In your best nigella voice let’s have your best soft food porn description of a meal that has you drooling
Or just the meal without the sexy description
Show me a perfect Burger and I’ve died and gone to heaven
it’s a juicy, meaty, greasily satisfying, sticky finger making, cheese oozing beauty, sandwiched between two pert toasted buns |
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"I’m having a long, hard, French stick. Filled with salty, and crispy meat. Utterly divine smoked bacon, succulent and juicy, fat sausage. Creamy, tangy, gooey cheese. "
I like it great description |
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Nigella: “Now here is something hot and seductive that your tongue just BEGS to savour…sweet tasting and hot…mmmm…it’s tempting to slide your finger in the hole in the middle but just open your mouth and dabble your tongue instead, you can finish it off with your fingers later”
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Nigella: “on a cold day, what could be better than sliding something warm into your mouth? You can handle this quite happily and, believe me, it can take some hard massaging. Get those manicured hands right in and knead it. You’ll notice it will change shape and when you’re happy with it, it’s ready. Heat it up and it’s ready for a roll. A little homemade sauce and it’s all yours…slide it in and give it a gentle nibble”
(Sausage in a bread roll) |
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Nigella says: you can tell when it’s nearly ready as it changes colour, when one side is hot, give it a toss - use a jerking wrist action and then it’s almost ready….serve with a sprinkling of sugar on the end and add your own juice if you like. I like at least three but you can have as many as you can take”
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"In your best nigella voice let’s have your best soft food porn description of a meal that has you drooling
Or just the meal without the sexy description
Show me a perfect Burger and I’ve died and gone to heaven
it’s a juicy, meaty, greasily satisfying, sticky finger making, cheese oozing beauty, sandwiched between two pert toasted buns"
Are you describing a burger, or anal sex?🍔 |
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"Personally this does it for me 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPDWLpurv0&pp=ygUaZmFzdCBzaG93IG5vcnRoZXJuIG5pZ2VsbGE%3D"
Sigh.
/unzips
Haha, love me some cheesy peas. The variations of that sketch are legendary. 😂 |
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"Personally this does it for me 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPDWLpurv0&pp=ygUaZmFzdCBzaG93IG5vcnRoZXJuIG5pZ2VsbGE%3D
Sigh.
/unzips
Haha, love me some cheesy peas. The variations of that sketch are legendary. 😂"
It was the original series with the ‘chocolate cheesy peas, now avaliable in strawberry flavour’ that always cracked me right up! |
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