Ow do once again good folks 👍🏻
Cupid here once more and as you all know by now, it’s my job to match you all up for sexual liaisons 🍆💦🛟🥚🥯
Right; We all know that cake equates to guaranteed sex on here, yes?
With the above incontrovertible science in mind therefore and to procure thy selves the sex stuff, simply say that you’re in before listing here the best homemade cake that you can genuinely create (a graphic and tantalising description of said cake may prove further advantageous….)
Now peruse everyone else’s offerings….
See a cake description that is causing you to salivate like one of Pavlov’s dogs? Well hey bloody presto! Simply hit reply to the author on this thread and state, ‘I WANT YOUR CAKE!’
Next….well, arrange to have sex with the person I suppose (after you’ve eaten their cake of course)
Good luck my fine people and as always, may thy loins be blessed in this most righteous of endeavours 👍🏻👍🏻 |
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That special “pedigree chum” cake that they always made on Blue Peter when it was the dogs’ birthday.
I don’t want anyone to pick my cake. I don’t want any sex right now please.
I’d love a cuppa & a slice of lemon drizzle though, if anyone is offering? |
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The only baking I can do is millionaire's shortbread.
And I'm an absolute chaos witch who is incapable of following an actual recipe, so sometimes it's also full of marshmallows or oranges or chillies and will have so many extra flavours and flairs that always make people wrinkle their noses at the description but is almost always received well.
Probably more because there's a whole kilo of butter in there and I make fucking perfect caramel from scratch.
However, if I could make carrot cake like Beef does I'd be much happier with my kitchen skills 💜 |
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"Rum cake with plenty of rum
Simple and to the point
😎
Someone is trying to lure Raven in 💜"
😎😎😎😎😎😎
I have fruit that has been soaking in rum for years
Been saying this is the year I make my cake for the last 4 years
If you ask nicely, this might be the year I whip up a couple 😉 |
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I make a banging dark chocolate brownie. Moist. Darker than Batman. Silky smooth.
It's like having unicorns make love to your tongue and cover your palate in rainbow glittery unicorn-cum.
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"I make corking gingerbread men with icing on. I can even fashion a proportionate gingerbread penis if you like. But you have to nosh us both.
Sold.
(Subject to icing contents)"
Splendid! Icing can be whatever you like but maybe we could dip them in your perfect caramel instead 🤤 |
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