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"For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.
Tickets to see, only £3.71 hey, is it damp or dripping? "
Dripping, which is the way its best served. |
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"Send us a pic. 
Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,
you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith.
I thought your punchline was going to be
“Nailed”
🤣🤣"
 I‘ve already been in trouble for making jokes about Jesus and the nails. |
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"For all those wanting a pic………there’s an amazing likeness of it, formed from a water stain on my ceiling.
Tickets to see, only £3.71 hey, is it damp or dripping?
Dripping, which is the way its best served."
Gor Blimey!! That is remarkable! Try pushing the plaster aside slightly and the shadows will create an illusion of depth. I need a stepladder!  |
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"Send us a pic.
Granny’s vulva is like Jesus,
you don’t have to see it to believe it, you just need to have faith.
I thought your punchline was going to be
“Nailed”
🤣🤣"
Bad enough nailing jesus, who would dare to nail Granny?  |
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"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!
Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?"
I've been known to ask "What's a vulva like you doing in a volvo like that?" ..even if they aren't driving a Volvo.
It's more to do with how they were driving than what! |
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"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!
Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?
I've been known to ask "What's a vulva like you doing in a volvo like that?" ..even if they aren't driving a Volvo.
It's more to do with how they were driving than what!"
I should have added that nowadays there is a vast range of cars intended for the vulval driving market. |
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"I knew someone who always pronounced Volvo as vulva. The times she was overtaken by a 'madman in a vulva'!
Anyway I'm sure yours is very nice granny, is it regularly serviced?"
It is hacktually ....... and funnily enough more often than when I was married with kids  |
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Vulva are as wonderful in the variety as cars are in their variety. Driving various models have different experiences.
Small and compact or large and proud vulva and then add the designs of clitoris from the shy to the bold and a bushy jungle to a shaved vagazil.
I am getting a semi typing…
And then there is the bouquet, the organoleptic enjoyments…. Like a sexual Heston Blumenthal!
Right, I need a tissue!
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