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My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho  |
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"kellis - milkshake.. i know someone who associates that song with me lol"
The medieval version is better
My milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard
And they're like 'it's better than thine'
Verily, it's better than thine
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"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho "
Are yoh saying you have massive moobs then? |
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"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho "
Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?
Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!  |
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"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho
Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?
Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of! "
I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.
I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost. |
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"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho
Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?
Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!
I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.
I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost. "
A sensible attitude!
In that case I suggest the "Grange Hill" approach!
Just Say No!!  |
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"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.
I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.
I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho
Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?
Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!
I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.
I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost.
A sensible attitude!
In that case I suggest the "Grange Hill" approach!
Just Say No!! "
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