A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk. |
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Not a lot to be fair, dinner could do with hurrying up a bit and the rain to stop.
Not my best plan of the day wacking the slow cooker on in late afternoon  |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk."
This sounds fun.
I'd volunteer for the ladies XI, but I was always the last one to be picked at school, so I'll just stand and watch instead of putting myself through that humiliation. |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk.
This sounds fun.
I'd volunteer for the ladies XI, but I was always the last one to be picked at school, so I'll just stand and watch instead of putting myself through that humiliation."
We've chatted. You're cool. You go straight up. Can you turn your arm to throwing maltesers at a semi hard penis, underarm? |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk."
Only if I can play silly mid off |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk.
Only if I can play silly mid off"
Misty I have a helmet just for you. It's a dangerous position. Just looking after you. 😉 |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk.
Only if I can play silly mid off
Misty I have a helmet just for you. It's a dangerous position. Just looking after you. 😉"
I eat danger for breakfast. And occasionally helmets for lunch  |
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"A game of cricket involving maltesers as balls, my cock as the bat and 11 willing outfielders who must be ladies.
I could select my First XI but it would be against site rules to name.
Need a scorer and an umpire too and with 11 ladies, these can go to the men folk.
Only if I can play silly mid off
Misty I have a helmet just for you. It's a dangerous position. Just looking after you. 😉
I eat danger for breakfast. And occasionally helmets for lunch "
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"Someone as twisted and perverted as I am…
I’d be perfect but I draw the line at using my Bobby in a jar of piccalilli.
That’s ok… piccalilli is 🤮
What about a sweet onion relish? "
Oh go on then ya kinky fucker  |
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