepted that should be enough.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.Yes but low down in the rankings .

That's largely my take on it. There's more space to move in different/unpopular directions.You're accepted that should be enough."

Do you feel you are accepted?

I like to play with being accepted/rejected, but I'm a bit weird so not the best barometer of how most people need acceptance/suffer from rejection.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 7 weeks ago

North West


"I'll know in a few hours 😘"

I am close to peak clique. Still waiting a little while for full confirmation 😘

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By *8on33Man 7 weeks ago

winfrith


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.Yes but low down in the rankings .

That's largely my take on it. There's more space to move in different/unpopular directions.You're accepted that should be enough.

Do you feel you are accepted?

I like to play with being accepted/rejected, but I'm a bit weird so not the best barometer of how most people need acceptance/suffer from rejection.

"

I don't need it and I'm not really accepted, you have a way with words that the clique love and you don't give a damn which I rather like .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Am I in "The Clique"?

I don't want to be (except of course when I do...coz' flakey), but suspect I appear sometimes as an occasional "Clique Visitor" or "Clique Shaman/Jester".

Rules - if you post here, others who post here can also pass judgment on whether you are "Clique" or "Not-Clique", with a few (humorous, bizarre, but not unpleasant) additional comments if they want.Yes but low down in the rankings .

That's largely my take on it. There's more space to move in different/unpopular directions.You're accepted that should be enough.

Do you feel you are accepted?

I like to play with being accepted/rejected, but I'm a bit weird so not the best barometer of how most people need acceptance/suffer from rejection.

I don't need it and I'm not really accepted, you have a way with words that the clique love and you don't give a damn which I rather like ."

Sorry I've taken a while to log back on and see this.

Thank you - those are very kind words.

And fuck 'em if they don't like me .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man 7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'll know in a few hours 😘

I am close to peak clique. Still waiting a little while for full confirmation 😘"

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