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By *ANNY SLURPER OP   Man 2 days ago

Consett

Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?

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By *929Man 2 days ago

newcastle

What the fuck?

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By *r John WickMan 2 days ago

The Continental

It’s not for me. But hey, if it flicks your switch. Have at it.

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By *idnightMuseWoman 2 days ago

Dreamville

Damn I thought this was gonna be about smelling cars. Disappointed.

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By *rSuave88Man 2 days ago

Mirfield

You must have some snout on you!

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By *moothdickMan 2 days ago

stoke

U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on

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By *lue RascalMan 2 days ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Kills a bit of time doesn’t it.

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW

Sniff Sniff

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW


"You must have some snout on you!"

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By *r John WickMan 2 days ago

The Continental


"U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on "

Diesel and ginsters farts

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By *amantha_JadeWoman 2 days ago

Newcastle


"You must have some snout on you!"

Snout

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By *asterfulsoulMan 2 days ago

that nightmare you wank to


"Damn I thought this was gonna be about smelling cars. Disappointed. "

Not convinced that's better. You know what they say: sniffing leads to fucking.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Enjoy there you enjoy

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By *moothdickMan 2 days ago

stoke


"U wouldn’t sniff some of the wagon seats I have to sit on

Diesel and ginsters farts"

Bang on and stale arse rez

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By *oeBeansMan 2 days ago

Derby

But... Why?

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By *atyric0nMan 2 days ago

Ipswich

What a thread! I better get my popcorn out.

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW


"What a thread! I better get my popcorn out."

Just DONT take a seat lol

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 2 days ago

The beautiful Lake District

Perhaps makers of Little Tree air freshners are missing a trick with a 'new' scent 🪑🌲

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By *elix SightedMan 2 days ago

Cloud 8


"Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?"

OP I’ve just had a few goes in the pub and got thrown out.

Am I supposed to wait until they’ve got up?

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By *idnightMuseWoman 2 days ago

Dreamville


"Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?"

OK but can we talk about how wild "in search of the scent of sex" is? Anyone remember that Perfume movie? 👀

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By *ensuallover1000Man 2 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The smell of arse is a more likely scent than that of sex I would wager.

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By *og-ManMan 2 days ago

somewhere

Are you the guy from The Sunday Sport headlines over the years

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By *hil most chillMan 2 days ago

London & Europe

And the Creepiest Thread of The Day award goes to...

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW

Im cancelling my Gym spin cycle membership,my Cineworld membership lol

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By *eroLondonMan 2 days ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW


"Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤"

Oh no he's not tri-sexual too is he lol.

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By *elix SightedMan 2 days ago

Cloud 8


"Dear OP, do you know there are nine million bicycles in Beijing? That's a fact, and also a lot of saddles to sniff. 🫤"

I’ll just stick with sniffing Katie Melua.

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By *ad NannaWoman 2 days ago

East London

I think you may be on your own with this one.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 2 days ago

Around the Midlands

Is it Fanny Slurper or Funny Sniffer??? 🤔

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 2 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a FORUM INSURANCE claim form

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By *ools and the brainCouple 2 days ago

couple, us we him her.

As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

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By *mf123Man 2 days ago

with one foot out the door

Why am i getting flashbacks of 101 dalmations sniffer dog

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By *tinkfist-Man 2 days ago

GLASGOW


"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

"

More like the lack of consent if you like..only my opinion though

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By *ools and the brainCouple 2 days ago

couple, us we him her.


"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

More like the lack of consent if you like..only my opinion though "

Yeah that's a good point.

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By *mf123Man 2 days ago

with one foot out the door


"As gross as I think it is, would you all be taking the piss if a female lady woman had started a similar thread?

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

Is it because it's a man?

"

yes i take the piss out of the titted and none titted alike

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 2 days ago

Warwick and Coventry


"

And where's the anti kink shaming brigade who usually cry foul at every opportunity?

"

Busy smelling seats 🤣🤣

Mr

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 2 days ago

near Putney Heath


"Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?"

You are scaring Gen Z now...

I on the other hand still remember Eurotrash and I think this probably belongs on a fetish and Kink website...

Not all swingers are into kink, fetish and naturism and vice verse.

I'm off to check out my own version of Eurotrash provided I can get on the bloody Thameslink to Luton tonight.

I'm thinking I'm too old for these late-night escapes...

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By *Silver-Man 2 days ago

Mold

Whatever floats ya boat...go for it.

Move to the Dam, you'll knock yourself out there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 days ago

Central

I'm sure it's likely a primal drive to want to smell potential partners but I prefer to just smell their body, not a bike seat, etc that they may have sat on if it works for you, enjoy it.

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By *ornucopiaMan 2 days ago

Bexley

These fetishists know no limits.

They will be sniffing for traces of exotic cooking next!

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple 2 days ago

Corby

Honestly, the police should probably search your devices...

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By *Silver-Man 2 days ago

Mold


"Honestly, the police should probably search your devices..."

He probably is the police😂

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple 2 days ago

Corby


"Honestly, the police should probably search your devices...

He probably is the police😂"

😂 so true

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By *icolerobbieCouple 1 day ago

walsall

It was the fart sniffers that made me laugh the most.

It takes all sorts…

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By *toC Thats MeWoman 1 day ago

Sheffield


"Does anyone else take the opportunity to sniff seats, bicycle, office etc in search of the scent of sex? I've been fortunate over the years to get to sniff the seats and clothes of many, especially co-workers. Anyone else?

You are scaring Gen Z now...

I on the other hand still remember Eurotrash and I think this probably belongs on a fetish and Kink website...

Not all swingers are into kink, fetish and naturism and vice verse.

I'm off to check out my own version of Eurotrash provided I can get on the bloody Thameslink to Luton tonight.

I'm thinking I'm too old for these late-night escapes..."

Ahh what a show! What a legend Antoine was 😊

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple 1 day ago

gornal

This is a funny one.

Best bit of forum reading in ages.

Some great comments here, love the banter.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 1 day ago

newport

I’d like to know how you can have sex on a bicycle

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By *tinkfist-Man 1 day ago

GLASGOW


"I’d like to know how you can have sex on a bicycle "

You take the saddle off and go over 2 miles of cobbled paths and stagger into the pub on the way home only to be asked was your cycle good "Yes ,Yes,Yes" it was

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