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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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Now we have the mail trail visible on profiles, people can no longer use the excuse of not knowing they have messaged you before or the context of your previous interactions.
So what's an appropriate excuse for double messaging now? Wrong answers only.. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 8 weeks ago
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"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals."
If you've messaged someone you'll see the first couple of lines at the top of the screen whenever you click on their profile.
Think it lasts about 6 months ish from memory.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals."
You can now click on inbox history on someone's profile. It shows you the whole email trail between you even if the messages have been deleted. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 8 weeks ago
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"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals.
If you've messaged someone you'll see the first couple of lines at the top of the screen whenever you click on their profile.
Think it lasts about 6 months ish from memory. "
Ah. That won't concern me, thanks to my lack of messages. |
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"You ignored my previous 20 messages so I’m sending a 21st.
Unlucky.. 22 is the magic number I've heard."
Bastard, I got blocked. She’ll have to miss out on my witty prose, and jolly entertaining flanter that would have come in message 22  |
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"My dog ate my account 🤷🏽♂️😂
What did he eat? How did he eat it? Is your account actually your penis?
So many questions.."
He got digitised and zapped into my phone/laptop and literally got onto my fab account and ate all messages both sent, received and any traces 🤷🏽♂️😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"I just wanted to confirm with a face pic message that no one can really be that ugly with just one head.
Thanks in advance, ugly."
Two bellends are better than one  |
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So what's an appropriate excuse for double messaging now? Wrong answers only.."
I know I’ve copy and paste messaged before, but I’m like a dog with two dicks, and every woman I’ve messaged has ignored the gob shite I spiel, so here’s copy and paste round two. I’ll apologise now in advance because I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing nor how to talk to women, so I’ll probably message you about another four times.
The mr |
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"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals.
You can now click on inbox history on someone's profile. It shows you the whole email trail between you even if the messages have been deleted."
Ah. Given up on fab messaging for moment but might be handy to know who not to message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"Because I'm desperate and the 500 men & women in a 50 mile radius didn't reply to my gaping arsehole pic so I'm sending my smashed kebab this time.
Mrs "
Personally, I the smashed kebab look.. especially if it's got a bit of sauce seeping out. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
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"Because I'm desperate and the 500 men & women in a 50 mile radius didn't reply to my gaping arsehole pic so I'm sending my smashed kebab this time.
Mrs
Personally, I the smashed kebab look.. especially if it's got a bit of sauce seeping out."
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"I know you’ve been messaged before from this account but I’m schizophrenic. Thought I’d see if you’re interested in me as you clearly weren’t interested in me. "
That's only acceptable with a doctors note. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 8 weeks ago
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"I know I've messaged you before, but I've noticed you get less fabs for your foof now it looks like a Rottweiler's mangled chops.
So I reckon the odds for me banging you have improved. "
Catching us when we are desperate is a good plan.. allowed. |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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If I receive not response from a message or its deleted, I will take it as not interested.
I would only send a 2nd message in response to a status that's asking a question |
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