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If you could bottle that feeling and sell it...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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You'd be a millionaire! It's a nice sentiment, right? But we're a capitalist country where profit is King. So what feeling would you bottle and sell purely for profit and why?
C'mon, let me hear your pitches 🤑 |
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Inadequacy. Obviously I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it some bullshit about success and alpha and power so people who already felt a bit inadequate would buy it, then when they felt more inadequate afterwards I'd tell them they weren't using it right and they needed to buy more, even knowing that the more they bought the worse they'd feel.
Oh, looks like evil Sarah is in control this evening. Interesting. |
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"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo
(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)"
They say the three most satisfying things in life are a shit, a shave and a gearchange   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"I would fart into the bottle and market it as The Sweet Smell of Success which it would be if someone purchased it. "
Now if you were a hot woman, there'd actually be a market for that! |
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"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo
(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)
The feeling of using a public toilet? That’s what you’re gonna sell? "
It was relevant and heartfelt at the time 🤣 |
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That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay. |
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"You'd be a millionaire! It's a nice sentiment, right? But we're a capitalist country where profit is King. So what feeling would you bottle and sell purely for profit and why?
C'mon, let me hear your pitches 🤑"
I would bottle all them bottled up feelings…… oh no wait  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"Inadequacy. Obviously I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it some bullshit about success and alpha and power so people who already felt a bit inadequate would buy it, then when they felt more inadequate afterwards I'd tell them they weren't using it right and they needed to buy more, even knowing that the more they bought the worse they'd feel.
Oh, looks like evil Sarah is in control this evening. Interesting."
I feel like this would work once... Maybe twice tops before tanking your reputation!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo
(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)"
It's a great feeling! But is it I ky marketed towards people needing a wee? 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"Self love because we all need it  "
I want to be really snarky but that could actually be pretty good... As long as it wears off so people have to buy it again 😈 |
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"Contentment
Oooh that's a good one. Now the paradoxical question... What price would feel feel content to buy it for? 😏"
Well the nice thing is, you’d never experience buyers remorse because you feel so content. I feel like it could command a high price but me being me, I’d want it affordable to all. Those that might need it most may well be the poorest |
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"NRE. People love that shit.
I had to Google that and it gave me New Relationship Energy and Non-recurring Engineering... I assume you mean the former  "
NRE is a helluva drug.
That would probably have been my first answer if Pickle hadn't beaten me to it 💜 |
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"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo
(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)
It's a great feeling! But is it I ky marketed towards people needing a wee? 🤔"
The she-wee marketers could tell you. Because it will be women more prone to this need. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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When you fart and are thankful it didn't make any sound... Then you give the person next to you a funny look as the smell starts to waft about, and if you know the person you say their name disgustedly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"That feeling when enough just isn't quite enough, which will force people to buy another bottle, then another and another........ "
I think a few bottles need to have enough though... Just to give people hope to keep buying  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay."
That last bit sounded very much like a "I've loved our time together... But please fuck off now"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"That heart-bursting joy-filled contentment and love when you're all snuggled up with your toddler. I really miss toddler snuggles 😭"
Just to be clear, it has to be from snuggling their OWN toddler right? 😅 |
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"When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks. I would definitely buy that nanna  "
I'd become addicted to it |
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"That feeling of getting into bed with fresh clean sheets
I'm actually not a fan of that. It was my unpopular opinion  "
You need to buy flannelette bedding and get your mum to wash and iron them for you.
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"That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay.
That last bit sounded very much like a "I've loved our time together... But please fuck off now" "
I like that moment of off you fuck then 💜 |
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By *tan300Man 9 weeks ago
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I used to box in my younger days and as much as I like some good dirty sex there’s no other feeling in the world when your having a good hard fight the adrenaline rush you get when you beat the shit out of someone is just the best.Even taking a good bashing yourself can sometimes give you a better rush than when your winning |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I used to box in my younger days and as much as I like some good dirty sex there’s no other feeling in the world when your having a good hard fight the adrenaline rush you get when you beat the shit out of someone is just the best.Even taking a good bashing yourself can sometimes give you a better rush than when your winning "
I know a byb fighter who gets horny when he fights lol! |
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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago
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I was going to say that feeling of falling in love with someone, when everything is that little brighter and the little things that remind you of them quickly plaster a smile across your face.
But it's solely for profit isn't it?
It'd be that feeling of needing more. More of life, sex, whatever but also... the product. It feels a tad cruel though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"I was going to say that feeling of falling in love with someone, when everything is that little brighter and the little things that remind you of them quickly plaster a smile across your face.
But it's solely for profit isn't it?
It'd be that feeling of needing more. More of life, sex, whatever but also... the product. It feels a tad cruel though. "
Ooooh Meli, you have a dark streak to you 😜 |
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"When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks."
I've been mostly housebound for 12 years, this sounds HEAVENLY. It's been 16 years since my last holiday abroad  |
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