I’d sit on my sofa for a moment to contemplate my options, then:
I’d get distracted by repeats of family guy while scrolling through threads on the lounge.
I’d roll my eyes as I watched an argument develop about whether it really is doomsday.
I’d have the flash idea of setting up a meet for my final ever shag.
Stare at my phone waiting for the message that never comes.
Realise I’m peckish so pop out for lunch.
Tut about all the traffic on the roads and go back home.
Decide I absolutely must get out and do something worthwhile so spend some time on the internet looking for inspiration.
Get distracted by an old episode of grand designs.
Realise it’s a grand designs day on More4 so get drawn in and watch a few.
Realise it’s dark outside and I’m hungry.
Go out for a takeaway and get angry with all the traffic and that nowhere is open.
Go to the kebab van.
Watch a film that’s a bit crap but is the only thing on.
Fall asleep on the sofa.
Wake up.
Forget what’s going on and go to bed.
Never wake up. |
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Depends. Am I popping my clogs or is the world ending?
Actually it doesn't change much. Either way, I'd have a wank, probably eat every scrap of chocolate and drink every bit of booze in the flat.
If I'm popping my clogs but the world carries on I'd wipe my computer and phone history and bin my sex toys. Wouldn't bother if it was an apocalyptic situation. |
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If it was just me dying I’d leave a cryptic note implying Edward from 76 had something to do with it. They’ll teach him to annoy me in aisle 4 of the coop, next to the cereal, just past the jams and spreads. |
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"If it was just me dying I’d leave a cryptic note implying Edward from 76 had something to do with it. They’ll teach him to annoy me in aisle 4 of the coop, next to the cereal, just past the jams and spreads. "
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Hmm, I don't know actually. I have ideas. Whether or not I could get around to doing some of them in 24 hours, is another thing.
Probably just end up getting absolutely wasted somehow, passing out and missing the whole event. 😆 |
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"Read the forum and post pictures from some new angles of my beautiful penis.
Obvs
Can't you just do that anyway, please?! 🍆"
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"Read the forum and post pictures from some new angles of my beautiful penis.
Obvs
Can't you just do that anyway, please?! 🍆"
I’ve been thinking about doing an undercarriage series.
Various stages of arousal from underneath.
So when you scroll it’s a bit like one of those old school flick page books.
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