Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
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"Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
Have any other forum gents had this sort of blatant flirting … share your stories!!! "
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"Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
Have any other forum gents had this sort of blatant flirting … share your stories!!!
We need the rest of your story first…"
Had a quick chat outside… swapped numbers… to be continued I guess… or she was out of her mind on Crack? |
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"Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
Have any other forum gents had this sort of blatant flirting … share your stories!!!
We need the rest of your story first…
Had a quick chat outside… swapped numbers… to be continued I guess… or she was out of her mind on Crack? "
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Okay, I’m ready for THIS one 🍿"
I’ll go first… 5pm |
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?"
Anytime between 4 and 7. After that it's supper
Breakfast, dinner, tea, supper. Easy really |
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Anytime between 4 and 7. After that it's supper
Breakfast, dinner, tea, supper. Easy really "
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Anytime between 4 and 7. After that it's supper
Breakfast, dinner, tea, supper. Easy really "
Incorrect
It's
Breakfast
Brunch
Snacks
Lunch
Snacks
Dinner
Tea
Bedtime Snacks |
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"Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
Have any other forum gents had this sort of blatant flirting … share your stories!!! "
"I might just stand here and sniff you"
😂😂
But honestly if a guy said that to me I'd be legging it out of there.
Yesterday I was flirted with ineptly when a man told me I reminded him of Posh Spice which he obviously thought was a compliment 😬 |
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"Ive just been flirted with at the petrol station in Southport… blatant she was.. the other side of the pump and says ‘ I like your shoes!’ Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime….
But to add to it I was also in the queue behind her in the kiosk to pay and she says…. ‘ oooh I like your aftershave… I might just stand here and sniff you!!’ - then giggled - To me that’s as good as saying ‘ I want shagging over these boxes of Wotsits!!’
Have any other forum gents had this sort of blatant flirting … share your stories!!!
"I might just stand here and sniff you"
😂😂
But honestly if a guy said that to me I'd be legging it out of there.
Yesterday I was flirted with ineptly when a man told me I reminded him of Posh Spice which he obviously thought was a compliment 😬"
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Okay, I’m ready for THIS one 🍿
I’ll go first… 5pm"
Nahhhhhh, way too early. 7pm typically in our house. |
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Okay, I’m ready for THIS one 🍿
I’ll go first… 5pm
Nahhhhhh, way too early. 7pm typically in our house. "
Tad continental. Depends when kids get in. Early tea, early bath. In front o'telly wat hing Crossroads at 6.30 |
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By *agatoXXXMan 16 weeks ago
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Anytime between 4 and 7. After that it's supper
Breakfast, dinner, tea, supper. Easy really "
What about 2nd breakfast? |
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"...Now we all know that means I want you hanging out the back of me before teatime…
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Teatime. I find this term quite endearing. What time is teatime up north?
Anytime between 4 and 7. After that it's supper
Breakfast, dinner, tea, supper. Easy really
What about 2nd breakfast?"
Known as a McDonald's |
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*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky…..  Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. … |
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"*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …"
See I always knew petrol stations were the place to find love.
That's what I was trying to explain to the policeman in the toilet area of one at 3am last night |
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle? "
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional |
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"*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …
See I always knew petrol stations were the place to find love.
That's what I was trying to explain to the policeman in the toilet area of one at 3am last night"
Dressed as a petrol pump withyour knob out and ‘pump by hand!’ On a little sign?? |
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional "
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump |
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"A woman looked at me the other day on the train.
Clearly she yearned for my sacred penis inside her 😜"
A chance missed…..next time - seize the day - slap your old lad on the table and ask her if this was what she was looking for??? No jury would stand in the way of true love!!! |
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump "
You got the important stuff then!! |
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"*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …"
Nice one Todg! Pleased for you but, more importantly, has she got any hot sisters/cousins/friends that live dahn saff? If so can I have one? |
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"*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …
Nice one Todg! Pleased for you but, more importantly, has she got any hot sisters/cousins/friends that live dahn saff? If so can I have one?"
I shall ask and pimp you out |
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"*** Update *****
Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …"
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Did you take her out for a drink during 'tea time'? 😉 |
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Have chatted…. Been for a drink…. Chatted some more… regular texting has been established…. There has been some unprotected hand holding… i know it’s risky….. Funny how life drops people on you when you’re filling your car up. …
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Did you take her out for a drink during 'tea time'? 😉"
I did indeed my fine gentle friend!!
With the thought of - if its a bust not all the night is gone and if it’s good we have plenty of time. It was good and we didn’t have enough time. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 15 weeks ago
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump "
There's your new username, Todger. |
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump
There's your new username, Todger."
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump
There's your new username, Todger."
That or Vin Diesel. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 15 weeks ago
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"Did she stroke the pump suggestively?
Or Vaseline the nozzle?
The full unedited story is in this thread.. a story of the triumph of true love over the Diesel pump…. Bring kleenex.. not that you should wank while reading it.. I meant because it’s emotional
I scan read that and all I got was true love pump
There's your new username, Todger.
That or Vin Diesel."
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