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Sunday Service - confess your sins here
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Good morning congregation welcome to the Sunday service. Come and confess your sins from the week / weekend and ye shall be forgiven so you can start the week clensed and sin free..... before you do it all again.
Who's first?
While we wait for our first sinner we shall sing 'come by ah' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NO I didn't do anything worthy of a confession
I did spend time having impure thoughts about a couple of men off here - put that in and see if that can be forgiven ( only I don't really want it to be forgiven )  |
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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago
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I'm not sure my sin can be forgiven but here goes.....I've not had a meet for a week 
Chose to visit my inlaws for the weekend instead of going to a club 
Can I be forgiven? I promise I won't neglect my swinging duties again, honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping! "
Baaaaad Mummy...!!!!
On your knees this instant.... 
Oh... And whilst you're down there.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure my sin can be forgiven but here goes.....I've not had a meet for a week
Chose to visit my inlaws for the weekend instead of going to a club
Can I be forgiven? I promise I won't neglect my swinging duties again, honest "
I'm looking forward to your penance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me "
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round! |
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round! "
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave. |
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"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!
Lol I stole my sons haribo last night when he was in bed, cola bottles FTW."
Omg can't have tangy ones in the house id eat them all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round! "
Don't forget to sharpen and lick that pencil!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stole some of my lads chocolate last night while he was sleeping!
Lol I stole my sons haribo last night when he was in bed, cola bottles FTW.
Omg can't have tangy ones in the house id eat them all "
Yumyums! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave."
But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question! |
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.
But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question! "
When asked to perform an act that was to disgusting to describe in a family publication of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.
But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question! "
After our research I hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a Chinese take away and Chocolate Cake with Whipped Cream last night 
So bad after two weeks on Weight Watches and not eating after 8pm "
Don't be silly, if you can stick to it for two weeks, you deserve a treat.
I had to diet once due to back injury which caused depression which caused me to comfort eat, I didn't even see the weight gain until I was walking along and realised my fat thighs where rubbing together and causing friction burns. I started a diet but would allow myself one naught treat a week if I had no slip ups. Gave me something to lol forward and the hard work made it taste oh so much better.
Slip up, don't worry about it just get back on top of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sat on sofa this morning while hubby's friend was here in my nightshirt with legs very slightly apart but enough for him to see Feel bad now as his married.But in my defence he was looking up there thinking me or hubby didn't notice but i did so was innocently making it easier for him to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.
But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question!
After our research I hope "
Oh yes. I will very in depth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am an undercover reporter for a national newspaper doing research on the perverted world of swinging
You want to do some research with me
I'll grab my notepad and camera and be right round!
But in true journalistic tradition, you will have to make your excuses and leave.
But of course, I am a professional. At what point I leave is a different question!
After our research I hope
Oh yes. I will very in depth! "
Like it in depth |
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"It's clear the OP is a newbie - he hasn't once returned to absolve any of you of your sins."
Ye of little faith my child... I would never leave my congregation in their hour of darkness and need.
I am pleased you have all got your multitude of sins off of your chest. I hereby grant you all forgivness. You may all start you week sin free. I look forward to seeing you here next Sunday 
God bless you all x
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