Mood lighting set dim, you in nothing but a pair of boxers on all fours. Looking straight into the lens, growl like a tiger and mimic a paw towards the camera🐅

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 days ago

S. Herts

If they have those sachets of coffee and sugar etc sprinkle them over yourself like rose petals.

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By *allSmall OP Man 2 days ago

West London

"Phone on the desk by Tele, ass towards the cam and your best 'arch'

“Arch”?

Head down ass up basically. Arch your back l then lift your head up. "

Added this one

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By *ensuallover1000Man 2 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If it’s one of those large diameter ones then a photo of the shower head please - I love those! 😍😍

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By *allSmall OP Man 2 days ago

West London

"If they have those sachets of coffee and sugar etc sprinkle them over yourself like rose petals. "

Done!

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By *allSmall OP Man 2 days ago

West London

"Nice soapy shower "

This one is coming!

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By *eroLondonMan 2 days ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, the photos don't have to be naughty. Make them artistic instead. They will be appreciated by the cultured few.

Good luck, dear chap. 🩶

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan 2 days ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

Naked in a hotel room now x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 days ago

S. Herts

"Dear OP, the photos don't have to be naughty. Make them artistic instead. They will be appreciated by the cultured few.

Good luck, dear chap. 🩶"

I suggested the Travelodge version of American Beauty. It doesn’t get more artistic than that.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 2 days ago

Coventry

A standing at the window photo is always a classic especially if you're high up and/or with a nice veiw.

Just make sure there's no one in clear detailed sight to be offended if you're nude/doing something rude.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 2 days ago

Staffordshire

Set up your phone on timer and very quickly lift up the mattress then get under it head first so your ankles and feet are the only thing poking out.

Cheers.

Looking forward to seeing how it goes

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By *ornycougaWoman 2 days ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Measure your cock against assorted items from the mini bar

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By *nesCouple 2 days ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Is there a trouser press to hand?

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By *vaRose43Woman 2 days ago

Forest of Dean

Silhouette by the window

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By *idnightMuseWoman 2 days ago

Dreamville

What I did lol. Pillow covering the good bits. Heart sticker covering the face (for fab version, obvs)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 days ago

Central

"Is there a trouser press to hand? "

Penis extension device, for cold weather

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By *Silver-Man 1 day ago

Mold

Naked in the hotel corridor

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 1 day ago

Cheshire

You could do the classic sat in the chair with a cup of tea.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 1 day ago

Gloucestershire

Hang the Do Not Disturb sign on your wotsit

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