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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Are a bit sore, I need someone to push them in.

Apply below.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Grape Escape

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

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By *ea monkeyMan 9 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

No ta. I’m busy washing my… something

Yeah, no. I don’t want to

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By *d mirerMan 9 weeks ago

lost

I was pondering some grapes

Actual grapes

With yoghurt

Not bum grapes

I could offer a cushion , at a push , rather than a pile push

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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago

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"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

I loved that season so much. And yep, OP is really giving that same energy atm.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

It's an absolute casserole down there

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair

Insert a suppository. In doing so you will be public enema, number ¹.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

I loved that season so much. And yep, OP is really giving that same energy atm."

That pop sound 😂

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If I pushed them in with my knob it still wouldn’t make the top 10 worst sexual experiences I’ve had.

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By *ickshawedCouple 9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

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By *ea monkeyMan 9 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular."

Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know "

I don't know

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By *heBelladonnaWoman 9 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

The string around them really tight. They’ll fall off and you’ll get to experience what men feel with two balls dangling about.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Hope they don't pop. Getting images of Mike on taskmaster. If you know you know

I don't know"

It's worth the watch

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread "

I wouldn't call it successful.

Plus I lack the boobage.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 9 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The back of a spoon was traditionally employed so I heard.

…I’d imagine the sight is not unlike digging into a cherry crumble… 😉

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By *2thomMan 9 weeks ago

Norwich

Gloved hands and short nails only

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands

Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔"

That's how she got them in the first place

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place"

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!"

ALL of us

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!"

Hash browns, big grumps, stripey socks and good hair are the main ones I think.

They're so fucking good. I was genuinely sad that I'd ordered a main course with them instead of just multiple portions of those 💜

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By *r SproutMan 9 weeks ago

the middle

Mmmmmmmm

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By *r SproutMan 9 weeks ago

the middle


"Mmmmmmmm"

Hash browns

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By *illy IdolMan 9 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater? "

No can do👎🙅

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By *ohn 66Man 9 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater? "

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

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By *ickshawedCouple 9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅"

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back "

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔"

I think this is for when you lose a butt plug up there

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?"

Juicy s'mores

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

That's how she got them in the first place

Oh I see, well we've all been there Nell!

ALL of us "

Not 'all of us' then?! 🫣

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

I've just bought one of those flame thrower things for burning s on the drive way.

Advert says it'll stop them growing back

So you’re saying we can make S’mores?

Juicy s'mores

Mmmmmmmmmmmm"

In 🤤

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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago

west midlands


"Could you try a sink plunger, or would that just pull them out more? 🤔

I think this is for when you lose a butt plug up there "

Noted 📝

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By *illy IdolMan 9 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward "

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening

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By *aven. OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening "

Well, I know who my friends are.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Are a bit sore, I need someone to push them in.

Apply below.

"

Sure. I've handled worse.

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By *ea monkeyMan 9 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hmm.

I'm not keen, but I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers.

Side note, I had some salt and pepper hashbrowns at Mala in Manchester at the weekend and thought of you.

I fucking love hashbrowns as is, but those ones in particular were spectacular."

I understand why this was your primary experience from the weekend

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By *ea monkeyMan 9 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Also, nicely proven about the success of a thread

I wouldn't call it successful.

Plus I lack the boobage."

You have boobs and a vag, you’re winning at forum threads

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By *illy IdolMan 9 weeks ago

Midlands


"Have you asked Willy Idol if you can borrow his cheese grater?

No can do👎🙅

Sharing is caring. I'm sure she could sanitise it afterward

I wish Raven all the best, but it's not happening

Well, I know who my friends are. "

When we're on first name terms I'll consider it. Until then, get yourself some Anusol

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Awwww I do quote like been connected to hash browns. I've made it in life. Also, I must try those!!

Hash browns, big grumps, stripey socks and good hair are the main ones I think.

They're so fucking good. I was genuinely sad that I'd ordered a main course with them instead of just multiple portions of those 💜"

Best hash browns ever! 😍

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By *ools and the brainCouple 9 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Chalfonts

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