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A pain you can't explain until you have truly endured it
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Oh and a dry socket following a bodged tooth extraction.
And the time I managed to get my cock entangled in the metal zip on my jeans. Like zipped up past it, skin trapped in the teeth.
Nowhere near as painful as the others, though. |
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The whole of the bottom of my feet being blistered was bad enough. Then having hydrogen peroxide poured on them prior to tinc benz was the most excruciating pain I have ever been in. When the nurse gave me a bit to put between my teeth, I knew it was going to be bad. |
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I tore a muscle very badly in my lower back at Christmas Eve and had to go to A&E.
Was paralysed for about 30 mins and cried from the pain. First time pain has ever made me cry as an adult. 😬
Worst I've ever felt and I've done some dumb shit when I was younger lol. Still isn't quite right, even months later. |
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By *jk1978Couple 6 hours ago
Cheshire |
Crushing big toe while waring slippers on concrete base panel for fence thought would put one in to see how it looked ended up pushing it downward about a meter on to toe in slippers when doctors stopped laughing when asked how I done it they said it was crushed broken split and needed operation  |
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Accidentally putting vape juice in your eye instead of hay-fever drops.
Someone putting their fingers inside you after chopping chillis and forgetting to wash their hands.
Childbirth, obvs.
Tooth abscess
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Shingles.
Herniated disc.
Torn labrum in shoulder causing constant dislocations.
Being beaten almost to death with a baseball bat( yep it's happened to me) one of the blows broke my elbow hitting me on the " funny bone" we've all hit our funny bone yes, it hurts like a bastard yes?
Now imagine that but with a baseball bat.
Infected ingrown toenail.
Numerous cuts as a result of being in the building trade. |
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Dental abscess, sciatica, putting your kneecap on the opposite side of your leg to where it belongs. The snapping/ripping noise is one I'll never forget. Still not right 20 years later
Childbirth hurts like a bastard but those are worse |
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"Losing an accumulator in the 96th minute.
I’ve suffered that one.
In the time before cash outs, it was an 8 folds that was gonna be paying me £65k+"
Ouch. My worst was only a couple of grand. I thought all the matches had finished and d*unkenly offered to buy half the bar a pint 🤦🏽♂️ |
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Childbirth
Gallstones
Having your first poo after childbirth
I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating
Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions |
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"Childbirth
Gallstones
Having your first poo after childbirth
I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating
Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions "
Calf cramp eeekkkk |
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By *rAitchMan 3 hours ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Getting run over at work by a 6-ton forklift truck and my steel toe cap crushing my foot under the weight smarted somewhat. That was almost 25 years ago and still get pains in my foot. |
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"Sciatic nerve impingement
Neuropathy
Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived. "
I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months |
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"Sciatic nerve impingement
Neuropathy
Both far worse than childbirth for me. That smarted somewhat, but it was short lived.
I'll go with sciatic nerve, couldn't walk without excruciating pain for months"
I still can't walk over 7yrs later 😂
It's not the only reason but was a massive contribution to it. I was pregnant at the time of the disc going out sideways and squishing the nerve root. But did they believe me?! Nope. Not a sausage of pain relief allowed either (3rd trimester) so I had to just endure. |
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Broke my tib and fib in 3 places in a bike accident now that didn't really hurt and was just throbbing a bit, it hurt a bit when paramedics cut and pulled my boot and leathers off but when at the hospital after x-ray and they pulled it straight prior to putting backslab on it now that was absolutely excruciating and I screamed like a baby |
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"Childbirth
Gallstones
Having your first poo after childbirth
I honestly can't separate them - all were beyond excruciating
Leg cramps in the middle of the night come a close second...I've almost pass-ed out with the pain on several occasions
Calf cramp eeekkkk"
Difene spray is the job for calf cramps or restless legs |
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By *cflirtyMan 2 hours ago
hants/ w sussex border |
"Physical pain?
Kidney stones (and matching infection), shockwave lithotripsy to smash them, leading to renal colic again.
Also - cluster migraines, trapped sacral nerve. "
Oh god cluster migraines  |
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Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).
The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe! |
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"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).
The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"
I fell onto my sacrum when I was a child - on marble stairs in Blackpool Tower. I genuinely believe I caused myself lasting damage but the grown ups just picked me up and told me to stop complaining |
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"Crashing on to the ground on your tailbone (did it a couple of times as a kid when i was young and stupid).
The pain sort of shoots up your spine then just explodes through your whole body- could barely even breathe!"
Yes!
This was definitely more painful than childbirth. |
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"Being kicked in the bollocks or slamming them into the crossbar of a bike when you were younger "
I once saw someone trying to hang a net on some goal posts by going commando style under the crossbar. He somehow hooked his ball sack on the net hooks, screamed with pain once as it hooked him and then a long one as he lost his grip trying to get free, swung halfway down by his taters then finally fell to the floor as it popped out or his scrotum ripped...not quite sure which as everyone watching kind of closed their eyes and winced in sympathy at that point.
I'd never actually seen anyones face turn green before |
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Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!
I definitely listened to that advice! |
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"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫
The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery) 
Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣"
Ooft. That's weird. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 57 minutes ago
North Haverbrook |
"Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!
I definitely listened to that advice!"
Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour? |
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By *ellroseWoman 56 minutes ago
Solihull |
"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫
The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)
Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣
Ooft. That's weird."
Noooooo, I assist with similar things in my job 🤣 |
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By *ornycougaWoman 49 minutes ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Dislocated shoulder
Major vag chafing after cycling 40km in 45 degree heat on a bike that is far too big for you
Doing the Tour of Mont Blanc whilst crippled with Norovirus and holding everything in at both ends for 17km
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"Not painful but trying too hard (literally!) to deep throat my fb and bending my cock…. when I pulled out there was blood coming out of the tip of it, dripping onto the pillow. A slightly concerned doctor told me that it was probably not serious (just a flesh wound!?!) and advised me that I should avoid strenuous activity for a few days!
I definitely listened to that advice!
Was this "slightly concerned doctor" wearing a suit of black armour?"
No just a slightly amused expression 😂 |
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"Ruptured ovarian cyst."
I was going to say that , I had two in the 80’s and the pain doubles you up, ended up in hospital both times.
Also fitting a coil was pretty bad .
Tooth abcess’s and two rounds of antibiotics 
Injection in the sole of foot to remove glass
Not looking forward to potential knee op if that is painful .  |
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"Carpal Tunnel surgery….. that feckin local anaethestic 😫😫
The one in the palm was a bit sting-y, yes. I enjoyed watching it though (the surgery)
Stingy weren’t the word 🤣I also watched mine 🤣🤣
Ooft. That's weird."
Nahhhhhh, not weird. It's very interesting to see the inside of your hand/wrist. |
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By *ermite12ukMan 22 minutes ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Accidently grinding a lump of skin off a finger while slipping, grinding a turning tool.
First nothing. No pain nothing. Then the blood starts to flow in little specks/dots. Then the pain.
Also, a grumbling appendix wasn't fun either. |
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