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"I need help with thrashing Martin please, as he's be frigging rude to me! 
Hold on !!!!...in my defence...i only congratulated this fine old lady on becoming a grandmother...nothing bad... 
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When you know jolly well that I am childless!!! "
Youre have a profile on a granny site...
So you must qualify...xxx |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"I need help with thrashing Martin please, as he's be frigging rude to me!
Hold on !!!!...in my defence...i only congratulated this fine old lady on becoming a grandmother...nothing bad...
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When you know jolly well that I am childless!!!
Youre have a profile on a granny site...
So you must qualify...xxx"
I've seen you on another site Martin....
shitshagRdressedasJesus! |
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"I need help with thrashing Martin please, as he's be frigging rude to me!
Hold on !!!!...in my defence...i only congratulated this fine old lady on becoming a grandmother...nothing bad...
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When you know jolly well that I am childless!!!
Youre have a profile on a granny site...
So you must qualify...xxx
I've seen you on another site Martin....
shitshagRdressedasJesus!"
 mao@mad...xx.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hold on !!!!...in my defence...i only congratulated this fine old lady on becoming a grandmother...nothing bad...
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When you know jolly well that I am childless!!!
Youre have a profile on a granny site...
So you must qualify...xxx"
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Not frigging intentionally! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it. |
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it."
Fucking hell...No6...the phantom pussy possier.....why the disguise??...are you the batman of the pussy posse?...is the a big pussy lamp shining in the sky?....take them off, fight like a man...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"His arse is OURS!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
did I hear my name mentioned...
am i needed ??
was away picking niece up from work ....  "
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Of course you can join in the fun in whipping Martin's arse, as you are an honorary Pussy Posse member! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You gotta give him his due though Pearl......
He did look kinda cute in his frock at the Pussy Posse Xmas Party! "
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Not cute anymore when he started to call me granny!!! |
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"You gotta give him his due though Pearl......
He did look kinda cute in his frock at the Pussy Posse Xmas Party! "
I look better in a frock than most of the posse...lol...(should i have said that out loud)... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His arse is OURS!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
did I hear my name mentioned...
am i needed ??
was away picking niece up from work ....
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Of course you can join in the fun in whipping Martin's arse, as you are an honorary Pussy Posse member! "
steps forward with cat o nine tails..
am watching jack sparrow on BBC1 so best keep with the theme......... |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it."
sorry but there is no defence for that sort of comment against a loverly lady
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it.
sorry but there is no defence for that sort of comment against a loverly lady
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As accurate as your input has been, its not helping me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it.
sorry but there is no defence for that sort of comment against a loverly lady
As accurate as your input has been, its not helping me... "
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PMSL!!! |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it.
sorry but there is no defence for that sort of comment against a loverly lady
As accurate as your input has been, its not helping me... "
your on your own over this one lol.
begging forgivness might help |
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it.
sorry but there is no defence for that sort of comment against a loverly lady
As accurate as your input has been, its not helping me...
your on your own over this one lol.
begging forgivness might help"
Ummmm...thought about it....for nearly a whole second before i rejected the idea...once again...accurate but not at all helpful... |
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"your on your own over this one lol.
begging forgivness might help
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Nah, he WANTS to be spanked with a wet sponge! "
Cant i just be sponged with a wet sponge instead?...
Spanking with a sponge sounds just to brutal... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant i just be sponged with a wet sponge instead?...
Spanking with a sponge sounds just to brutal... "
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I am a torturer in training, remember???
I like brutal! |
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"Cant i just be sponged with a wet sponge instead?...
Spanking with a sponge sounds just to brutal...
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I am a torturer in training, remember???
I like brutal! "
Oh ok then...bring on the sponges... |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"Cant i just be sponged with a wet sponge instead?...
Spanking with a sponge sounds just to brutal...
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I am a torturer in training, remember???
I like brutal!
Oh ok then...bring on the sponges... "
see you wanted it realy
why not just ask |
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"Cant i just be sponged with a wet sponge instead?...
Spanking with a sponge sounds just to brutal...
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I am a torturer in training, remember???
I like brutal!
Oh ok then...bring on the sponges...
see you wanted it realy
why not just ask "
I'm doing it for Pearls pleasure not my own...the things you do to keep the oldies happy...lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"peeps in to see whats going on in here
Pearls being nasty to me sprite...because shes got to a time in her life when people get grumpy i think...lol.. "
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Yeah right!
I am seldom grumpy  |
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"peeps in to see whats going on in here
Pearls being nasty to me sprite...because shes got to a time in her life when people get grumpy i think...lol..
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Yeah right!
I am seldom grumpy "
I'm working on it...hee hee...xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"peeps in to see whats going on in here
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Helloooo!
You ok? All set for the party tomorrow?
hello :-0 party ?
grumpy...hell i hit that age at primary school i think lol "
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Thought you and wonky lips are going to a party tomorrow, or did I got that wrong?
Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it! |
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"peeps in to see whats going on in here
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Helloooo!
You ok? All set for the party tomorrow?
hello :-0 party ?
grumpy...hell i hit that age at primary school i think lol
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Thought you and wonky lips are going to a party tomorrow, or did I got that wrong?
Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it! "
unfortunately not as well be in opposite end of the country by tomorrow night !
martin in a nappy...hmmmmmm |
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"peeps in to see whats going on in here
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Helloooo!
You ok? All set for the party tomorrow?
hello :-0 party ?
grumpy...hell i hit that age at primary school i think lol
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Thought you and wonky lips are going to a party tomorrow, or did I got that wrong?
Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it! "
Does that mean you'll bed bath me??.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"unfortunately not as well be in opposite end of the country by tomorrow night !
martin in a nappy...hmmmmmm "
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Oops, soz, got that bit wrong! 
Please don't give Martin any more ideas, he is silly enough as he is! |
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"Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it!
Does that mean you'll bed bath me??..
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Only if pain is involved, for you that is! "
it would be painful if you wore a nurses uniform while you done it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it!
Does that mean you'll bed bath me??..
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Only if pain is involved, for you that is!
it would be painful if you wore a nurses uniform while you done it..."
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Ooo, dress as a nurse with a big enema in my hand for your bum, now that's a thought! |
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"Martin is still in his nappy and pram stage by the look of it!
Does that mean you'll bed bath me??..
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Only if pain is involved, for you that is!
it would be painful if you wore a nurses uniform while you done it...
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Ooo, dress as a nurse with a big enema in my hand for your bum, now that's a thought! "
I didnt mention an enema...just the uniform please...thats the thing i wont like...lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooo, dress as a nurse with a big enema in my hand for your bum, now that's a thought!
I didnt mention an enema...just the uniform please...thats the thing i wont like...lol.. "
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I do not believe you have a choice in the matter! |
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"Ooo, dress as a nurse with a big enema in my hand for your bum, now that's a thought!
I didnt mention an enema...just the uniform please...thats the thing i wont like...lol..
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I do not believe you have a choice in the matter! "
Not another woman who doesnt give choices...im starting to think you are all the same...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please if it is salted ones!
Watch your cholestoral levels dearie...
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My life's motto is "Die young happy!"
lol I`m to old to die young
here help your self "
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Mmmmmm, yum, popcorn! Thanks Jim! |
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"Yes please if it is salted ones!
Watch your cholestoral levels dearie...
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My life's motto is "Die young happy!"
lol I`m to old to die young
here help your self
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Mmmmmm, yum, popcorn! Thanks Jim! "
dodnt forget to put your teeth in sweetie... |
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"Mmmmmm, yum, popcorn! Thanks Jim!
dodnt forget to put your teeth in sweetie...
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All my own, thanks, and a couple of baby ones still there too! "
Thats nice...you have your name on them so the dentist knows who to post them back to after your check up...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmmmmm, yum, popcorn! Thanks Jim!
dodnt forget to put your teeth in sweetie...
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All my own, thanks, and a couple of baby ones still there too!
Thats nice...you have your name on them so the dentist knows who to post them back to after your check up...lol... "
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That's it, packing up my toys now! |
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"Mmmmmm, yum, popcorn! Thanks Jim!
dodnt forget to put your teeth in sweetie...
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All my own, thanks, and a couple of baby ones still there too!
Thats nice...you have your name on them so the dentist knows who to post them back to after your check up...lol...
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That's it, packing up my toys now! "
Oh bring them here...i love antiques...xx.. |
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over a year ago
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drags out the flogger, paddle and crops hands them to Pearl...upps forgot the cuffs, chains & legspreader...sorry... enjoy a longggggg night with Martin... damn my wicked side is coming out... helen |
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"drags out the flogger, paddle and crops hands them to Pearl...upps forgot the cuffs, chains & legspreader...sorry... enjoy a longggggg night with Martin... damn my wicked side is coming out... helen
Finally reinforcements arrive....but Martin stands unbending in the face of women who think they can leave the kitchen whenever they like....ha ha ha...i laugh in the face of danger... :-
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But quiet as a mouse when face to face with us!!! |
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"drags out the flogger, paddle and crops hands them to Pearl...upps forgot the cuffs, chains & legspreader...sorry... enjoy a longggggg night with Martin... damn my wicked side is coming out... helen
Finally reinforcements arrive....but Martin stands unbending in the face of women who think they can leave the kitchen whenever they like....ha ha ha...i laugh in the face of danger... :-
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But quiet as a mouse when face to face with us!!!"
Where you all hiding somewhere?....whats wrong...is cornation street finished... |
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"Why should we be watching Coronation Street - thought that would be more your cup of tea Martin!"
Thats not a manly thing to do...i wouldnt know if Sally webster had cancer or not...i dont watch it.... |
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"Why should we be watching Coronation Street - thought that would be more your cup of tea Martin!
Thats not a manly thing to do...i wouldnt know if Sally webster had cancer or not...i dont watch it.... "
Lol |
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"But quiet as a mouse when face to face with us!!!
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He certainly was at Chams!!! "
I was in disguise at chams...i was on an intelligence gathering mission...i looked at the posse....i couldnt find inteeligence anywhere...so i gave up.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Checks on Pearls' spanking issue with Martin...hmmm nice and red...touch glowing... yes means Martin isnt sitting but standing in naughty corner... girls always win...nods  |
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"Checks on Pearls' spanking issue with Martin...hmmm nice and red...touch glowing... yes means Martin isnt sitting but standing in naughty corner... girls always win...nods "
Girls can win a place at my sink anytime... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"takes out the cuffs and cuffs Martin to the sink...still got loads to wash up...nods.. 
Are you still here woman?....are we out of washing up liquid or something?...lol... "
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I'd make you lick the plates clean! |
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"takes out the cuffs and cuffs Martin to the sink...still got loads to wash up...nods..
Are you still here woman?....are we out of washing up liquid or something?...lol...
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I'd make you lick the plates clean! "
I do that...but only in the best restaurants...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hands Pearl the flogger please he's cuffed to the sink... "
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He is in so much trouble I can tell you!
A line has been formed by ladies waiting to flog him! |
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"But quiet as a mouse when face to face with us!!!
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He certainly was at Chams!!!
I was in disguise at chams...i was on an intelligence gathering mission...i looked at the posse....i couldnt find inteeligence anywhere...so i gave up.... "
It was a great disguise as I hardly noticed you and u certainly didn't come across as too bright so you didn't attract the right attention to make such a sweeping statement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it."
Martin mate i may be late but im here dunna let the pissy posse grind ya down lol
Anyway it will be quite for a bit soon cause they have got ta clean up after Christmas xx |
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"Martin you wassock.
Dont be a total twat.
You don't have any of the other Doriss here to try and save your sorry arse.
And your arse is sorry. Ive seen it.
Martin mate i may be late but im here dunna let the pissy posse grind ya down lol
Anyway it will be quite for a bit soon cause they have got ta clean up after Christmas xx "
Cheers mate, about bloody time...it was getting like Custard's Last stand..i get what you mean though....theyll be too busy hoovering and doing women stuff to notice we re-grouped... |
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"Cheers mate, about bloody time...it was getting like Custard's Last stand..i get what you mean though....theyll be too busy hoovering and doing women stuff to notice we re-grouped... "
Yeah all the washing ironing and stuff they are fairly good at will keep em busy for a bit and the Dorises will triumph in 2010 watch this space xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on "
Ya can be on our side hun we'll look after ya xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
Ya can be on our side hun we'll look after ya xx "
can i???? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fankoo......do i have to dress up? |
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
Ya can be on our side hun we'll look after ya xx can i???? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fankoo......do i have to dress up?"
Of course xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
Ya can be on our side hun we'll look after ya xx can i???? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fankoo......do i have to dress up?"
dress down... in fact dress is optional lol |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
Ya can be on our side hun we'll look after ya xx can i???? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fankoo......do i have to dress up?"
no just make sure your toe nails are done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on "
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Being a fem you are automatically a member! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wanders back in...ohh are we dressing the men up now????.... "
Lol ya aint seen me photos then have ya
Have a look at my single profile shortstuff they are all on there thats what they on about xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help with thrashing Martin please, as he's be frigging rude to me!
See..... definative proof that men are better..... " I need help......"
This is the first shot fired in what will become known as World War Three, or"the blokes versus the pissy pussys" "
Did try and crush the pissy posse last week but they were too busy doin their nails xx |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
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Being a fem you are automatically a member! i think you will find im not a memeber as craig has got me on his side..so whats a girl to do???? "
Eeehhhheeemmmm......
You've been to a Pussy Posse social....
You's a member, like it or not my lovely.
And lets be honest, you couldn't join the Doris's....... you're too pretty and you don't smell of wee. |
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"where do i fit in then???? i aint a pusse posse member and like men too much ..so what side will i be on
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Being a fem you are automatically a member! i think you will find im not a memeber as craig has got me on his side..so whats a girl to do????
Eeehhhheeemmmm......
You've been to a Pussy Posse social....
You's a member, like it or not my lovely.
And lets be honest, you couldn't join the Doris's....... you're too pretty and you don't smell of wee. "
I've seen craig.
He couldn't look after a fart in a tin.
They are all y as well. You want to be with the girls....... We rock |
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