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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages.  |
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By *vaRose43Woman 20 weeks ago
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay? 
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣 "
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch? "
Let me bring the sofa 😜 |
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch?
Let me bring the sofa 😜"
Yeah prob more bi,
Horny devils you lot,  haha |
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By *vaRose43Woman 20 weeks ago
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch?
Let me bring the sofa 😜"
I’ll bring some drinks, what’s your posion? |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch?
Let me bring the sofa 😜
I’ll bring some drinks, what’s your posion?"
I guess it's Pornstar Martinis all round? |
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It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
“Even the big fat ones”
Fucking wow |
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By *ir tootMan 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
I errr, hmm 🤔.
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
If you're not attracted to men anyway then why does it matter if they have a nice cock?
Remember ladies, if you're carrying a few extra pounds you are required to accept any mound of mediocrity that's willing to show you attention 💜 |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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Yes it's our fault. We are ungrateful, frigid and unwilling to embrace every penis that enters our path. I can only apologise for my women kind, hopefully we can do better in the future. |
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
Erm I hate to break it to you but ……… |
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By *vaRose43Woman 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
Erm I hate to break it to you but ………"
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
“Even the big fat ones”
Fucking wow"
Wow exactly, not the best chosen words. |
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By *ir tootMan 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
Erm I hate to break it to you but ………"
It truly is tempting. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
“Even the big fat ones”
Fucking wow"
As one of the "big fat 1s" I find this fucking hilarious. |
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
" even the big fat ones" ... well you're a real charmer !   |
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
Even the big fat ones aren't that desperate, pal. |
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
That's a tad homophobic. Men like men because they like them.
Naughty women don't have to like every cock that gets waved in their faces either. We aren't providing a service. |
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By *sWyldWoman 20 weeks ago
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Everything is the woman's fault apparently.
I find it hilarious that men have this belief we are spoilt for choice on here..
The men turn us all the way off that we no longer want anything from anyone
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock .. "
But the 'big fat 1s' are the best when they bend you over and stick a strap-on up your arse, they have all that extra size to ram it in deep. Makes you squeal like a little piggy, unless of course your mouth is full of 'straight' cock. |
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
But the 'big fat 1s' are the best when they bend you over and stick a strap-on up your arse, they have all that extra size to ram it in deep. Makes you squeal like a little piggy, unless of course your mouth is full of 'straight' cock."
This reply wins, “straight cock” 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 20 weeks ago
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"It is difficult to find a woman on hear they can afford to be very picky even the big fat 1s .. sex is sex am straight am not attracted to men but do enjoy a mutual wank and suck from a guy with a nice cock ..
If you're not attracted to men anyway then why does it matter if they have a nice cock?
Remember ladies, if you're carrying a few extra pounds you are required to accept any mound of mediocrity that's willing to show you attention 💜"
If I ever change my username I'm going for 'mound of mediocrity'.
Thanks Prey. 👌👌😘 |
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay? "
Correct 
It’s part of a long game world plan to overthrow men as the dominant of the human race and usurp world control.
I been reading it online from America |
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"Oh so that’s where I’m going wrong.
So right lads, 763 women in a 200 mile radius have not replied to my dick pic and a “ hey “. Anyone fancy a cheeky bum ?
The mr "
More or less. Inevitably . Or they just go unlos |
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Correct
It’s part of a long game world plan to overthrow men as the dominant of the human race and usurp world control.
I been reading it online from America "
Yay Donald for president 🙌. Duck obviously!
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Men are into (wo)men.
Women are into men(wo is me).
Men aren't to be trusted. Women should be trussed. Girls dither, women think, ladies do.
Men make no sense (just like this post).
Women require recompense (from men's transgressions). |
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"Ever since Eve tempted poor hapless Adam it's been women's fault
Snake should have eaten eve and the world wouldn’t be in this mess. Snake and Bro just mooching about "
Yeah but who'd wash the fig leaves? |
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"Ever since Eve tempted poor hapless Adam it's been women's fault
Snake should have eaten eve and the world wouldn’t be in this mess. Snake and Bro just mooching about
Yeah but who'd wash the fig leaves?"
Adam could befriend a little squirrel called Steven to do that |
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"Ever since Eve tempted poor hapless Adam it's been women's fault
Snake should have eaten eve and the world wouldn’t be in this mess. Snake and Bro just mooching about
Yeah but who'd wash the fig leaves?
Adam could befriend a little squirrel called Steven to do that "
 . Adam is really incapable isn't he. Can't resist temptation or rinse a fig leaf through |
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"Ever since Eve tempted poor hapless Adam it's been women's fault
Snake should have eaten eve and the world wouldn’t be in this mess. Snake and Bro just mooching about
Yeah but who'd wash the fig leaves?
Adam could befriend a little squirrel called Steven to do that
. Adam is really incapable isn't he. Can't resist temptation or rinse a fig leaf through "
I think it’s more Adam just shows his dominance by letting others do mundane tasks like washing so he can go hunt |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?"
69 rejections and then it's all about the cock. |
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?"
Don't start wondering, its a slippery slope x |
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?
Don't start wondering, its a slippery slope x"
A slippery slope....is that a euphemism 😉😂 |
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?
Don't start wondering, its a slippery slope x
A slippery slope....is that a euphemism 😉😂"
See you've started already x |
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?
Don't start wondering, its a slippery slope x
A slippery slope....is that a euphemism 😉😂
See you've started already x"
It's them wimens fault that not reply to me!....apparently |
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"Is that how it happens?! Out of curiosity, how many rejections or ignored messages does it take before one decides to go cock? Jist wondering how long I have left?
Don't start wondering, its a slippery slope x
A slippery slope....is that a euphemism 😉😂
See you've started already x
It's them wimens fault that not reply to me!....apparently "
Think of them opening you up to new opportunities x |
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
Tell me you you’re gay without telling me you’re gay |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"So it's my fault a man who absolutely doesn't find men attractive will let a man suck his cock, finger his butt hole and spaff all over his face??"
Yeah, you specifically.
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
That makes nonse sense |
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"Wait…. So women cause the men to catch the gay?
Absolutely not, if a guy doesn’t get a reply a few times and decides fuck you women I’m going to message men now, he was all ready gay. 🤣
I’d say more bi
Either way can I watch?
Let me bring the sofa 😜
I’ll bring some drinks, what’s your posion?"
I'll get the popcorn... Butterscotch flavour? |
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"Not sure how that's possible because statistically speaking there's more women in the world than men "
True overall but because women live longer than men, the disparity only happens aged 70+
The Demographer |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
Absolute horse 💩 op 😂😂 I’ve been reflected, and fair enough, but it doesn’t make me want to go seeking a geeza just because 🤮🤮 just no 🤮🤮 |
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"Us women need to up our game or all the men will go gay and humans will die out 😲
Terrible.
I’m not having some poof doing my nail ffs "
its ok plenty of trans women can do nails just fine , dont worry x |
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"Us women need to up our game or all the men will go gay and humans will die out 😲
Terrible.
I’m not having some poof doing my nail ffs
its ok plenty of trans women can do nails just fine , dont worry x "
I was making a joke of many layers. Not a good one but layered
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"Ever since Eve tempted poor hapless Adam it's been women's fault
Snake should have eaten eve and the world wouldn’t be in this mess. Snake and Bro just mooching about
Yeah but who'd wash the fig leaves?
Adam could befriend a little squirrel called Steven to do that
. Adam is really incapable isn't he. Can't resist temptation or rinse a fig leaf through "
Give him a break. Poor chap had a missing rib! |
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
WOW so that causes a man to turn gay...Everydays a School day  |
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I almost turned a gay man straight once.
He rested his head on my boobs and said in his American accent "I love your boobs. If I was going to do a woman I'd definitely do you"
I'll turn em all back ladies, never fear! |
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"I almost turned a gay man straight once.
He rested his head on my boobs and said in his American accent "I love your boobs. If I was going to do a woman I'd definitely do you"
I'll turn em all back ladies, never fear!"
You're such a good egg |
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"Way are so many men's into men? It's because is hard to find a naughty woman and when you think you find one suddenly they ignore you and not replying back to your messages. "
This makes total sense. It’s like me eating all the pigs in blankets on Christmas Day, it’s not that I love the sausage, it purely because of my utter contempt for sprouts |
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