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By *ib.Man 15 weeks ago
Hampshire |
I have no idea how anyone thinks Daniel Craig is a good actor - never seen anything more wooden in my life.
Other end of the spectrum is Tom Hardy who overplays every role - can hardly understand what he's saying in Peaky Blinders. |
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By *zeroMan 15 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
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Will Smith is pretty appalling- unless he has to play a real person, in which case he can actually switch off his 30 years of just playing the shite prince of bell end in every bloody role 
despite this, he's still better than his wife
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We thought some of the above until we watched [not allowed to use the first word according to fab rules]: The Chloe Ayling Story with Nadia Parkes....if you think some are wooden, she was definitely spoon material and not in the cuddle up in bed way (although she's ok looking - probably one of the reasons why she was cast!) |
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"Tommy Wiseau; If you’ve ever had the privilege of watching, The Room which he also ‘directed’ (and I say the term very loosely(!!!) you’ll doubtless agree with me 😜"
So bad it’s brilliant 
So bad they made a film about how bad it is ..brilliant
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
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And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*. |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*. "
More narcissistic than Trump, in my opinion. |
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"Jeff Goldblum.
Before you tell me I'm a twat, I like him!
But!! You only ever get Jeff Goldblum. He is the exact same in everything he is ever in  "
He's shite, always thought he was shite too, but he seems to worm his way into some major movies like Jurassic park and independence day |
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"I’ll start. Liam Neeson. 1 good film - Michael Collins - superb in that. The rest….
Ahh he was brilliant in Taken ..no ? "
He was amazing in Darkman. And that one with Cher, the lawyer one. You know the one... |
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"Will Smith is pretty appalling- unless he has to play a real person, in which case he can actually switch off his 30 years of just playing the shite prince of bell end in every bloody role
despite this, he's still better than his wife
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I don't know, you have at least I am Legend, The Persuit Of Happiness and Suicide Squad...even in the Fresh Prince of Bellaire I recall a particular scene where he was abandoned by his Father for a 2nd time and he literally had me bawling my eyes out.
I think Will is pretty decent when given the chance. |
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By *abluesbabyMan 15 weeks ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*. "
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though! |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though! "
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented. |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though!
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented. "
When any “man” uses a disciplined martial art to beat a woman. He loses the title of talented. |
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"Here's my list!!
Michael Caine
Sean Connery as he's Scottish in every film even when meant to be Spanish or Russian ..
Ray Winston..
Liam Neeson.. "
I wouldn't mind being a pound behind them at the bank  |
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"Kiera Knightly
Not a good actress but she is absolutely gorgeous "
She is! Mark Kermode used to call her Ikea Knightly due to her being so wooden. If I remember correctly he described one of her performances as “teaky”. |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though!
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented.
When any “man” uses a disciplined martial art to beat a woman. He loses the title of talented. "
If he's guilty of beating up a woman then that's terrible. But still doesn't wipe out decades of dedication and skill. |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though!
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented.
When any “man” uses a disciplined martial art to beat a woman. He loses the title of talented.
If he's guilty of beating up a woman then that's terrible. But still doesn't wipe out decades of dedication and skill."
Seagal has been accused of multiple sexual assaults, r@pe, physical abuse and all manner of things. I couldn't care less about any perceived "skill". |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though!
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented.
When any “man” uses a disciplined martial art to beat a woman. He loses the title of talented.
If he's guilty of beating up a woman then that's terrible. But still doesn't wipe out decades of dedication and skill.
Seagal has been accused of multiple sexual assaults, r@pe, physical abuse and all manner of things. I couldn't care less about any perceived "skill". "
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
Once booked Seagal to play a gig as, despite his questionable acting and other talents, he is actually a damn fine guitarist. That is a fact.
However, we started to have misgivings when his agent sent us a letter saying that if we introduce Mr Seagal to anyone the we MUST say he is "Steven Seagal- Musician, Actor and Philosopher"
Hmmm....
The gig was fine though!
Knock his acting...fair enough.maybe you don't like action movies ?
His musicianship?
I'll take the opinion of people who've heard him like the above.
But don't knock his experience in martial arts.sure , now he's old and fat he's nothing special. Although most people would be crying for their mummy if they messed with him.
But in his youth he was extremely talented.
When any “man” uses a disciplined martial art to beat a woman. He loses the title of talented.
If he's guilty of beating up a woman then that's terrible. But still doesn't wipe out decades of dedication and skill.
Seagal has been accused of multiple sexual assaults, r@pe, physical abuse and all manner of things. I couldn't care less about any perceived "skill". "
Has he been found guilty of any of them.? |
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"Steven Seagal, he plays the same person in every role. No range and definitely no acting talent.
Also he’s a prick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And a bad musician. He once released a dancehall song where he sings in a Jamaican accent about "wanting the poonani"
No beginning to his talents.
And he's recently defected to become Vladimir Putin's court jester, which is just *weird*.
More narcissistic than Trump, in my opinion. "
I concede. Segal for sure is even worse than Goldblum. Good shout. |
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. I’ve already said to much, waterworld was ok to me that is lol
he's very versatile, from an old git in porridge, to del boy, darling buds of may, inspector frost, and of course open all hours Granville.
