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Anyone like smegma
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You know, I'm the kind of guy who doesn't use incognito when watching porn. I even bookmark that shit.
Because of, reasons (let's say I'm in a trade vaguely tangent to forensics), occasionally I have to google stuff like "how long does a corpse take to fully decompose in brackish water?". Still no incognito.
I never clear my browsing history.
UNTIL NOW. All because I googled "smegma" and now I feel soiled. |
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"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?
An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell."
Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢 |
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"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?
An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell.
Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢"
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"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?
An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell."
Can’t lie I didn’t have a clue what it was either, who likes this and why? |
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"Young, naive me is afraid to ask. What is this Smegma you speak of?
An accumulation of helm cheese and other stagnant peen secretions, nestling handily under the bell.
Christ and just as I was going to have some yogurt🤢🤮🤢
Haha "
I knew there was I reason I have an aversion to cottage cheese 🤣 |
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"Now come on guys, he said to DM him but we don't know what it could be about. It could all be perfectly innocent with a reasonable and logical explanation..."
That’s why the thread is so quiet.
All the hotties are blowing up his inbox. |
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"Now come on guys, he said to DM him but we don't know what it could be about. It could all be perfectly innocent with a reasonable and logical explanation...
That’s why the thread is so quiet.
All the hotties are blowing up his inbox. "
They'll be blowing more than his inbox if he gets his way! |
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"If you have an abundance of smegma I suggest scooping it into a jar and decorated with a pretty label and ribbon would make wonderful Christmas presents for those people you don't really like "
You could stick a wick in it and tell the punters it’s essence of Holy Ghost. |
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Sorry for judging but eww
