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What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?
So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening |
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"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?
So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "
*Crosses legs in discomfort 😱😵💫
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"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?
So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "
Why would any one do that? Unless they're into S&M. Ok that's what I'm going to assume and not that he thought he needed to prove his girth and was stupid enough to do it? The balls are in danger from the snap back as well!!  |
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An 83-year-old Mae West chasing guys over a 3rd of her age in the film Sextette.
Not content with Timothy Dalton, Ringo Starr, Tony Curtis and Keith Moon, she sets her sights on Alice Cooper.
Between takes, she even offered Cooper the opportunity to "come up and see me sometime..." for real!
Cooper's blood apparently ran cold at the suggestion...  |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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FFS start again.
It WASN'T recently, but I still have vivid memories of seeing pictures on here that
a) involved stinging nettles internally inserted
b) spiky glove internally in someone.
Haunts me to this day!
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"An 83-year-old Mae West chasing guys over a 3rd of her age in the film Sextette.
Not content with Timothy Dalton, Ringo Starr, Tony Curtis and Keith Moon, she sets her sights on Alice Cooper.
Between takes, she even offered Cooper the opportunity to "come up and see me sometime..." for real!
Cooper's blood apparently ran cold at the suggestion... "
I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!
Ruby |
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By *zeroMan 6 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him
Someone's not seen 1 Guy, 1 Jar..."
That, LemonParty, Ogrish, 2 girls 1 cup.
Early 00s Internet was bogging at times.
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"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him
Someone's not seen 1 Guy, 1 Jar...
That, LemonParty, Ogrish, 2 girls 1 cup.
Early 00s Internet was bogging at times."
It was a time where it was new and people needed to realise that just because they could, doesn't mean they should! |
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When Trump talks his neck skin looks like a quivering vagina. Once you see it, you can't unsee it, and you will wish you could. I've pointed it out to several people, who all now hate me for it. And now I'm sharing it with all of you.
Occasionally, flipping through pictures on fab, I get flashbacks.
(I can't wait for the day that man isn't in the news anymore) |
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"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?
So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening "
Every single 'Men on all fours, with their arse spread eagled showing their bum hole from behind' picture on our newsfeed. |
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"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?
So today we saw a cock pic with a measuring tape. Doesn’t sound too bad, but the measuring tape was wrapped around the base of the cock - and it was a DIY self retracting metal one! The thought of the catch slipping and those metal edges flicking round was frightening
Every single 'Men on all fours, with their arse spread eagled showing their bum hole from behind' picture on our newsfeed."
2nd this ….. but at least it reminds me to park my bike 🚲 |
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"I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!
Ruby"
Funniest of all is that her memory was going. Not amusing on its own, but she had her lines fed to her by a radio-earpiece hidden under her wig. With this being fairly new technology back in 1977, it was fraught with problems, specifically the receiver drifting into other frequencies.
This meant that it picked up police band, local radio stations and the like. The director later said that the funniest incident was when West was unaware she was receiving a live traffic report from the local news station, as she unwittingly trilled:
"The traffic on Sunset is backed up to La Brea..." |
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"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him
Apologies it was a can of cola"
He didn't need a drink?
On a side note, cola is reputed to have amazing cleaning properties. Perhaps he was testing getting the benefits of a coffee enema, coupled with an incredible sparkling clean interior PLUS the dildo sensation, before patenting the idea and then show Deborah Meaden on Dragons Den? |
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"A guy inserting a can of all the way in and pushing back out, each to their own but I was worried for him
Apologies it was a can of cola
He didn't need a drink?
On a side note, cola is reputed to have amazing cleaning properties. Perhaps he was testing getting the benefits of a coffee enema, coupled with an incredible sparkling clean interior PLUS the dildo sensation, before patenting the idea and then show Deborah Meaden on Dragons Den?"
Just imagine the actual damage to the anus! Has my old dad use to say, it’ll catch up on you.. |
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I wish I had never played that profile video. A close-up of a woman in a bath pressing a dispenser plastic bottle inserted in her vagina to pump out cum. I need a new pair of eyes The best part was the verification stressing her elegance. I'm not a judgemental person, much less being on Fab, but that was funny. |
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By *tan300Man 6 weeks ago
portsmouth |
I was a RM for 11 years I’ve seen some things that I wish that I hadn’t but 2 weeks ago I was walking home from the co-op it was dark an a couple of junkies 2 women stopped me an asked for some spare change couple of fags which I gave a 5’er and the rest of my tobacco because I’ve been there too and it’s not nice so as a joke I said what do I get then so this particular one lifted up her dress and flashed me the hairiest pussy I’d ever seen and one saggy tit that was almost touching her bush I don’t know where the other tit was I didn’t stop to ask it probably don’t sound to bad but all that combined with her dirty bony body the image has popped into my head everyday since |
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I received an unsolicited video from a platonic male friend..
It was of him wanking with a piece of ham wrapped around his cock, with a plastic bag wrapped around ham. He also had a hair scrunchie on his testicles . It was accompanied by appropriate wanking noises too ..
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"What have you seen recently that you wish you hadn’t?"
1. Yet another 'genuine' profile that used photos pinched from another site. This time Instagram 
2. Yes the usual plethora of unpleasant photos of male and female parts that are world's away from pleasant or enticing
3. Message from a 'genuine couple' including the exact same photos they'd sent a two years ago. Yes no verifications at all in that time and 'he' got shirty and blocked us for asking for proof they were actually genuine and wanted to meet.
4. Guy adding a cock pic with a 'small' aerosol at the size for good measure lol.
5. An 'extremely large' lady, each to their own !
6. A masculine and hairy guy bent over wearing ladies underwear, sorry not for us 
7. Yet another cock pick taken over a toilet, at least this one was clean 
8. Photo of a guy putting something into his cock that looked like a drill ??
9. Yet another unread message in our outbox to a 'genuine' couple who claimed great interest yet ignore our messages even tho frequently logging in. |
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"I had to look this up. Her face doesn't even move!
Ruby
Funniest of all is that her memory was going. Not amusing on its own, but she had her lines fed to her by a radio-earpiece hidden under her wig. With this being fairly new technology back in 1977, it was fraught with problems, specifically the receiver drifting into other frequencies.
This meant that it picked up police band, local radio stations and the like. The director later said that the funniest incident was when West was unaware she was receiving a live traffic report from the local news station, as she unwittingly trilled:
"The traffic on Sunset is backed up to La Brea..." "
I love how she always appeared to be doing a little jig when she spoke |
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