So, my friend just casually drops that he’s “completed Tinder,” like it’s some kind of video game achievement. He swears he’s swiped through every single profile in the area, and now he’s acting like he deserves a trophy or something. I couldn’t stop laughing—like, congrats, you’ve officially got no life! Now he’s strutting around like a Tinder pro, ready to retire from the game. I’m just waiting for him to start bragging about speedrunning Bumble next! |
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"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?"
Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.
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By *ascaIMan 15 weeks ago
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"He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty. hinge is impossible. That’s impossible. "
I keep dying on the bit where I have to speak to them 😩 |
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"So, my friend just casually drops that he’s “completed Tinder,” like it’s some kind of video game achievement. He swears he’s swiped through every single profile in the area, and now he’s acting like he deserves a trophy or something. I couldn’t stop laughing—like, congrats, you’ve officially got no life! Now he’s strutting around like a Tinder pro, ready to retire from the game. I’m just waiting for him to start bragging about speedrunning Bumble next!"
It’s a phrase chief taken from inbetweeners character Jay. So the jokes on you really. |
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"He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty. hinge is impossible. That’s impossible.
I keep dying on the bit where I have to speak to them 😩 "
I filtered my search by relationship type because it was too hard when I included the monogamous people.  |
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"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?
Not of tinder but there is one of Bumble. It’s called Crumble."
I thought the old person version of tinder was called ashes... |
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"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?
Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.
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Put trousers on please. 🥳 |
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"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?
Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.
Put trousers on please. 🥳"
But how else would you know that it's me?
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"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?
Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.
Put trousers on please. 🥳
But how else would you know that it's me?
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🤔 I hadn't thought of that.  |
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In fact every dating site….
Much prefer it here.
