"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?  "
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies  |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "
Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available. |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks. |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies "
Noted
Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?
Asking for a friend |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies
Noted
Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?
Asking for a friend "
Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.
Don't ask me how I know. |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available."
Socks ✅️
Oversized hoodie ✅️
Huge mug of tea 🤢 replaced with coffee ✅️
Snuggles, yes please 🤗 |
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"bob hat,, thermal gloves..hot water bottle,, or maybe a workout  "
Bob hat ✅️
Thermal gloves are my best friend in winter 🧤✅️
Hot water bottle ✅️✅️
Workout, what type of sweaty exercise would you recommend?  |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks."
Can I replace the men with women please? 
Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already  |
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"Perhaps a hairy chap ?
I’ve heard a hairy chap draped over one works well in terms of insulation .
Maybe an unsubstantiated rumour but worth a try "
Worth a try I suppose 🤷🏻♀️
Come here yeti, drape away |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Fluffy socks, oversized hoodie. Huge mug of hot tea. Snuggles if available.
Socks ✅️
Oversized hoodie ✅️
Huge mug of tea 🤢 replaced with coffee ✅️
Snuggles, yes please 🤗"
Coffee it is. ☕
About the snuggles, just say the word. 😏 |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies
Noted
Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?
Asking for a friend
Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.
Don't ask me how I know."
Bugger!
My corpse is 18 mins old now  |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies
Noted
Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?
Asking for a friend
Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.
Don't ask me how I know.
Bugger!
My corpse is 18 mins old now "
Pity. It's gotta be the snuggles then. |
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I would love to give some sexy fantasy scenario about sharing body heat. The reality is I’m snuggled under a super soft blanket watching Law & Order with a coffee and the cat 🤣. I refuse to put the heating on also |
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"Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁
LvM
And here is?
Bogner?  "
Skegness is lovely this time of year 😎 We're not not in Spain 😁
LvM |
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"Yeah, the pool does look a little chilly this morning. The balcony's okay though, just hang out here with a coffee 😇😁
LvM
And here is?
Bogner?
Skegness is lovely this time of year 😎 We're not not in Spain 😁
LvM"
Oh have fun in Spain not Spain
Are you coming back with any white bits?
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "
You answered it in the title 😉 |
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"Think I must be hitting menopause, I'm absolutely melting 🥵 come be my little spoon
'Spooning' 😂
You know what happens when we get in close proximity of each other
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oh no...I forgot already...I need reminding, hehe |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? "
Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm . |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks.
Can I replace the men with women please?
Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already "
Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.
I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets? |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm ."
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks.
Can I replace the men with women please?
Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already
Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.
I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?"
My lips are sealed
Or are they? |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? "
Don't ask him where the red apple goes! 😅 |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you?
Don't ask him where the red apple goes! 😅"
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My lips are sealed
Or are they?
No way of knowing if that is the case now as your public pics have all been taken away!
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(devastated)
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Neither my top or bottom set of lips have ever made it onto Fab so you're not missing much |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? "
Yes I'm a cannibal |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
winfrith |
"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal "
actually I'm a chef |
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"I've got an electric blanket for those extra cold mornings... flick it on and my feet are toasty warm in minutes "
Bloody brilliant aren't they it's a shame I can't just walk around with one wrapped around me |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal actually I'm a chef "
You changed you career very quickly 🤣
Cannibal/chef
Same, same
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
winfrith |
"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm? Come round here I have an amazing and unusual way to keep you warm .
You're going to put me head first into the oven, aren't you? Yes I'm a cannibal actually I'm a chef
You changed you career very quickly 🤣
Cannibal/chef
Same, same
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well yes I guess a meat eater come chef one in the same . |
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks.
Can I replace the men with women please?
Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already
Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.
I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?
My lips are sealed
Or are they? "
Darn it, fellas, this is the reason us guys can't get a meet. The lesbians have got the women!
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Layer up.
One man under, one man on top, a woman on top of that.
Bundle fucks.
Can I replace the men with women please?
Women sandwich....I can feel my body temperature is rising already
Aren't we all looking for that women sandwich love? Take a ticket & get in line.
I've always been curious about the way a lesbian goes to approach such a situation, care to share any inside secrets?
My lips are sealed
Or are they?
Darn it, fellas, this is the reason us guys can't get a meet. The lesbians have got the women!
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*smug face* 😁 |
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"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.
🥶🥶"
😬
Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.
This could be a life or death situation!!!
In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!
It's for research purposes only, pinky promise |
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"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.
🥶🥶
😬
Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.
This could be a life or death situation!!!
In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!
It's for research purposes only, pinky promise "
No pinky promise needed. I'm on my way! I haven't had this good an offer on fab in long time😉 |
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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago
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"You need a hot woman to help warm you up
Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶
You stay away from me Bad Nanna!
I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in."
I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦 |
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"You need a hot woman to help warm you up
Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶
You stay away from me Bad Nanna!
I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in.
I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦"
I said toasty, not volcanic. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 12 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"You need a hot woman to help warm you up
Won't be me. My hands are freezing 🥶
You stay away from me Bad Nanna!
I need a toasty bum crack to warm them in.
I had sprouts for dinner, if that helps.🥦
I said toasty, not volcanic. "
Don't sat I didn't offer... |
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"OP, it's going to be colder tomorrow morning.
🥶🥶
😬
Eeek! LLB, I've heard that having skin to skin contact will prevent hyperthermia.
This could be a life or death situation!!!
In order for you to save my life, I need you to sit on my face immediately!
It's for research purposes only, pinky promise "
Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Before any other blokes ask. I don't need to sit on a guy's face |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer? "
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤 |
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"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though "
I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?
If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤"
You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.
We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them... |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤
You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.
We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them..."
There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫 |
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By *orny PTMan 12 weeks ago
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"It's cold this morning 🥶 and I'm refusing to put the heating on until it's at least -10oc outside!
Any recommendations on how to stay warm?
Sharing body heat... obvious and clichéd though so I imagine you will get a lot better replies
Noted
Now are those bodies you mention dead or alive ones?
Asking for a friend
Alive work better, and up to 15 minutes after dead.
Don't ask me how I know."
When it's really cold: then and only then, can you chuck another dead witch on the fire. |
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"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though
I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?
If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm "
So sorry to disappoint, but it was chenille. Grey.
Where should I put my poorly hand? |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤
You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.
We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...
There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫 "
The woman's kryptonite.... chocolate or is it cake?  |
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"I had a little blanket round my knees for the first hour this morning, Granny's style. It warmed up when the sun came though
I am imagining you with a chequered blanket, please tell me it was a chequered blanket?
If your hands get chilly, especially your poorly one, I have a few places you can keep them warm
So sorry to disappoint, but it was chenille. Grey.
Where should I put my poorly hand? "
I think you should keep it warm between my thighs, that areas seems to radiate heat whenever a female comes near |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤
You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.
We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...
There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫
The women covered in chocolate and/or cake "
Fixed it for you |
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"Doesn't that mean insatiable nymph will also need a face to sit on, if llb is sitting on her face, I mean like a daisy chain thing....
Can I volunteer?
Unless you are very good at the tuck and roll 🍆 I'm afraid it's going to be a no from me 🫤
You see, another instance of the lesbians running off with the ladies.
We're going to have to come up with a plan to deal with them...
There's always the offer of unlimited chocolate 🍫
The women covered in chocolate and/or cake
Fixed it for you "
How about the women covered in chocolate cake? 
I might have to fight a star trek esq death match with the lesbians first though.
Like moths to flame |
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"I broke and boosted the heating last night, then put it onto the schedule with 17 as the trigger. It came on this morning!
🧊🧊🧊"
I keep mine at 17 lol it’s not dropped that far down inside yet though. It was 8 degress outside when I left for work the other morning couple weeks warm weather I’m hoping after today got to top me tan up a bit before winter lol |
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By *rPunxMan 12 weeks ago
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Jump into a steamy hot shower and don't come out until the room is full of hot steam, then wrap yourself in lots of big warm fluffy towels and jump back into bed until the air temperature outside warms up. |
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a thick woolen cardi in winter 
