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Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary? |
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?
Sent by iPhone "
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?
Sent by iPhone "
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary? "
It's absolutley true😈 |
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?
Sent by iPhone "
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"I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.
Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 …."
Now if this had been posted by a bloke I would assume he was boasting about his left hand!  |
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The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.
Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort. |
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"I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.
Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 ….
Now if this had been posted by a bloke I would assume he was boasting about his left hand! "
The theory holds true regardless of gender  |
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"The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.
Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort. "
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This is a fascinating summation, GuD.
🤖 versus 🍏 |
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"The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.
Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort.
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This is a fascinating summation, GuD.
🤖 versus 🍏"
Oh dear I’m such a pillow princess 👸
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary? "
Well (pushes glasses up nose). There could be something in it.
Android devices tend to be well ahead on updates and cutting edge tech, amd users are more open to exploring differing options and finding models that best suit their needs, and are willing to adapt if their needs change as they grow and mature.
Apple users will remain loyal to one brand regardless of innovations elsewhere, this could be taken that they are unwilling to step outside of a small comfort zone and even when upgrading, stick to something almost identical to the last model, and are apt to run to the fastest shiny version of the same thing.
It's science (Bro, TM., 2024)
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Bro, Trust Me. (Mobile Phone Brands and their association with sexual prowess.) Published on fabswingers forum 202387657789098653. 13 Sept 24 Doi: 6969696969 |
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"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.
I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?
Well (pushes glasses up nose). There could be something in it.
Android devices tend to be well ahead on updates and cutting edge tech, amd users are more open to exploring differing options and finding models that best suit their needs, and are willing to adapt if their needs change as they grow and mature.
Apple users will remain loyal to one brand regardless of innovations elsewhere, this could be taken that they are unwilling to step outside of a small comfort zone and even when upgrading, stick to something almost identical to the last model, and are apt to run to the fastest shiny version of the same thing.
It's science (Bro, TM., 2024)
References
Bro, Trust Me. (Mobile Phone Brands and their association with sexual prowess.) Published on fabswingers forum 202387657789098653. 13 Sept 24 Doi: 6969696969"
You scienced the shit out of that
Hats off 😁 |
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By *nnCeeWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I need to buy an iphone
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Have you come into money, JÅG, if you can afford an iPhone? 😉
It's just a few hours wages Nero."
*looks to see what Raven does for a living and to see if she can somehow wangle a job doing the same thing* |
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