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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What’s your best or favourite insult

I love the word “cockwomble”

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣

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By *929Man 18 weeks ago

bedlington

They all are based around the word cunt

Useless cunt

Stinking cunt

Wooden heeded cunt

Stupid fat cunt

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like the ones that are just normal words said in that tone of voice.

Spanner. I like that one.

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Doughnut.

Oi you doughnut

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 18 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuckknuckle

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By *a LunaWoman 18 weeks ago

South Wales

Knobhead is my go to.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 18 weeks ago

The Continental

Smeghead

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Doughnut.

Oi you doughnut

"

Yes.

Those ones 💜

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Dimlow

Or

Dimlow chavvy

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By *uffymayfairCouple 18 weeks ago

vera playa, Almeria

Wank turkey or if it's someone small micro twat

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By *agatoXXXMan 18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"What’s your best or favourite insult

I love the word “cockwomble”"

I hate that "word".

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By *londebiguyMan 18 weeks ago

Southport

Knobjockey is pretty good

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 18 weeks ago

Leeds

Wet lettuce

Mrs

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By *londebiguyMan 18 weeks ago

Southport


"Knobhead is my go to.

"

It's mine too

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By *ools and the brainCouple 18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You Egg !

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

'Sissy'... Brings a tear to my eye every time. I try to be macho!

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Wanking dead

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 18 weeks ago

Norwich

I’ve always been partial to “tool”

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By *uriousscouserWoman 18 weeks ago

Wirral

I was recently introduced to the phrase "thick as a boxing day turd".

As insults go, that's a doozy.

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By *elix SightedMan 18 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣"

Spoilsport!

Ok OP, I definitely don’t think you’re a fucking moron (that’s my current go to)

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By *aulmywandMan 18 weeks ago

sidcup

You bell end is one of my favourites

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By *agic johnsonMan 18 weeks ago

morden

Fucking dingleberry

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣

Spoilsport!

Ok OP, I definitely don’t think you’re a fucking moron (that’s my current go to)"

Oh but I can confirm I am 🤪🤪

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends

Your mum.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends

Your nan.

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By *rightonsteveMan 18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends

Eediat

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Dickhead(visual sign) when driving

Prick or dopey twat when they're within earshot,I'm past caring about their reaction at my age

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends

Skull full of worms/ minced meat/ rocks

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton. "

Residing. That is all. Not from here

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends


"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here "

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 18 weeks ago

Manchester

Sausage, empty head, helmet, ballbag.

When we're directing insults toward one another, "you fucking nerd" comes out often (we are both nerds deep down).

Reserved for a certain friend or one particular moaning colleague on special occasions- "Nothing brightens up a room like your absence"

Him

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan 18 weeks ago

Ends


"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton. "

I’ve found Noni Madueke’s Fab account.

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By *ggdrasil66Man 18 weeks ago

Saltdean

Fuckin half head! - Applies to a lot of people I see on the late shift…

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By *uicy 2020Woman 18 weeks ago

London


"Dimlow

Or

Dimlow chavvy"

Ooh, as kids we said Dinlow! Id completely forgotten about that 🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan 18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here "

He said desperately…

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Hubbys is shitcunt

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By *rightonsteveMan 18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve never heard Dimlow before

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 18 weeks ago

Ipswich

Ahhh insults

Fuckwit

Dickhead

Sad

Ballbag

Dimwit

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By *uicy 2020Woman 18 weeks ago

London

I rather like 'you plonker'

One i use in my head is 'wank splat' no idea where it came from 🤣🤣🤣

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here

He said desperately…"

I would not be foolish enough to put down the city I live in or work in…no desperation, just common sense 🤣

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By *electableicecreamMan 18 weeks ago

The West

Gombeen

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 18 weeks ago

Ipswich

Git

Drip

Clueless

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By *orphia2003Woman 18 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Cockwomble is brilliant.

Twat

Tosser

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Plant pot

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By *ambi4uMan 18 weeks ago

Saint Helens

Fuckwit

Nobhead

Are my main two

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By *onjoliveMan 18 weeks ago

bournemouth

Numnuts….but I do like cockwomble

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By *ceKweenWoman 18 weeks ago

Bolton

M-Knob Rash

F- Bint

Amongst friends 😜

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By *elix SightedMan 18 weeks ago

Cloud 8

And a blast from my childhood is “You gormless cunt”. I was a delight.

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By *rdimpsMan 18 weeks ago

Hull

If you get a divorce, will she still be your fucking sister?

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By *rdimpsMan 18 weeks ago

Hull

Swamp donkey

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By *ceKweenWoman 18 weeks ago

Bolton

Favourite that comes out without thinking is Gobshite

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I also like belter

You’re an absolute belter

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By *rdimpsMan 18 weeks ago

Hull

Another one that should have been swallowed.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple 18 weeks ago

Leicester

Twunt

When Cunt or Twat alone will not do!

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Clown 🤡

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By *ornycougaWoman 18 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I love cockwomble too. And fucktard

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Knob-jockey is my favourite

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By *riel13Woman 18 weeks ago

Northampton


"I also like belter

You’re an absolute belter"

That's not an insult tho

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By *mmaleiaWoman 18 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Douche canoe

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 18 weeks ago

Bromley

Hoofwanking fucknugget

Wizard sleeve

Cunt

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By *ilonStitchCouple 18 weeks ago

Staffs

Sausage

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By *riel13Woman 18 weeks ago

Northampton

Prick! Fuck trumpet I quite like too

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By *h86Man 18 weeks ago

Nearby

Cock juggling thundercunt

Fucking Nimrod

Festering Wanksock is a common go to aswell

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By *iking 777Man 18 weeks ago

Thurso

You were a waste of your mothers milk

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 18 weeks ago

Central

I'd not waste my time, unless swearing and educating

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By *hGlobbitsMan 18 weeks ago

Liverpool

As the proud custodian of a three year old, I'm currently training myself on a new collection of child-friendly insults to deploy when getting cut up by white van men and BMW drivers. She's endlessly entertained by this and often invites me to insult her, just so she can laugh at the delivery. "Call me a turnip, Dada. Now call me a spanner". Tiny hilarity ensues

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 18 weeks ago

The Lake District


"Smeghead"

Lol,im off to Youtube now for the Red Dwarf "He's a Smeee Heeea" sketch,so fookin' funny

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By *rsMxCouple 18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fucktard

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By *inkyfun2013Couple 18 weeks ago

lewisham

You big fat, idle ugly wart. You great useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple 18 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

You flibberty giblet…, when trying hard not to swear!

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By *eneralKenobiMan 18 weeks ago

North Angus

Bitchwaffle: self explanatory

Flump: yes the marshmallow

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By *apichulogl1Man 18 weeks ago

Gloucester

Dirty rat

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By *tan300Man 18 weeks ago

portsmouth


"They all are based around the word cunt

Useless cunt

Stinking cunt

Wooden heeded cunt

Stupid fat cunt "

CUNT is the best word in the world.Its my favourite description for someone that I really don’t like.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan 18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Cunt!

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By *rdimpsMan 13 weeks ago

Hull

If you divorce your Mrs, will she still be your sister?

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By *ntraditional_GentMan 13 weeks ago

Leicestershire

I heard someone call their husband (who had saggy jowls) “a f*cling pelican”, and I can’t lie, it’s a moment engrained in to my brain.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Chichester

Retsrd / did they just go full retard.

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By *arvey67Man 13 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Cunt!"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *onnynclaireCouple 13 weeks ago

Reading

Dickhead bruv! (Said like the youth)

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